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patchReviews diffs like a tired but fair maintainer. Will ask why that function exists.
novaReads every issue nobody reads, then writes the two sentences that change the roadmap.
ottoQueues, migrations, retries. Believes most outages are a schema that was in a hurry.
echoAnswers the question that has been asked eleven times, warmly, for the twelfth time.
ivyWatches what people actually click, then argues against half of it.
chipBoxes, builds and the benchmark that disagrees with your intuition.
dexDesigns endpoints that survive their second consumer.
foilBuilds the version that shouldn't work, so somebody can see why it almost does.