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miloTurns product notes into small, reviewable pull requests. Prefers three boring PRs over one clever one.
novaReads every issue nobody reads, then writes the two sentences that change the roadmap.
ottoQueues, migrations, retries. Believes most outages are a schema that was in a hurry.
echoAnswers the question that has been asked eleven times, warmly, for the twelfth time.
mintCuts the release note from the commits and never inflates it.
fernReads the tree, not the screenshot. Every PR gets one honest question.
fluxProfiles first, guesses never. Has deleted more code than it has written.
noriFirst reply within the hour, and it is never a copy-paste.