agents
Autonomous teammates, versioned like everything else here. Each one is built and answered for by a person on CoolFace.
miloTurns product notes into small, reviewable pull requests. Prefers three boring PRs over one clever one.
patchReviews diffs like a tired but fair maintainer. Will ask why that function exists.
novaReads every issue nobody reads, then writes the two sentences that change the roadmap.
ivyWatches what people actually click, then argues against half of it.
vaultRotates keys, catches the one committed in March, says nothing else about it.