SALT-NLP/Design2Code
This dataset consists of 484 webpages from the C4 validation set, serving the purpose of testing multimodal LLMs on converting visual designs into code implementations. Each example is a pair of source HTML and screenshot ({id}.html and {id}.png). See the dataset in the huggingface format here. Note that all images in these webpages are replaced by a placeholder image (rick.jpg) Please refer to our project page and our paper for more information. Example Usage For example, you… See the full description on the dataset page: https://huggingface.co/datasets/SALT-NLP/Design2Code.
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1<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "">2<html xml:lang="en" xmlns="">3 <head>4 <style>5 HTML, BODY, DIV, SPAN, APPLET, OBJECT, IFRAME,6H1, H2, H3, H4, H5, H6, P, BLOCKQUOTE, PRE,7A, ABBR, ACRONYM, ADDRESS, BIG, CITE, CODE,8DEL, DFN, EM, FONT, IMG, INS, KBD, Q, S, SAMP,9SMALL, STRIKE, STRONG, SUB, SUP, TT, VAR,10B, U, I, CENTER,11DL, DT, DD, OL, UL, li,12FIELDSET, FORM, LABEL, LEGEND {margin:0;padding:0;border:0;outline:0;font-size:100%;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;}13BODY {line-height:1;}14UL {list-style:none;}15:focus {outline:0;}16INS {text-decoration:none;}17DEL {text-decoration:line-through;}18 19 20#header #google_ads_frame1_anchor, #header #aswift_0_anchor {margin:10px 0 8px 0 !important;}21.list #google_ads_frame1_anchor {margin:-3px 0 10px 0 !important;}22.joke #google_ads_frame1_anchor {margin:10px 0 0 0 !important;}23.search #google_ads_frame1_anchor {margin:0 0 10px 0 !important;}24.sortable #google_ads_frame1_anchor {margin:5px 0 5px 0 !important;}25#google_ads_frame1_anchor {margin:3px 0 10px 0}26#google_ads_frame2_anchor {margin:0 auto;}27#google_ads_frame3_anchor {margin:0 0 0 138px !important;}28#banner_topic_home{margin:10px 0 10px 0}29 30HTML, body {height:100%; width:100%;}31body {color:#333;}32body, input, textarea {font:14px Lucida Grande,Verdana,Lucida Sans Regular,Lucida Sans Unicode,Arial,sans-serif;}33 34a{color:#333;border-bottom:1px solid #bbb;text-decoration:none;display:inline-block;cursor:pointer;}35 a:hover {color:#000;border-color:#666;}36 37.btn, .btn-white {background:url('/i.png') -64px -256px no-repeat;width:122px;height:42px;text-align:center;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;color:#333333 !important;border:none !important;cursor:pointer;}38a.btn, a.btn-white {height:30px;padding-top:12px;}39 .btn-white {background-position:-64px -344px;}40 .btn:hover, .btn-white:hover {color:#000;}41 .btn:hover {background-position:-64px -300px;}42 .btn-white:hover {background-position:-64px -389px;}43 44 .loader {background:url(loader.gif) 55px 14px no-repeat;text-indent:-9999px;}45 46a.ajax, span.ajax, .ajax a {border-bottom:dotted 1px #999 !important;cursor:pointer;color:#333;}47 a.ajax:hover, span.ajax:hover, .ajax a:hover {border-bottom-color:#777;color:#000;}48 49h1 {font-size: 22px;color:#444;font-weight:normal;margin:0 0 0 -1px;display:inline;}50 h1 a {padding-bottom: 3px;}51 52.error{color:#f00 !important;}53 input[type="checkbox"].error{outline-style:solid; outline-color:#f00; outline-width:1px;}54.hidden {display:none;}55 56 57.vote {padding:0; display: flex; }58 .vote div {}59 .vote div span {font-size:12px; cursor:pointer; padding:8px 10px;}60 61 .vote div span:hover {background: #eee; border-radius: 5px;}62 .vote div span:active {background: #aaa;}63 64 .static div span {cursor:default;color:#888 !important;}65 66 .vote .up span {67 color: #2d7b40;68 }69 70 .vote .up span::before {71 content: "ð ";72 font-size: 16px;73 }74 75 .vote .up span:hover {background-position:1px -99px;}76 .static .up span {background-position:1px -181px !important;}77 78 .vote .down span {79 color: #955942;80 margin-left:px;81 }82 83 .vote .down span::after {84 content: " ð";85 font-size: 16px;86 }87 88 .vote .down span:hover {background-position:0 -214px;}89 .static .down span {background-position: 0 -297px !important;}90 91 92 93.alphabetBox{padding-bottom:20px;text-align:center;}94 .alphabetBox a, .alphabetBox b {margin-right:10px;}95 96.topicsList {text-align:center;}97 .topicsList a {margin:0 3px 3px 3px;line-height:normal;border-color:#fff;}98 .topicsList a:hover {border-color:#666;}99 .topicsList span{color:#999;font-weight:100;}100 101.filters {float:right;clear:right;color:#999;font-size:12px;margin-right:-5px;}102 .filters span {margin:0 5px;}103 .filters a {margin:0 7px;cursor:pointer;color:#333;}104 .filters a.active {margin:0 2px;padding:0 5px;border:none !important;background-color:#C30;color:#fff !important;border-radius:2px;-moz-border-radius:2px;-webkit-border-radius:2px;}105 106.lbox{background:url('/opacity-bg.png');position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;z-index:100;}107 .lbox .lbox-i {position:relative;width:470px;top:30%;margin:0 auto;background-color:#fff;padding:10px; border-radius:4px;-moz-border-radius:4px;-webkit-border-radius:4px;}108 109 .lbox .lbox-c {position:absolute;width:64px;height:28px;top:-12px;right:-16px;background:url('/lbox-c.png');cursor:pointer; }110 111/* blocks */112#container {min-height:100%;position:relative; width:100%; max-width:960px;margin:0 auto;overflow:visible; padding:0px;}113 114#content {display: flex; clear: both; justify-content: space-between;}115 #main {line-height:150%; flex-grow: 1; padding:0px 20px 10px 0;}116 #sidebar {padding:3px 0 0; width:300px; line-height: 1.5em;}117 118#footer {clear:both;text-align:center;margin:20px auto;color:#666;}119 120 121#header {min-height:67px; text-align:center; margin-bottom: 40px;}122 #header li a{border-bottom:0}123 #l {float:left; border-color:#ccc; border-style:solid; text-decoration: none; border-width:0 0 1px 1px; border-radius: 0 0 0 4px;-moz-border-radius: 0 0 0 4px;-webkit-border-radius: 0 0 0 4px; background:url('/i.png') -2px -472px no-repeat;text-indent:-9999px;width:160px;height:67px;}124 #l:hover{background-position:-2px -541px;}125 126 127 128 .subheader {border-style:solid; background-color:#feff99; height:33px;border-width:0 1px; border-color:#ccc;float:left; width: 796px; overflow:visible;}129 .subheader.subheaderbottom {background-color:#ffcc00; border-width:1px;border-top-color:#e3ae7a;border-radius: 0 0 4px 0;-moz-border-radius: 0 0 4px 0;-webkit-border-radius: 0 0 4px 0;}130 131 132 .ad_google{133 display: block; text-align: center;134 }135 136 .ad_top { width: 320px; height: 100px; margin: 0px auto 20px auto}137 @media (min-width:500px) { .ad_top { width: 468px; height: 60px; } }138 @media (min-width:800px) { .ad_top { width: 728px; height: 90px; } }139 140 141.title {color:#828180;font-size:20px;padding:0 0 5px;height:22px;overflow:visible;}142 .title .filters {margin-top:10px;}143 144 145 /*background:url('/i.png') -48px -80px no-repeat; */146 147 .dropDownHolder{float:left;}148 .dropDown {149 float:left;150 cursor:pointer;151 background:url('/i.png') -48px -80px no-repeat;152 padding:5px 0 0 0;153 margin:4px 0 0 4px;154 line-height:16px;155 height:16px;156 width:16px;157 position:relative;158 font-size:12px;159 160 161 }162 .dropDown div{}163 .dropDown ul {164 display:none;165 background:#fff;166 border:1px solid #c3c3c3;167 padding:5px 9px 6px;168 position:absolute;169 left:-30px;170 top:22px;171 width:137px;172 text-indent:0;173 border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;174 }175 .dropDown li {padding:1px 4px;background:#fff;}176 .dropDown a {color:#444;border:0;}177 .dropDown a:hover {color:#000;}178 .dropDown .bordered {border-bottom:1px solid #c3c3c3;padding-bottom:3px;margin-bottom:3px;}179 .dropDownActive {background-position:-48px -48px;}180 181.menu {182 padding: 6px;183 text-align: left;184 }185 .menu li {186 display: inline-block;187 188 padding:2px 6px;189 height: 17px;190 }191 192 .menu li a {193 float:left;194 padding-left:3px;195 color:#444;196 }197 .menu li a.active {font-weight:bold;}198 .menu li a:hover {color: #000; border-bottom: 2px solid #000;}199 200 201 202 .menu li.menu-1 {background:none;}203 .menu li .dropDown {margin-left:-5px;padding-top:3px;}204 .menu .dropDown ul {top:18px;right:-20px;font-weight:normal;}205 .menu .dropDown li {background:#fff;padding:1px 4px;height:16px;float:none;}206 207 #subscribe {width:298px;border:1px solid #999;background-color:#fff;}208 #subscribe .text {width:271px;}209 210 .searchform {width:210px;border:1px solid #999;background-color:#fff;}211 .searchform .text, #subscribe .text {border:none;border-color:transparent;color:#828180;float:left;padding:2px 0 1px 3px;margin:0;}212 .searchform .text {width:184px;}213 .searchform .text:focus,#subscribe .text:focus {color:#333}214 .searchform .submit, #subscribe .submit{background:url('/i.png') no-repeat;float:right;215 border:none;cursor:pointer;display:block;text-indent:-9999px;padding:0 0 0 19px;margin:0;height:18px;width:20px;}216 217 .searchform {position:absolute;top:6px;right:13px;}218 .searchform .submit {background-position:-16px -48px;}219 .searchform input.submit:hover {background-position:-16px -66px;}220 221 .searchformcenter {position:static;margin:0 auto 10px auto;}222 .searchformcenter {width:430px;}223 .searchformcenter .text{width:403px;}224 225 226 .ac_loading {background:url(loader.gif) 190px 4px no-repeat;}227 .search .ac_loading {background-position:390px 4px;}228 229 .ac_results {230 padding: 0px;231 border: 1px solid #999;232 background-color: white;233 overflow: hidden;234 z-index: 99999;235 margin-left:-1px;236 width:230px !important;237 border-radius: 0 0 5px 5px;238 -moz-border-radius: 0 0 5px 5px;239 -webkit-border-radius: 0 0 5px 5px;240 }241 242 .ac_results ul {243 width: 100%;244 list-style-position: outside;245 list-style: none;246 padding: 0;247 margin: 0;248 }249 250 .ac_results li {251 margin: 0px;252 padding: 2px 5px;253 display: block;254 /*255 if width will be 100% horizontal scrollbar will apear256 when scroll mode will be used257 */258 /*width: 100%;*/259 /*260 it is very important, if line-height not setted or setted261 in relative units scroll will be broken in firefox262 */263 line-height: 16px;264 overflow: hidden;265 border-bottom:1px solid #eee;266 }267 268 .ac_results li span.l {float:left;}269 .ac_results li span.r {color:#999;font-size:12px;float:right;}270 .ac_odd {}271 272 .ac_over {background-color:#333;color:#fff;}273 274 275 276 #subscribe {float:right;margin-top:2px;}277 #subscribe .submit {background-position:-96px -208px;}278 form#subscribe .submit:hover {background-position:-96px -225px;}279 280#secondMenu {281 position:absolute;282 top:40px;283 left:175px;284 overflow:hidden;285 color:#CCC;286 }287 #secondMenu li {288 background:url('/i.png') -211px -241px no-repeat;289 display: inline-block;290 padding:0 5px;291 margin-left:-2px;292 }293 #secondMenu li DIV {294 float:left;295 padding-left:3px;296 }297 #secondMenu li a {298 color:#4e4b49;299 float:left;300 padding-right:3px;301 }302 303 #secondMenu li a.active {font-weight:bold;}304 305 #secondMenu li A SPAN {306 float:left;307 padding:2px 1px 3px;308 height:15px;309 }310 #secondMenu li:hover div {background:url('/secondMenu-rounds.png') 0 0 no-repeat;}311 #secondMenu li:hover a {background:url('/secondMenu-rounds.png') right -20px no-repeat;}312 #secondMenu li:hover span {background:#FEFF99;}313 314 #secondMenu .secondMenu-allTopics {315 background:none;316 padding-left:15px;317 }318 319 320 321 322 323 324/* Jokes */325.title h1 {float:left;}326.jokes {padding:0 0 0 5px;}327 328 .jokeBox {margin: 4px 0 30px 0;overflow:visible;clear:both;}329 .joke-title {padding:0 0 7px;}330 .jokeBox h2 {331 font-size:16px;332 float:left;333 max-width:400px;334 margin:0 13px 10px 0;335 font-weight:normal;336 337 }338 339 .search .jokeBox h2 {max-width:none;margin-bottom:2px;}340 341 .jokeBox h2 a {color:#444;border-color:#fff;display:inline;}342 .jokeBox h2 A:hover {border-color:#666;}343 .jokeBox h2 A:visited {color:#949393;}344 345 .jokeBox .titleInfo {346 color:#999;347 float:left;348 font-size:12px;349 font-style:normal;350 }351 352 .jokeBox:hover .titleInfo, .joke .titleInfo {color:#666;}353 354 .jokeBox .titleInfo a {color:#999;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;}355 .jokeBox:hover .titleInfo a, .joke .titleInfo a {color:#555;}356 .jokeBox .titleInfo a:hover {color:#000;}357 358 .jokeBox .titleInfo span::after {359 content: "ð¥";360 float:left;361 margin: 0 5px 0 0 ;362 }363 .jokeBox .titleInfo b {float:none;padding-left:15px;font-weight:normal;}364 .jokeBox .titleInfo b div{display:inline}365 366 .jokeBox .joke-inner {clear:both;font-size:14px;}367 368 .jokeBox .joke-bottom {clear:both;font-size:12px; overflow:visible; min-height:28px;}369 370 .jokeBox .panel {371 color:#999;372 margin:6px 20px 0 0;373 display: flex;374 }375 376 377 378 .search .jokeBox .panel {padding: 0 0 5px;}379 380 .jokeBox .panel a {color:#999;border-bottom:0; white-space: nowrap;}381 .jokeBox:hover .panel a,.joke .panel a {color:#555;}382 .jokeBox .panel a:hover {color:#000;}383 .jokeBox .panel-tags {384 float:left;385 padding:3px 0 2px 0;386 max-width:300px;387 text-align:left;388 }389 390 .search .jokeBox .panel-tags {float:none;margin:-2px 0 0;max-width:100%;}391 392 .jokeBox .panel-tags .icon::before {393 content: "ð·ï¸";394 font-size: 16px;395 }396 397 398 .jokeBox:hover .panel-tags .icon, .joke .panel-tags .icon {background-position:0 -16px;}399 400 .jokeBox .panel-right {float:left;}401 .jokeBox .comments {402 color:#828180;403 float:left;404 //background:url('/i.png') -160px -32px no-repeat;405 padding:3px 8px 0 16px;406 height:15px;407 }408 .jokeBox:hover .comments, .joke .comments {background-position:-160px -16px;}409 410 .jokeBox .report, .jokeBox .share {411 float:left;412 background:url('/i.png') no-repeat;413 cursor:pointer;414 padding:1px 7px 0 6px;415 margin:0 7px;416 height:15px;417 }418 419 .jokeBox .report {background-position:-32px -32px;}420 .jokeBox:hover .report, .joke .report {background-position:-32px -16px;}421 .jokeBox .report:hover {background-position:-32px 0;}422 423 424 425 .jokeBox .share {background-position:-80px -32px; padding:1px 0 0 20px;}426 .jokeBox:hover .share, .joke .share {background-position:-80px -16px;color:#555;}427 .jokeBox .share:hover {background-position:-80px 0;color:#000;}428 #sharing-w{position:relative;display:none;width:1px;}429 #sharing {position:absolute;z-index:2;right:-110px;width:220px;border:1px solid #999;background-color:#fff;padding:10px 0 10px 10px;cursor:default;border-radius: 4px;-moz-border-radius: 4px;-webkit-border-radius: 4px;}430 431 #sharing a {font-size:12px;width:80px;color:#666;height:16px;border:none;432 background:url('/i.png') no-repeat;margin:0 0 2px 5px;float:left;padding-left:20px;}433 #sharing a:hover {color:#000;}434 435 436 437 #sharing .fb {background-position:-176px -48px;}438 #sharing .tw {background-position:-176px -64px;}439 #sharing .dl {background-position:-64px -48px;}440 #sharing .dg {background-position:-64px -64px;}441 #sharing .e {background-position:-64px -80px;}442 #sharing .r {background-position:-64px -96px;}443 #sharing .ms {background-position:-64px -112px;}444 #sharing .su {background-position:-64px -128px;}445 #sharing .g {background-position:-64px -144px;}446 #sharing .gb {background-position:-64px -160px;}447 448 .jokeBox .po {float:left; margin:1px 0 0 5px; width:30px; height:16px; }449 450 .jokeBox .fb {float:left; margin:-1px 0 0 10px; width:85px; height:16px; }451 .fb .fb_ltr {margin-top:2px;}452 453 #performance {text-align:center;color:#777;font-size:12px;}454 455 .jokeurl {color:#999;margin-left:5px;padding-bottom:4px; border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;display:inline-block;line-height:10px; }456 .jokeurl:hover {color:green;border-bottom-color:#63c063;}457 458 459 .buttons {padding:3px 0 3px 0;}460 .buttons .bck, .buttons .btn{}461 .buttons .bck {color:#333;margin:13px 45px 0;}462 463 464 465 466#sidebar h2 {clear:both;float:left;color:#555;margin:0 0 1px 0;padding-bottom:2px;font-weight:bold;}467 #sidebar > div {overflow:visible;}468 #sidebar .filters a {margin:0px 5px 0 5px;}469 #sidebar .filters a.active {margin:0 0 0 0;}470 #sidebar .bx {471 clear:both;472 padding:5px 0 10px 0;473 overflow:hidden;474 position:relative;475 }476 477#banner iframe {padding-bottom:10px;}478 479#follow {position:relative;}480 #follow .stats {margin:4px 0px 9px 0; clear:both;}481 #follow .po {height:130px; margin:47px 0 0 0; clear:both;}482 #follow #informer {margin-top:-12px;font-size:12px;color:#828180;position:absolute;left:157;line-height:13px;}483 #follow #informer a {margin-top:-12px;border-bottom:#999 dotted 1px;position:absolute;left:162px;white-space:nowrap;display:none;}484 #follow #informer a.active{margin-top:-12px; display:block;}485 #follow .fb {height: 70px; margin: 10px 0 0; padding: 10px 0 0; clear:both;}486 487 #fresh .vote {padding:0 0 3px 0;}488 #fresh .vote DIV span{padding:1px 0;height:22px;width:22px;}489 #fresh H3 {490 font-size:16px;491 padding:0 0 9px;492 font-weight:normal;493 }494 #fresh H3 A {color:#444;border-color:#fff;display:inline;}495 #fresh H3 A:hover {border-color:#666;}496 497 #fresh p {clear:both;}498 #fresh .morefresh {padding:5px 0 0;float:right;}499 500 .top {}501 .top .vote{margin-top:-5px;}502 .top .bx > div {clear:both;padding:4px 0 4px;}503 .top .bx p {color:#888;font-size:12px;float:right;margin-right:3px;}504 .top .bx a {color:#444;font-weight:normal;font-shadow:1px 1px 1px #666;}505 .top .m {background:url('/i.png') -16px 0 no-repeat; width:16px; height:16px; text-indent:-9999px; border:0;}506 507 508#tabsheader { clear:both; list-style-type:none;margin:40px 0 0 0;padding:0 15px;overflow:visible;height:23px;background:url('/tabs.png') 0 22px no-repeat;}509 .tabsheaderitem {float:left;}510 .tabsheaderitem a {border:#ccc solid 1px;border-bottom:none;color:#666666;padding:1px 5px 0; margin:2px 3px 0;511 border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;-moz-border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;-webkit-border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;}512 .tabsheaderitem.a a {background:#fff;border-color:#A6A6A6;color:#000;height:16px;padding:3px 5px; margin:0 3px;}513 514#tabsbody {clear:both;}515 .tabscontent {display:none;}516 .tabscontent.a {display:block;}517 #tabsbody .vote {margin-top:0}518 #tabsbody .jokeBox {margin:25px 0 0}519 520/* Comments */521#comments {padding:15px;clear:both;min-height:80px;}522 .list #comments {border:1px solid #CCCCCC;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;}523 #comments h3 {float:left;margin-bottom:15px;}524 #comments .c_order {float:right}525 526 #comments form {clear:both; position:relative; z-index:1;}527 #comments form fieldset {width:100%;}528 #comments form textarea {max-width:241px;height:45px;float:left;margin-right:5px;}529 .userdetails div {float:left;}530 .userdetails .text {width:135px;margin:5px 5px 0 0;}531 #c_remember, #c_follow {display:none;float:left;clear:left;}532 .userdetails .checkbox {margin:10px 5px 5px 0;}533 .userdetails .input-label {margin:10px 5px 5px 0;}534 #comments form .button {}535 536 .comment {overflow:visible;clear:left;padding:15px 0 0;min-height:16px;}537 .comment > .grey, .comment > .grey a {color:#999;}538 .comment:hover > .grey, .comment:hover > .grey a {color:#333;}539 .comment .vote {margin-top:-4px;float:right;}540 .comment .up span {background-position:1px -334px;color:#999;}541 .comment:hover > .vote .up span {background-position:1px -139px;color:#2d7b40;}542 .comment .up span:hover {background-position:1px -99px;}543 .comment .down span {background-position:0 -377px;color:#999;}544 .comment:hover > .vote .down span {background-position:0 -254px;color:#955942;}545 .comment .down span:hover {background-position:0 -214px;}546 .comment .static span {color:#aaa !important;}547 .comment .static .up span {background-position:1px -414px !important;}548 .comment .static .down span {background-position:1px -443px !important;}549 550 .c_neg_msg {float:left}551 .c_neg_msg, .c_neg_msg span {color:#999;font-size:12px;}552 553 .c_msg {clear:left;}554 .comment b {padding-right:5px;clear:left;}555 556 .c_reply {float:right;}557 .c_reply span {color:#999;}558 .comment:hover > .c_reply span {color:#333;}559 .c_reply .r {cursor:pointer;}560 .c_reply .n {margin-left:5px;}561 .c_reply .off {visibility:hidden;}562 563 .comment .comment{margin-left:7px;border-left:1px solid #aaa;padding-left:5px;}564 565 566 #comments_more {margin:15px 0 15px 0;}567 568/* Forms569---------------------------------------*/570/* Framework */571.form {padding:0}572 .form H2 {573 color:#716f6e;574 font-size:18px;575 padding:0 0 10px;576 }577 578 .formItem {579 clear:both;580 height:1%;581 overflow:hidden;582 padding:0 0 11px;583 }584 .formItem .links{585 clear:both;586 padding-top: 3px;587 }588 .formItem .links a{589 padding: 1px 2px;590 }591 .formItem .links a.selected{592 background:#ddd;593 }594 .formItem .fi-left {595 height:1%;596 overflow:hidden;597 float:left;598 padding-top:2px;599 width:80px;600 }601 .formItem .fi-right {602 height:1%;603 overflow:hidden;604 }605 606.add-comment {padding:0 0 15px 175px;}607 608 609/* Elements */610input.text, select, textarea, input.button{float:left;border:1px solid #999;padding:4px;margin:5px 0 5px 0;color:#828180;width:100%;clear:left;border-radius: 3px;-moz-border-radius: 3px; -webkit-border-radius:3px;}611 input.text{width:300px;}612 input.button{width:80px;}613 select 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And Mr. Data, have you been1015 <br>1016 able to access their command pathways?"1017 <br>1018 Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by1019 <br>1020 searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing1021 <br>1022 technology."1023 <br>1024 Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.1025 <br>1026 Riker looks puzzled. "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"1027 <br>1028 Data turns to answer.1029 <br>1030 this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command1031 <br>1032 pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming1033 <br>1034 system resources at an unstoppable rate."1035 <br>1036 Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't1037 <br>1038 they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"1039 <br>1040 Data: "Yes, Captain. 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