DanielSc4/DataAnalyticsNLP

1,label,comment,user,subreddit,date,sup_comment,prediction,confidence,Topic_key_word2250431,0,Leeches?,greengordon,politics,2009-09,And we are.,1,0.7256754636764526,TODO 03250786,1,That's so funny.,PoochDoobie,pics,2011-07,"Funny, this is how my Uncle's house looked when we helped him clean it up. ...except it was Canadian Whiskey bottles. ...Oh, and he was *dead from liver damage* Good luck on your recovery. Stay sober, my friend.",1,0.97867614030838,TODO 2453,1,lol great champion,Shellback1,Boxing,2016-11,"He was giving them an advance on their payment for when he inevitably signs to fight them. He can't just let those young, hungry lions slip between the cracks now, can he?",1,0.5734057426452637,TODO 251481,1,Freedom doesnt come for free.,devillivedevil,Futurology,2016-12,Denmark also has reasonable labour laws and taxes that support the unemployed though. You can't really compare the shit-show that the US is to the rest of the modern world when it comes to wages and employment law.,1,0.5116696357727051,TODO 46249525,1,Makes people think I'm smart.,acetv,math,2011-02,Why do YOU like/love math? Just curious,1,0.5255894064903259,TODO 37433,0,Bodom + Grinder is all you need bby.,BefokkedBefucked,Coffee,2016-11,"Spend more upfront for an espresso machine? As a daily latte drinker who spends $5+ dollars on coffee a day, I'm thinking about investing in an espresso machine and grinder to save money over time. Yes, it won't save me money immediately, but perhaps over 5-years. So as a newbie to espresso machines, my question is: does it make sense to buy an expensive prosumer espresso machine and grinder outright? Or is it ""better"" to start conservatively and then upgrade/ramp-up over time? I understand this is probably just personal preference. When I started researching machines, I thought the oft recommended second-hand Gaggia Classic (pre-Phillips) @ ~$250-300 would be a good starter machine. However, some people said it's really the *bare* minimum for ""decent"" espresso and I feel I may want to upgrade down the line from this minimum. I'm thinking about getting a prosumer machine like the Rocket Appartamento or similar. I could budget ~$1.5k to $2k for a machine + grinder. My thinking is that I'd rather buy something once and if I pay more upfront, I can get a quality machine that will last a while/not have the urge to upgrade. I'm looking for a machine that's easy to maintain with good/affordable parts availability and that's well-built and will last 5+ years with infrequent maintenance.",0,0.7428783178329468,TODO 38589,0,Also Brian Sipe!,CleansingFlame,AskReddit,2016-09,Bernie Kosar,0,0.8110719323158264,TODO 091516,1,you forgot the,NikoMyshkin,uncensorednews,2016-12,"fake saudi arabia is one of our closest allies, those people wouldnt be mean to her.",1,0.9897177219390868,TODO 010250735,1,because she was stupid for thinking that she could be anything but?,secretvictory,funny,2012-02,how can people look down on porn actresses/actors when everyone watches porn?,1,0.8603057861328125,TODO 211250589,0,There's a big difference between voluntarily using drugs and being captured and forced to do something you don't want to do.,omega2079,Libertarian,2011-05,"You run into the same underground black market problems with human trafficking, slavery, and sex trade but I'm sure you wouldn't say that those too should be legal.",0,0.9820101857185364,TODO 2122044,1,Just means you're bad at playing hide n seek.,saltly,Rainbow6,2016-12,Enemy operators names popping up when you get close should be removed I have had a lot of good hiding spots in plain sight waiting for the right moment just to get killed because my name popped up on my enemies screen. I know that it was my name because I have asked how they saw me many times.,1,0.8467591404914856,TODO 1132366,1,"That isn't what downvotes are for, so I downvoted you",Brodoof,AskReddit,2016-09,To downvote people who I disagree with.,1,0.9538707137107848,TODO 014251071,1,What else would you expect from socialized medicine ?,PLanPLan,WTF,2009-05,"Woman goes into hospital with kidney stone, gets all limbs amputated. Jury says suck it up. (Judge disagrees.)",1,0.9081467390060424,TODO 015249614,0,Knife Eagle is gunna fuck you're shit up.,Badmojoe,GetMotivated,2011-06,"It might just be that I find eagles inherently bad ass, but this guy always motivates me.",0,0.6512711644172668,TODO 216250700,1,But then how are the super-rich going to save the economy?,Evilsnoopi3,politics,2010-09,"Obama refuses to extend the Bush Tax Cuts for the rich. Oh, hell yes.",1,0.9874546527862548,TODO 1171661,1,holy crap me too :O,BioOrpheus,AskReddit,2016-12,So... you're male...,0,0.9471778869628906,TODO 218251440,1,It's a good thing we put those on the endangered species list.,JViz,pics,2010-08,Look what was found on the lawn the other day... In Pennsylvania.,1,0.9709427952766418,TODO 119250126,1,I was about to spell out the,savanttm,politics,2011-03,I was about to say the same thing,1,0.990447998046875,TODO 020251164,1,Nice to see he learned his lesson,gtmills1,technology,2009-06,"Ah, spamming.",1,0.9590654373168944,TODO 321250560,1,"No, it will be the year of Desktop Linux!",opk,technology,2011-08,Will 2012 be the year of 3D printing?,1,0.888355553150177,TODO 422250429,0,"Ah, a meetup in the security line at Frankfurt airport then....",hughk,frankfurt,2011-05,Same here.,0,0.5936397314071655,TODO 123710,0,Found the 3rd year philosophy student looking to transfer to another major.,manachar,standupshots,2016-10,Found the first year philosophy student.,0,0.822335422039032,TODO 4242407,1,"Hey, at least it's the best system we got",DJBJ,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-10,Facts. It's mind boggling to think that the necklace she's wearing can change my unborn children's unborn children's lives in an instant.,1,0.9508888125419616,TODO 125250120,1,you sure those weren't protesting postal workers?,MrFlagg,canada,2011-06,Just some pictures of some Canuck fans doing their city and team proud!,1,0.8661587238311768,TODO 1262456,1,Horsepower bro,sput117,Shitty_Car_Mods,2016-09,What's the point of that filter on the front?,1,0.7427343130111694,TODO 027250565,0,Am I the only one who didn't care when I saw that scene?,skooma714,AskReddit,2010-02,"First ten minutes of Up, time and time again.",0,0.959905445575714,TODO 128250305,0,Where did you buy that monitor stand?,MyMourningPenis,reddit.com,2011-06,How I surfe reddit.,0,0.6893689632415771,TODO 0292212,0,Cause people don't like Cam,StateFan24,nfl,2016-09,That defender launched himself into cam's head. How can anyone try to defend this? These plays have to be removed from the game for it to survive in the long run.,1,0.8072416186332703,TODO 230250551,1,It's always who you least suspect.,JoelDaMan,atheism,2011-08,"Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures",0,0.7224804162979126,TODO 0311015,1,"I'm in ninth grade physics, thank you very much.",Jalenofkake,nfl,2016-11,"They just learned that in eighth grade physics, don't be so harsh. They'll learn.",1,0.7699499130249023,TODO 232581,1,Because the elections are rigged,UncleDan2017,politics,2016-11,He has no path to 270,1,0.9870389103889464,TODO 033569,0,"I thought the running theory was that Toby confessed to the convicted person (because he felt guilty, since he was on jury duty).",NegaDuke,DunderMifflin,2016-11,Didn't Toby visit the strangler in prison. Or was it decided that that guy was probably innocent and strangled Toby because of how annoying he was.,0,0.7228461503982544,TODO 134250313,0,"Sure, you caught a fish, but Law & Order jumped the SHARK!",ammderlu,funny,2011-02,"Lmfao Man I have no clue, I don't even watch Law & Order. I posted in this thread just to have some fun and see if I could catch a fish, I caught a fish and had my laugh (dx30).",0,0.8854591250419617,TODO 135250842,0,"secretssss my precious, secretsssss",xenocidal,Minecraft,2010-10,How can you check for duping?,0,0.6151427626609802,TODO 0361849,1,"I really hope you're black (African American, Colored, etc... whatever the correct PC term is these days), cause if you're not, then that's cultural appropriation as I believe they have the market on the ""Yo Mama"" jokes.",Citizen03281970,The_Donald,2016-12,Yo mama so dumb....,1,0.9408777356147766,TODO 037883,0,If it was true then Tyler1 would be rank 1 NA.,Penumbrius,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Dude if that was true, Dom would be like at the top forever. Like it wouldn't even be an option for him to drop below the top spot.",1,0.624596118927002,TODO 0382381,1,OP is a pussie ass kid that can't confront people.,lIlIlIlIlIlII,supremeclothing,2016-09,Wait y'all in the same city? why didn't you in person trade? why aren't you at his place right now?,1,0.6315351128578186,TODO 139250629,1,I guess no one at google's ever been on a plane and wanted to listen to their music library.,johnlnash,Android,2011-06,Google moving away from using SD cards... I hope this isn't true,1,0.6400623321533203,TODO 240249126,1,At least the money's not being wasted...,GeneralRobert,WTF,2010-12,Wikileaks Reveals U.S. Tax Dollars Fund Child Sex Slavery in Afghanistan,1,0.90714693069458,TODO 0412357,1,"he has a backpack, reported!",00087,RotMG,2016-09,Is This Good?,1,0.9345899224281312,TODO 442696,0,"Okay, I take back what I said about Bridgette, She's just annoying all around.",NightsWatchh,McJuggerNuggets,2016-11,LAST DAY WITH A PSYCHO!,0,0.9293419122695924,TODO 0431706,0,Thanks.,Bravo72,fantasyfootball,2016-09,Kickers,0,0.941303014755249,TODO 0441944,1,Really I did not know that,1461DaysInHell,politics,2016-12,"In the cold war, the USSR and the US were *enemies*.",1,0.9758946299552916,TODO 04587,0,We're about to break the Coulomb barrier!,s0v3r1gn,The_Donald,2016-09,WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF HIGH ENERGY THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!!,0,0.8990929126739502,TODO 046249981,1,Your username spells a word if you pretend the 5 is an S.,LaterGatorPlayer,Jokes,2012-01,Still not worth it,0,0.7426558136940002,TODO 347922,0,TIL there's 200ml bottles,Knowledge_via_DMT,Vaping,2016-12,Hand check from home,1,0.6385763883590698,TODO 048250241,0,you should thank Nokia for the fact that your iPhone is even functional as a GSM phone.,specialk16,technology,2010-05,"Nokia is a patent troll in my books. In the last while they have been suing, RIM, HTC, Apple, etc.",1,0.894669771194458,TODO 049251287,1,Didn't see that coming...,geoshua,pics,2010-08,Name an Imaginary Creature that you once Thought was real.,1,0.9863514304161072,TODO 050250445,0,If you believe his rank is pretty high you might try Your Highness.,Superconducter,shittyadvice,2010-10,"Properly addressing an officer, unsure of rank so I am trying to send an email to a US Navy officer to ask about the nuclear propolsion program, and I cannot remember what his rank is. How do I address him in the email?",0,0.6451905965805054,TODO 151250658,1,I thought a non-fox viewer has only 3/5th the weightage as a single fox viewer has?,orus,politics,2011-03,"Fox Lies: Chris Wallace says ""Fox News Sunday"" has more viewers than all other Sunday morning shows; actual evidence proves they have lowest ratings",0,0.6086878776550293,TODO 452111,0,afafa,thrashfan,thrashfan,2016-10,Post Game Thread: Hawks win,0,0.9043114185333252,TODO 053250580,0,It's not a competition.. and two cultures can mutually share an aspect of their own cultures.,itsnickk,AskReddit,2011-02,FUCK YOU FOR SAYING DEMOCRACY! YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. You people steal fucking EVERYTHING from the french.,0,0.9739302396774292,TODO 054249807,1,That's so gay!,superfusion1,reddit.com,2011-07,Who was looking for boners?,1,0.9037749767303468,TODO 1552216,1,Insider trading,Blue10022,Eve,2016-09,Glad I sold my lot of 250 of them a week ago lol.,1,0.5379041433334351,TODO 056251139,1,"Yes, because a 5 year old should suffer for supporting Hamas and the rest of the terrorists.",YourNeighbour,worldnews,2010-03,"Gee, they have fatah and hamas to guide them and provide role models and leadership, what could have possibly gone so wrong?",1,0.9871560335159302,TODO 157249631,0,"Okay, but you know it's from Google so it can be trusted, unlike an app from a random third party developer you've never heard of before.",Xiol,Android,2010-08,The Google Maps live wallpaper?,1,0.8727810978889465,TODO 2581333,0,Are you using Nova?,thelostdolphin,androidthemes,2016-12,"Tried doing that, that's the closest I can get to the side.",0,0.9186185598373412,TODO 159251344,0,"Do you ever believe that this would stop hurting you, and what stopped you from sending him to jail or at least reporting him to the cops?",killerrebelx,IAmA,2009-11,I was raised from birth sexually molested by my father. Eventually I got too old for him and moved on in life. Now I have a family of my own. AMA,0,0.97805517911911,TODO 1601850,0,I think it's just a character but I don't watch enough prof milk videos to make a good judgment on him,iCue713,leagueoflegends,2016-12,"Nah, I like his videos and find him funny but he just comes across as an asshole sometimes in the way he talks. It's one of those irrational hate things, like thinking someone has a punchable face.",0,0.955851674079895,TODO 361867,0,Typical ctrl-left...,VampireKillBot,The_Donald,2016-11,WHAT??? video of WHITE Democrat CNN guest using N-Word on live TV debating a BLACK Trump conservative!! #LeftWingNeoKlan is here!!,1,0.8870789408683777,TODO 062817,0,Jacky Chan,somatic1,h1z1,2016-11,Just watch,0,0.5381066799163818,TODO 063683,1,EMP,spitonem,battlefield_one,2016-11,I spawned with no sights..,0,0.7393641471862793,TODO 064911,0,Me if it's cheap enough,TheEmptyJuiceBox,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Where do I sell an unused windows 10 key?,0,0.8316464424133301,TODO 065250940,1,You're supposed to trade up for a newer model.,Cryogen_at_work,relationship_advice,2010-09,Girlfriend tells me last night that the relationship is not as exciting anymore. We've been together for almost 2 years now. This is hers and mine's first real relationship. I've sort of been noticing the same thing as well. We still both love each other very much but is this type of thing normal over the course of a relationship with someone? It definitely doesn't feel like the first few months but I figure that feeling doesn't last forever. We had much discussion last night and decided to change a few things around so it doesn't seem so routine. Is there anything else we could do to bring that excitement back?,1,0.5085509419441223,TODO 466251060,1,"It's a _sin_, remember?",AMerrickanGirl,WTF,2009-11,"Wow, What the hell did that principal think was going to happen with a lesbian couple attending a prom? Plague? Volcanic eruption? Zombie outbreak? Tsunami? Genocide? Demon invasion? Nuclear holocaust? Or maybe just another teen couple having fun at the prom? Pretty fucked up to expect her to go alone after all the effort she put into it.",1,0.9856483936309814,TODO 067249227,1,"I don't remember that one, link to the original thread?",sxtxixtxcxh,AskReddit,2011-07,I laughed so much there I started banging my fist on the table.,1,0.5215681791305542,TODO 168925,0,I think drug lords in the Philippines have a higher chance of murdering people then a McDonalds manager tbh,SeeBoar,news,2016-09,"Do you think *any* business consists of ""altruistic good people who never hurt 'regular' people""?",0,0.817151665687561,TODO 169147,0,Good ole photo ops.,Germanhammer05,TankPorn,2016-12,I'd be so mad about having to lay out all that shit.,0,0.7693087458610535,TODO 170251017,0,Where are the sharks with the friggin' laser beams?,washcapsfan37,offbeat,2009-03,7 Insane Military Attempts To Weaponize Animals,0,0.8033475279808044,TODO 071249245,0,Only on pizza Fridays.,ArtigianoDelCorpo,fitnesscirclejerk,2011-06,I heard they spend most of their time at the gym.,0,0.7940719127655029,TODO 072251386,1,It's actually KFC today,freezmachine,pics,2009-06,YEAH! *continues enjoying taco bell meal*,0,0.7768423557281494,TODO 273217,0,I deserve that for not spellchecking myself I bow to you,Rhordric,Overwatch,2016-09,"That's a little harsh; isn't it? I mean, Lucio's a musician, not a writer, cut him a little slack man",0,0.5017191171646118,TODO 074250331,1,"Well, maybe you are a sleeping agent in the Muslim long term plan to conquest America?",fragerrard,WTF,2011-01,"I'm a Nigerian Canadian. My parents were both born in Nigeria and immigrated here to attend university. My siblings and I were all born in Canada and have clean records. You can probably imagine the problems I've been having crossing ever since a Nigerian man attempted to detonate explosive materials on a plane over Detroit last winter. My brother during one incident was so awfully harassed trying to enter the States so he could see his GRE exam location that he actually snapped on a a few border agents who later apologized for their unacceptable behaviour. I have been flagged at the border and been questioned about my place of birth, my parents origins, my intentions in the US and so on. Honestly I believe you. I don't understand how they can possibly think they're helping. I'm fucking Canadian for heavens sakes. What Canadian has attempted terrorists attacks on the US?!",1,0.9559926390647888,TODO 475249658,1,"WELL THEY HAVE NO WAY TO TEST THE DRUGS TO MAKE SURE IT'S REAL, YOU NEVER KNOW THESE 12 YEAR OLDS COULD BE CHOMPING DOWN ON DISGUISED ECSTASY",ex_ample,politics,2011-05,"In junior high, my school banned Advil. As far as I know, no one ever actually got in trouble for it, but it was a completely absurd overextension of school power.",1,0.975131630897522,TODO 376249669,0,That's far better than GOVERNMENT CONTROL or OBAMA DEATH PANELS,jerryF,reddit.com,2009-08,Woman denied transplant due to pot use; dies.,1,0.8249793648719788,TODO 177250101,0,I use fences to help keep me from falling off a huge cliff into lava,rogue780,Minecraft,2011-06,"You're missing the point. It's for aesthetic reasons we want fences. Doors work just fine, but look silly. I'd imagine using pistons would be about the same except more complex and more silly.",1,0.5185580253601074,TODO 3781101,1,Why go forward when we can go backwards?,JacobCrim88,politics,2016-12,"Yeah, I love picking someone who fails to accept global warming science and has actively worked against clean air and clean water as head of the EPA.",1,0.7393236756324768,TODO 079251030,0,capital gains,olddoc,business,2009-07,"You are confusing income tax and capitol gains tax. If you start a company like Microsoft, you own stock in the company. When that stock appreciates, its considered capitol gains. They are taxed at a lower rate. Income taxes apply only to income, not capitol gains.",0,0.7263604998588562,TODO 080249294,0,hahaha I've never been downvoted so much for my sarcasm.,otaking,atheism,2010-10,"No, *god.",1,0.824969470500946,TODO 281471,0,Powdered gold and lacquer I think.,7YearsInUndergrad,GetMotivated,2016-11,They use molten gold to repair their bowls? Does every Japanese home have a burning forge? (But seriously how?),0,0.9787484407424928,TODO 282249969,1,You're so clever!,Pher9,AskReddit,2010-09,"HERPA DERP DERP! LISTEN TO ME, I'M A SPOILED LITTLE REDDITOR WHO WAS BORN IN THE 80S, MAYBE THE 90S WHO GREW UP IN FREE WESTERN SOCIETY, BUT NO, MY COUNTRY IS A FUCKING POLICE STATE BECAUSE I CAN'T LEGALLY SMOKE WEED, YET!!! HERP DERP DERP AMERIKKKA!! ENGLAND IS CURRENTLY AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE!!! FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A REAL POLICE STATE IS AND NEITHER DO I AND I'M FUCKING GLAD I DON'T.",1,0.9825522899627686,TODO 083998,0,We had XBox tournaments in the day room for my company.,bikemancs,army,2016-09,People bring their xbox and what not to Afghanistan..? That's a thing?,0,0.9774705171585084,TODO 484251160,1,There will never be another person that plays other peoples music like him,jabb0,celebrities,2009-10,Did DJ AM Get Too Close to His Demons?,0,0.6714413166046143,TODO 385250475,1,"I don't have an xbox, but it sure pisses me off when I buy a new 2011 game for PC and it forces me to update my version of DirectX 5, not just the game.",hookeslaw,gaming,2011-03,Xbox 360 Update Rage,0,0.7755763530731201,TODO 0861007,0,Sorry Detroit and Flint...,SirGoon,news,2016-12,More than half US aid goes to Israel and its gov't ignores our warnings on settlements -- Kerry,0,0.7697961330413818,TODO 087249291,0,not chick peas?,platytudepus,funny,2011-06,"Yes, and hummus comes from garbanzo beans.",0,0.8586020469665527,TODO 088250465,0,How does 'toothpaste' indicate gender?,helm,todayilearned,2010-07,"Actually it's not exactly the case in Germany anymore. Nowadays the name only has to be somewhat reasonable and, as the main requirement, has to be destinctive male or female. There of course is still the book but it's used as a guideline, not a manual.",0,0.7568846940994263,TODO 08985,0,That's racist,maybebaked,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-10,Where's the lie tho?,1,0.9844080805778505,TODO 490250621,0,So did he just admit to committing a felony?,msiekkinen,reddit.com,2010-11,"Adam Savage: ""What the fuck, TSA? You saw my junk but you missed this?"" (Hold up 2 12 inch long razor blades)",1,0.5203184485435486,TODO 091250164,1,"Shut up, fatty.",vox35,comics,2010-12,He was a total dick to that completely nice person based on one aspect of his personality which happens to be physically apparent. Seems like a bit of a bit of an asshole to me. __Disclaimer:__ I am fat.,1,0.915030002593994,TODO 0922356,1,Romney winning.,philandy,AskThe_Donald,2016-09,you can ask Romney that,1,0.7063488960266113,TODO 0931000,0,That sounds reasonable.,Speedswiper,Minecraft,2016-12,"Ok here's another idea, an item that spawns in the machine in front of you when used, and when used again, despawns the machine.",1,0.9462308287620544,TODO 094249528,1,you bloody anti-semite.,schnuck,politics,2009-04,What about the soldiers who destroy civilian infrastructures like hospitals and water supplies. Quite easy to rack up a few thousand death toll with people dying from lack of clean water.,1,0.9860408902168274,TODO 095594,0,ITT why I live in ER,pwilks52,Rochester,2016-11,Rochester Area Home Sales: 11/5/2016 (D&C),0,0.7449542284011841,TODO 0961754,0,9gag,MrFox_monk,AskReddit,2016-12,What suddenly becomes 'uncool' when you reach a certain age?,1,0.7890808582305908,TODO 097317,0,"I shall, I am a Lucio main.",sondrex76,Overwatch,2016-11,I healed last game. You play him.,1,0.7862057685852051,TODO 09846,0,Won't be able to play this game till it comes out on android...but I'm gonna watch spoilers anyway.,FuntimeMadness,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-10,With the game being out tomorrow...,1,0.7773346304893494,TODO 099250517,1,Yeah because that was obviously my point.,vtmeta,atheism,2010-10,Who cares about the first amendment?,1,0.9826305508613586,TODO 1100250991,1,Because climate change happens instantly.,pandemik,environment,2009-10,"At the UN's World Climate Conference -- an annual gathering of the so-called ""scientific consensus"" on man-made climate change -- Latif conceded the Earth has not warmed for nearly a decade and that we are likely entering ""one or even two decades during which temperatures cool.""",1,0.987018585205078,TODO 2101915,0,This fact still keeps me hard at night.,graffix13,baseball,2016-09,I would feel bad but you guys won the World Series last year.,0,0.6696761846542358,TODO 0102250321,1,"And they should be forced to wear a yellow crescent moon on their clothing when they go out in public, too.",IrishJoe,politics,2010-08,"75 percent of 760 AM listeners in San Diego think Muslims should register on national database .. It is no longer extreme, if referring to this particular group of people. Arbitrary compulsory registration is exactly what the Nazis did to the Jewish population of Germany.",1,0.963166356086731,TODO 2103249257,0,A Life.,M0b1u5,gadgets,2010-01,"My zune is dying, and I'm getting a Droid in the spring. What should I get in the meantime? Yes, go ahead and tell me how much of an idiot I was to get a Zune in the first place. And when you're done, do you have any suggestions? I'm looking for something that's at least 30 gb (I have a shit ton of music) and supports album art. And preferably something that's supported by MediaMonkey. Not looking to pay more than $50-60, either. If anyone has an old, functioning mp3 that they're looking to get rid of we could possibly work something out over paypal.",0,0.668365478515625,TODO 1104250442,1,And they say atheists have no faith.,Bipolarruledout,worldnews,2011-06,reddit is full of nuclear industry shills for some reason...,1,0.7685016989707947,TODO 31051452,1,Maybe they just couldn't find any dirt on Trump,Harald_Hardraade,GamerGhazi,2016-11,"Anonymous declared war on Trump, and then disappeared",1,0.9012307524681092,TODO 4106481,0,No she just got word that she wasn't going to get the VA job.,FirstTimeWang,politics,2016-12,and from her..... did we enter opposite world?,1,0.5635971426963806,TODO 1107250092,0,I'm a Canadian outside with shorts and a tshirt on AMA.,aradil,WTF,2010-08,And Canadians. No Winter Coats? Phooey.,0,0.9361827969551086,TODO 410867,1,Exactly the minimum number of appearances should be 13,fear865,nfl,2016-11,Montana won while only playing 13/16.,1,0.6385096311569214,TODO 31092209,0,"Wasn't arguing that at all, just filling the blank for ya.",boardentity,hearthstone,2016-09,Thats not a mage card. You can never count on being offered one during draft.,0,0.9823731184005736,TODO 1110249883,0,Think about that.,cdelongo,codbo,2011-02,I justify it because the RC Car SHOULDN'T be a 3 killstreak and noobtubes are annoying as hell. How can it be compared to somebody who has just beaten you in a gun battle???,0,0.7962890863418579,TODO 0111249857,0,China - Hong-Kong I'll give you those two countries out of the hundred of others in Asia... *eyes roll* I also guess sarcasm doesn't work on stupid.,skankingmike,science,2010-11,"Um.. Europeans never colonized China, Japan, or Korea",1,0.5917717814445496,TODO 21121183,0,At least someone gets the reference,thinkfast1982,JusticeServed,2016-12,Suddenly 30 drones.,0,0.8624446988105774,TODO 0113249221,1,Yeah you say that because you ride a hipster-esque Kilo...,skalnik,bicycling,2011-10,"from here on out I'm downvoting anything that use a gross pejorative overgeneralization like ""hipster""",1,0.8989425301551819,TODO 0114250583,0,"When they say he is enlightened, they aren't talk about pot.",plbogen,science,2010-01,We are both enlightened. Close enough for me.,0,0.6679295897483826,TODO 3115250487,1,I am sure frat boys picking up wasted girls are doing it for power and domination.,stower,pics,2011-04,"It's really not that interesting a view, read a little Foucalt. Or other theorists on power and domination.",1,0.9701290726661682,TODO 1116249647,0,"If they're as good at fighting as they are at parking, it will be one quick fight.",wretcheddawn,pics,2010-08,That will also get you a broken nose with most of these types of people.,0,0.6167402863502502,TODO 1117249911,0,"Does your racist, fucked up grandma have a reserved seat in the front row for every Presidential press conference?",OmicronPersei8,reddit.com,2010-06,"Fuck everyone hating on Helen Thomas. She's the grandma of the nation, and even though Grandma says some fucked up shit, she's still got a good soul.",0,0.7391698956489563,TODO 4118251407,1,"Because this is America and it's their freedom to do so, duh.",shihchiun,WTF,2010-05,"Dammit reddit, why does stupidity happen? Maybe it's not direct stupidity, but it comes off as it. I went outside to walk my 1-year-old daughter on my shoulders so we could have some us time. The second I get out of my door I hear ""That bitch is sexy!"". It was an African American male talking to another African American female. They (4-5 guys) were cussing on the top of their lungs making racist, sexist and crude jokes. I don't hate or even really *dislike* these people, more like pity them. However, when it affects my daughter it really pisses me off and I just walked right back inside. What the fuck is wrong with people?",1,0.9872127175331116,TODO 2119250748,1,TIL LGBT people have no religious affiliation.,mrascii,pics,2011-11,Ultimately it's about giving special additional rights to LGBT people even if that means removing rights to people of religious affiliation who would have their rights diminished if LGBT people were given these extra rights.,1,0.8813782930374146,TODO 2120249338,1,Barack is only rich 'cause he redistributed wealth into his own pockets!,csours,politics,2011-03,"And white, Barack is also rich but that doesn't count for him",1,0.984435260295868,TODO 11211584,1,People who actually care about people's reposts making it to the front page clearly are focusing on the important things.,shiddabrik,funny,2016-12,Guardians of the Front Page,1,0.9725368618965148,TODO 01221369,1,*this is why trump won*,StrongStyleSavior,BlackPeopleTwitter,2016-11,"""Im not racist, but...""",1,0.964901566505432,TODO 0123250454,0,"""war is wrong"" is a simplistic and shallow statement.",Travesura,AskReddit,2010-07,"How do I show my jingoistic mom that war is wrong? She's a registered democrat but supports the war and torture (confuses the hell out of me). We're Americans living in Germany, so she gets really upset that European countries don't have large defense budgets and that they rely on the US for support. She's rightfully upset about Islamic people who enter foreign countries and then attempt to impose their religious laws on others, but for some reason she can't see that our military efforts don't really prevent this. What inspired me to post this, was her reaction to Reservoir Dogs, especially the torture scene (it scares me that she can't see the hypocrisy). She was freaked out by the excessive violence and casual disregard for human life. Any good documentaries or reports that might do the trick? Thanks for the help. **tl;dr: Mom supports war but is shocked by actual violence**",0,0.920616328716278,TODO 2124143,1,"Exactly, best support self serving egotists like Hillary",thebearsandthebees,Conservative,2016-11,"Obama's judges rewrote the law to keep Obamacare alive. There is definite benefit for nominating crooked SC justices, especially for a self-serving egotist like Trump.",1,0.9349913001060486,TODO 0125250474,1,"Yea, Carlos Boozer is a defensive stopper.",little_evil6,nba,2011-03,Knicks - bad defenders. But the Bulls? Come on!,1,0.972426176071167,TODO 0126250697,1,"Yeah, but they have great 3G coverage.",HyperspaceHero,funny,2010-12,"Funny stuff, but I am not really sure why anyone would need proof that Verizon sells your info. In all of my dealings with them, Verizon has shown themselves time and again to be nothing but money grubbing cockamole sandwiches.",1,0.9583979249000548,TODO 2127249537,1,I love how women think they can get away with shit like this.,benhizen,WTF,2010-11,MTV Teen Mom beats & kicks baby daddy. Police file charges after watching the show.,0,0.7779596447944641,TODO 4128285,0,Lol i didnt expect to find runescape on this thread,KLAYMOND,nba,2016-09,He's the Mote Plox of the NBA,0,0.90341717004776,TODO 1129139,0,"Relax, it should blow over really fast anyway.",crimekiwi,Overwatch,2016-11,"Can I Have My Flair Back Now? No, seriously. I'm quite grateful to the mods for adding the ""Hide ARG shit"" option, and I'll be happy to play Sombra when she's released. But I really DGAF about the rest of the noise, and I sure as hell don't care for it to get all over the sub for no reason. So, what about we get our flairs back and let people who care set the Sombra flair if they want?",1,0.6671441197395325,TODO 01301714,1,How dare you bring up something that you want to discuss!,voicesinmyhand,Conservative,2016-12,Post something about him then.,1,0.9810990691184998,TODO 01312479,0,"Gotcha, makes sense.",ryguy379,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,Sorry my train of thought got jumbled between comments. I didn't mean to include that in this comment. It was fresh in my mind talking about using KB&M on consoles.,0,0.975503385066986,TODO 0132249193,1,Such ferocity.,FreeDirt,aww,2011-12,Mean pitbull,1,0.9182112216949464,TODO 0133251561,1,How can anyone be wrong who is doing God's Work?,cultured_banana_slug,obama,2009-08,Republicans have done no penance. They just pretend that they did nothing wrong.,1,0.9728028178215028,TODO 2134864,1,"Trump was elected, so theres that.",roughtimes,Winnipeg,2016-11,Im curious. What has gone on since he was elected? Has anything gotten worse? Improved? Was any of that due to his policies? Portage and Main won't happen. Past deals with certain companies won't allow it.,1,0.5882764458656311,TODO 4135249759,0,...and their owner is evidently a raging douche.,MinnowsLikeAPorno,funny,2010-09,"My money is with you guys. I was going to order some buckyballs a few weeks back(was oblivious to your Zen magnets), but their website is so abusive and cluttered I just could not bring myself to support that.",0,0.8659257292747498,TODO 4136251248,1,Sounds like a great movie,eakius,WTF,2009-01,The teen walked into a Chicago police station yesterday and managed to get an assignment patrolling in a squad car for five hours before somebody figured out he's a kid.,1,0.706765353679657,TODO 2137435,0,I'd ticket an officer anytime I would arrest one.,DoctorGlocktor,ProtectAndServe,2016-10,That actually makes sense. Not that I'm implying otherwise I'm just surprised yeah that totally makes sense awesome. Out of curiosity - when would you ticket another officer? For a DUI? I mean that's an excellent point; if they passed the driving parts of being a cop that stuffs probably really challenging so going 75 in a 65 at 3am probably okay haha.,0,0.910978376865387,TODO 1138250832,0,It works with the auto companies... just add your last part about lowering the speed limit for certain cars.,SilentRunning,politics,2010-12,That's a pretty terrible analogy. It's more like having a road construction company own all the roads that lead into a particular town and then lowering the speed limit only for people driving particular makes of cars.,0,0.7555001378059387,TODO 2139249178,1,Germs are just a theory brah,MetalGuitarist,atheism,2012-02,Prevent disease!,1,0.9861233234405518,TODO 2140251399,1,Nice one.,JonAce,reddit.com,2010-07,"Hmmm, since no one can see this right now, I am going to type the word ""penis"" many times. Reply if you can see this comment. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS",1,0.6003654599189758,TODO 3141412,0,"I find akilling much harder to do, but when the timing is perfect the defender gets absolutely trashed and it's an amazing opportunity.",PBRGuy35,FIFA,2016-10,"It's not necessary, I use very few skill moves, sometimes none in a game. Just bread and butter football. With the dribbling nerf and OP auto defending, skilling is not a must-do. So rejoice!",0,0.9823200106620787,TODO 0142454,0,he bounced.,khan_the_terrible,holdmybeer,2016-09,HMB while I show off my parkour skills at the playground,0,0.8951372504234314,TODO 0143249392,1,It's funny because women hate sex.,Archontes,funny,2011-09,As a girl why I usually click on NSFW posts...,1,0.9869693517684937,TODO 4144249427,0,It will now.,Aerik,reddit.com,2010-09,Just saw this in the Kroger parking lot. Think this actually works?,0,0.8550482392311096,TODO 01451428,1,That's funny because I meet religious people everyday that are positive it's real,SenorKerry,Showerthoughts,2016-11,The only way to know with 100% certainty if there's an afterlife is to die,1,0.960034966468811,TODO 2146251481,0,I think it would be a good joke but it was ill-timed in this instance as Christian Horner and Red Bull were the big story of the weekend.,allenjd,formula1,2010-07,BBC furious as Ron Dennis sabotages Eddie Jordan,0,0.9811896085739136,TODO 0147250113,1,and we'd love some details about those *farmers*... uh i mean taliban elite soldiers ...,pooshingthelimit,worldnews,2011-06,"""Pun fired more than 400 rounds, launched 17 grenades and detonated a mine to repel the Taliban assault on his checkpoint"" Good job!! However I wouldn't say that 400 rounds, 17 grenades and a mine is limited ammo.",1,0.861318051815033,TODO 2148249810,1,But... but... but... I keep seeing all those internet polls showing him winning the presidency!,RON-PAUL-SUCKS,EnoughPaulSpam,2011-07,Here is more. He didn't win a single county in a primary state. He won 18 counties out of 600 in caucus states. That's 18 counties in the entire United States!,1,0.9871706366539,TODO 3149251403,1,Because he gave her that little boost of self esteem that only surgically enlarged breasts produce...,raspy_wilhelm_scream,IAmA,2010-05,"Being a 22 year old female, full time college student who works 40+ hours a week, I am disappointed hearing this. Why? Because my parents are ""well off"" and was disciplined to purchase everything on my own. Even college. All 50k of my college loans are in my name and I am solely responsible for paying them back. I work full time and attend a 4 year university full time at 18 credit hours a semester. I am working hard to make enough money to pay my way through a degree. I cut coupons in the newspaper to purchase my groceries. I still look damn good wearing hand-me-downs from Platos closet. I eat ramen for dinner and play on reddit in my free time, for free. When something of mine breaks, or is stolen, I feel it. I work my little ass off for everything I own and i appreciate what I have more than one would think. Now tell me..... What part of purchasing something so unnecessary makes you feel like you have done something good for your daughter?",1,0.9521237015724182,TODO 31501965,0,"Part of learning cpr for the professional rescuer is using chest compressions with respirations every 15 to 30 compressions, depending on the situation.",mikeyp678,StarWars,2016-12,Doesn't do any good if she's not breathing...,0,0.9815396666526794,TODO 4151250068,0,I haven't been laid in months.,dannylandulf,AskReddit,2011-05,"Reddit, what characteristics do you have that you think are common to other Redditors? Reddit, what characteristics do you have that you think are common to other Redditors? I am naturally curious, willing to help when I think the circumstance warrants it and also willing to cut someone down when I may get a laugh.",0,0.8263184428215027,TODO 0152249284,0,It's a pretty well established phrase.,eldigg,technology,2010-09,"In fact, no. I hadn't heard this particular phrase before. I see I'm getting downvoted. No doubt by people with odd facial hair.",0,0.7888854742050171,TODO 01531264,0,: ^ ),Mordewolt,DotA2,2016-11,o.l.d.?,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0154251334,1,How utterly surprising,catOrmOuse,worldnews,2010-04,The Israel Defense Forces' license to kill: leaked documents reveal IDF assasinations of Palestinians in defiance of Israeli High Court decision outlawing them,1,0.9866276383399964,TODO 0155249827,0,Advice,jimflaigle,offbeat,2011-03,Typo right in the first one. 35) Proofread your wise advise before publishing it,0,0.8654916286468506,TODO 31561149,0,Maybe because it is not out yet,modio1234,pcmasterrace,2016-10,Gears of War 4 never came with my GTX 1070.. what do?,0,0.6977207660675049,TODO 0157250742,1,It must be a conspiracy.,enterence,worldnews,2011-11,"Sarkozy calls Netanyahu a ""liar"", Obama also expresses displeasure with the Israeli PM",1,0.9861130118370056,TODO 01582184,0,"If you post a screenshot, someone ought to be able to either figure out where you are or tell you that you aren't on Earth.",FightingUrukHai,civ,2016-09,"Really stupid question, which map is planet earth? Just played ""earth"" and after about 60 turns of exploration none of the landmass seemed recognizable, dont know if im just being stupid or what",0,0.5778011083602905,TODO 0159550,0,"So, just out of curiosity, when was it as great as should be ""again""?",rk119,politics,2016-09,"Exactly, let's make this place great again.",0,0.9788965582847596,TODO 2160251197,1,Everyone that carries a gun is looking to kill anyone who gets in their path.,magneticfield,politics,2009-09,"One the one hand I agree, in that having spokespeople like this makes Republicans impossible to be taken seriously by the average middle-of-the-road voter. However, I'm troubled by the fact that those unhinged people who take them *seriously* have the potential to do people real harm (like bringing guns to town hall meetings). I'm uncomfortable with the fact these lunatics have access to the public airwaves to stir the pot in such a malicious manner.",1,0.9555745720863342,TODO 4161249313,1,"It's not that it's easier, it's more necessary...",SisterMaryElement,atheism,2011-06,It's easier to get government money for the latter than for the former. Sad but true.,0,0.7816026210784912,TODO 01621822,1,It's an alternate earth where the seasons are reversed idk,SmellMyCake,Overwatch,2016-12,"Why is the winter brawl taking place in Antarctica at night, where it's summer, and there is no night at the moment? It seems like such a strange decision",1,0.5577829480171204,TODO 11632422,1,It's so much safer to drive with really bright lights that blind drivers coming at me in the opposite direction!,demalo,Damnthatsinteresting,2016-09,I think that second one rides behind me on the highway a lot.,1,0.9764515161514282,TODO 31642199,0,"I run Surly Nate 3.8 on snow days :) But yeah, studded tires are probably what you want.",biekden,COBike,2016-09,What tires do you run in the winter? Hey! I commute about 7.5 miles into downtown and was wondering what tires you guys use for the winter. Thanks!,0,0.9166066646575928,TODO 41652121,0,"Depends on the jump, are you going up, down, how far down, how many blocks between.",TheRogerC,Minecraft,2016-09,Does Anyone Know the Exact Jump Distance? Does anybody the the jump distance of the player to about 3 or 4 decimal places? I'm trying to construct almost impossible jumps on a server but I'm not very good at parkour so testing is hard.,0,0.9014590978622437,TODO 0166250127,1,It's entirely possible that the wave could cross the Rockies,generalchaoz,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Really??? (100% true story),0,0.8825532793998718,TODO 01672315,0,Same here,kogeliz,television,2016-10,Anything that CW produces,0,0.9779690504074096,TODO 0168249421,1,How is Notre Dame selecting a starting quarterback a slow news day?,goldiegoldie,CFB,2011-08,Slooooooow News day at ESPN. Why do I keep going there for information?,0,0.7704984545707703,TODO 0169251230,1,Amazing that the concept of sending electronic mail would be represented by an envelope.,DigitalEvil,pics,2009-11,Does Google love Reddit or what? Google Voice's front page orangered envelope...,1,0.6878926753997803,TODO 0170249292,1,very carefully.,ghostmagic,funny,2011-05,htf am i supposed to read that ?,0,0.866570234298706,TODO 01711729,0,"I was gonna point out that everyone keeps parts of their beliefs private, so if Hillary is doing that, then she's just another human being... Then I spotted that you have difficulty recognising that grants are not the only way Charity Money is used in Charitable works... you're not worth the effort.",BabiesTasteLikeBacon,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-10,Well we need both her public policies have been released. We would really love to see her private policies that only her corporate overlords are aware of.,0,0.9823547601699828,TODO 0172185,0,It's fine the way it is I don't care for those skins at all and don't want them unlocked to start showing my stats during loading screens,DoctorKoolMan,Smite,2016-10,"What if, you recieved the mastery skins upon reaching the mastery level needed? For example if you reach mastery 1 anubis you recieve his golden skin (for free) etc. what do you guys think about it?",0,0.9599530100822448,TODO 21732346,1,"Right, why dream at all?",tingeys,nfl,2016-09,"Honest answer: This has nothing to do with the NFL and no one cares about some 14 year old freshman guard. There are thousands of you. Statistically, you'll probably never play D1 college ball. But don't worry, we're all dumb at 14. Reddit wasn't there to publicly broadcast that fact for the rest of us back than.",1,0.9690041542053224,TODO 1174249778,1,"Well, it seems like Romney will get way more votes anyway, so why should anyone bother actually voting for Paul, wouldn't us just campaigning have more of an impact?",MagicTarPitRide,politics,2011-12,"he will have more impact if he wins. and he will have a better chance at winning if he goes to the debate. besides, he knew the congressional vote wasn't close enough for his one vote to tip the scales.",0,0.6582520604133606,TODO 31752049,1,Ooooh I hope John goes on a killing rampage in this one.,TheDudeNeverBowls,scifi,2016-12,The most unexpected movie for me is the man from Earth sequel. I mean does the first one make money? Although I really like the first one and I can't wait for the sequel,1,0.6153005957603455,TODO 0176727,0,"This is why he is ""constantly being audited"" source, debate 1.",CaffeineSippingMan,politics,2016-09,"It's not even loopholes. He (and many others) use tax breaks they legally should not be allowed to use, in the hopes that the government / IRS do not catch them. Then, once they ARE caught, they negotiate an amount less than what they owe and pay it, after collecting the dividends on that money which is usually way more than the 3 or 4% the IRS charges them in interest. It's not a loophole, it's knowingly cheating on their taxes and then paying when they are caught.",0,0.5883200764656067,TODO 0177249861,1,"Yeah, and they are the only violent ones too.",uncleawesome,worldpolitics,2011-05,But I thought that Islam was the only religion that oppresses women?,1,0.9866657853126526,TODO 0178250513,1,understood,groggyjava,politics,2010-12,*WOOSH*,0,0.9806159734725952,TODO 01792005,0,I want to.,TheBlockMagician,SuicideWatch,2016-12,You don't even know me.,0,0.9678401947021484,TODO 0180119,0,Yes,FellKnight,CFB,2016-11,"Is Florida State back into Orange Bowl hunt? With Louisville losing to UK, if FSU beats Florida, FSU is going to be highest ranked team in the entire ACC even above VT (unless VT wins against Clemson). Provided Clemson makes into CFP, is FSU back for Orange Bowl?",0,0.8875295519828796,TODO 0181249667,0,Definitely not,RevOxley,pics,2011-04,I guess I wasn't the only one to recognize the tablet. Nice.,0,0.713072657585144,TODO 0182249947,1,"Yea, I upvote you for that - but I am sure that many are missing it... You may want to give that post up top an edit and throw in a quick",OMEGAaccelerator,atheism,2010-11,I really hope my upvotes were coming from people who realized I was listing all the areas I could think of off the top of my head which rely heavily on evolution and had their sarcasm detectors up and running.,1,0.987598717212677,TODO 11831180,1,but everyone is saying the Switch is going to be $250 on /NintendoSwitch ...,ornerygamer,NintendoSwitch,2016-11,"I'm going to be broke after the Switch is out I don't know about you guys but i will be freaking broke after the switch is out, let me explain: 1) Switch Bundle with Mario (most likely cause zelda bundle is almost a no) US$349.99 2)Pokemon Star US$59.99 3) Mario Kart 8 remaster US$ 59.99 4) Smash 4 remaster US$59.99 5) Skyrim Remaster (maybe) US$59.99 6) Zelda BotW US$59.99 7)Pro-controller (Pls god let it come with the bundle, pretty pls?) US$59.99 8)Metroid prime Remaster (or 1 other remaster game that will come out) US$59.99 A)US$589.95 without metroid remaster, skyrim and pro-controller B)US$649.94 with the pro-controller or 1 other game (skyrim or another remaster?) C) US$709.93 with pro-controller and 1 other game D) And US$769.92 with everything... I'll be broke July 2017, my money, my wallet will be bleeding T-T... I'll be happy and sad at the same time T~T",1,0.8856421709060669,TODO 0184251178,1,"Mexico is my idol, I think that all American law and culture should have Mexico as the standard.",matts2,politics,2010-05,Mexico's laws regarding illegal immigrants are far tougher then Arizona's.,0,0.9552989602088928,TODO 31851299,1,DO USC'S LOSSES COUNT,airforcebestcfb,CFB,2016-11,"CFP Rankings Show (7:00 PM ET) **TV:** [ESPN](#l/espn) Follow along with the selection show here. Once the results come out, the mods will post two threads: a thread with the results, and a serious discussion thread where jokes, memes, and off-topic comments will be removed.",1,0.5164239406585693,TODO 0186250254,0,Done.,jec68,technology,2011-03,Stop taxing me to subsidize the building of telecom infrastructure.,0,0.9647202491760254,TODO 0187142,1,Keeping the babymakers at bay does require some placating talk.,KingJosephSmith,exmormon,2016-11,Some cool data presented without commentary:,0,0.7851526737213135,TODO 3188251138,1,"You're right, that's why I would never go to the gym because that would basically admitting to myself that I lost my battle with obesity and general unhealthyness.",ksmv,AskReddit,2010-03,"Is it a self help book? I never want to read a self help book, it would feel like you have lost, and i'm a winner. But seriously I want to influence people.",1,0.981495440006256,TODO 21892159,1,Fire Chavis!,seaslug1,CFB,2016-09,"Holy shit, why do you throw it twice after getting a 6 yard run when we need the clock down? We're averaging 5 yards a carry and instead you insist on drinking it. Then you stop covering the middle of the field so it is just check down after check down. Fuck zone defense and just get in their face!",1,0.9606961011886596,TODO 0190251340,1,"But we, string theorists/believers, can always add/come up with a new dimension every time we hit a wall.",DrKenshin,circlejerk,2010-01,"Liek totally, they don't even have proof or anything whereas I only believe in things that have been proofed out to the maximum.",1,0.8816841840744019,TODO 41911230,1,Cuz they all be sand ppl with nukes ready to kill you the instant to step on their ground right?,gdogg121,EarthPorn,2016-11,How can an American safely visit Iran?,1,0.9839954972267152,TODO 2192251227,1,Looks like you have been to EVERY European country.,auldnic,AskReddit,2010-04,"i've been there, and for every nice, cultured educated person, there's a soccer hooligan right around the corner. trash is trash everywhere you go. educated are educated everywhere you go.",0,0.5921943187713623,TODO 0193251243,1,Murderer!,Terex,reddit.com,2009-07,"crap, im black or hispanic, and male and between 18-34 :(",1,0.7638918161392212,TODO 01942068,1,Looks like TAC and Vic Pol propaganda has some veracity to it.,Kozij,melbourne,2016-12,Driving on New Year's Eve. Last year there was 251 fatalities on the roads. This year so far there has been 291. Carefull out there tonight. There are some crazy drivers on the roads.,0,0.595450758934021,TODO 41951518,0,"I always wear a belt, but if your shirt isn't tucked in depending on the fit of your shrit the belt isn't visible if you are just standing there.",GnarltonBanks,justneckbeardthings,2016-12,"I guess it is only when it's tucked, but when I wear jeans and forget to put a belt on I feel like a hobo, though I generally couldn't tuck most of my shirts in if I tried.",0,0.9837612509727478,TODO 21961545,1,Dating people you are not attracted to is a great idea,BlahDeBlaha,niceguys,2016-12,Take a risk,1,0.9722056984901428,TODO 2197746,1,"There's nothing I want more than to see David Girton, Jace, and Joey play again",mirandaBBfan,BigBrother,2016-11,Yeah I *REALLY* want to see David Girton play again. A first evicted season would be awful,0,0.7881927490234375,TODO 31981946,1,You forgot the,fnurtfnurt,australia,2016-12,To clean up labors mess.,1,0.9897177219390868,TODO 0199250312,0,"Oh I have lurked for a while I know, I just want to give some info on what he was implying.",eldestof14,IAmA,2011-06,"It will help you figure out when someone is asking you a genuine question, trolling you, or using a novelty account. Questions asked by a Troll are not questions.",0,0.9821212291717528,TODO 0200251537,1,"Yeah, we could have built the Interstate Highway System just like the Amish hold a barn-raising.",seltaeb4,politics,2010-03,"Violence to force you to do things (government) versus volunteerism (coalition of residents) is a big, big difference. They're not the same, at all.",1,0.9683332443237304,TODO 0201249435,0,"thats so....depressing, damn",jamie1414,IAmA,2010-11,"I think it's a subconscious fear of growing old, becoming unattractive, failing to achieve your long term goals, and dying alone. It's a rather immature mindset, if you really think about it.",0,0.9613341093063354,TODO 0202250205,1,CALL OF DUTY IS THE ONLY GOOD GAME OUT THERE.,ventusvir,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-10,i love nintendo and im proud of it,1,0.9822819232940674,TODO 0203249244,0,What are some top notch in demand games boy games?,bobfoot1990,gameswap,2011-05,"Depends on what is offered. I might trade 1-2 gameboy games for a 360/PS3 game...but it would strongly depend on what games. (If all you had was sports games, I would okay a trade for 100 gameboy games to 1 shitty 360 game....since sports games aren't worth much and I don't play them.) If you had top notch ""in demand"" gameboy games, I might do a 1:1 trade. As I said, it strongly depends on the offer.",0,0.936314046382904,TODO 0204249982,1,Got to admire the dedication though.,hazarabs,atheism,2012-01,"Mother places children in car and drives head-on into tree at 100km/h to kill them: ""I had to protect them from being brainwashed ... the only way was to go to heaven.""",1,0.683550238609314,TODO 0205251147,1,DEAR GOD a woman showing her clothed chest on the internet WHAT A WHORE,oldirtyrestaurant,IAmA,2009-11,Protip: She posted a picture with her rack in it because she wanted people to notice her rack. Complimenting her rack is just playing to her expectations.,1,0.9867848753929138,TODO 4206806,0,Lets face it - the last eight years showed the ugly side of racism that still exists in the country and the next fur will show that chauvinism is alive and well.,wrath4771,politics,2016-10,How sexism drives support for Donald Trump,0,0.9687240719795228,TODO 0207251112,1,"or girls, or boys, but definitely lots of sex before marriage",woody412,AskReddit,2010-10,Probably politics and football.,0,0.7271969318389893,TODO 4208250354,1,I saw a lot of bullets coming this guys way,bobedwards,gaming,2010-11,I had no idea Halo could be this fast paced,1,0.6961085796356201,TODO 4209250852,0,This is worth it just for the link to Nicholas Sparks' query letter.,AleisterAeon,writing,2011-02,How Not to Get Published by Regency author Shirley Kennedy,0,0.9336362481117249,TODO 0210251039,1,Pretty sure the boy scouts are a dangerous militia.,some_douche,guns,2010-05,I never thought of boyscouts as the particularly mentally unstable sort...,0,0.5775721669197083,TODO 1211250395,0,"well if we shouldn't do it here, we shouldn't do it in school or employment.",CodeandOptics,politics,2011-06,"reddit is used by real people, if we don't have real equality in our society and within our hearts, why should reddit be any different ?",1,0.9763228893280028,TODO 3212251458,0,"These 'new kinds of cancer' also popped up after 'desert storm', it's just a not so ironic reminder the WMDs the US has is far more destructive than the imaginary ones Saddam has.",chillypacman,worldnews,2009-12,So the weapons of mass destruction... ARE US!,0,0.9801785349845886,TODO 4213249512,1,That $2K is the price of freedom ... freedom from free health care.,mellowmonk,WTF,2010-08,"Teen saves drowning boy. Hero is taken to the hospital for ""precaution."" Hero gets hit with a $2000 medical bill.",1,0.9676180481910706,TODO 22142220,0,Practitioners of identity politics.,hosemaster,politics,2016-10,"My favorite is ""The Regressive Left."" What the hell is that, anyway? Your candidate's campaign slogan is ""Make America Great Again"" - *literally* a regressive statement - and you're caling other people ""regressive?""",0,0.8606454730033875,TODO 4215251521,1,"odd that they collided in the ocean, and not at takeoff or while merging into traffic at flight level 30...",madhighlandcow,worldnews,2009-02,Nuclear submarines collide in ocean,1,0.5163443088531494,TODO 0216250242,0,Don't they still make those anymore?,JeanNaRH,reddit.com,2010-10,Does anyone remember how awesome these erasers were?,1,0.5665982961654663,TODO 02171031,0,The penis tentacles....,Koresan,youtubehaiku,2016-09,shrek.mp4,0,0.8569170832633972,TODO 02182411,1,Because I never need to do anything for myself and you seriously dont need those things at all,BreadAppleFish,funny,2016-09,"Uh, why is that funny? Knives are insanely handy, I have one, shit is awesome when you need it. I can see guns being handy if you do not live in a wealthy suburban area.",1,0.987023115158081,TODO 3219781,1,profound knowledge comes from **KNOWING** stuff,ktkps,technology,2016-11,"It seems like nobody ever bring these types of things up BEFORE the event, it's always after the election, Super Bowl, World Series, etc. Tell us before hand so it leaves us in suspense while we wait for the verdict. Also, 3 correct guesses in a row is not really that impressive. My cat shits outside the box with the same frequency.",1,0.7106466293334961,TODO 2220250942,1,"Yes, that makes it entirely benign.",Issachar,canada,2010-10,as an american channel that reports american news.,1,0.9831653833389282,TODO 0221373,0,"Try his show - he's a very present writer, but his stage persona doesn't communicate that.",serendipitousevent,AskReddit,2016-10,"Aziz Ansari. I really don't know why, I just don't find him funny. Especially his ""Randy"" stuff.",0,0.9754510521888732,TODO 0222251184,1,"Apparently, we need DRM protected HTML.",lukasmach,programming,2010-03,Facebook Threatens Greasemonkey Script Writer -- Do the have the right?,1,0.9171491265296936,TODO 32231184,1,"Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha.",EoinIsTheKing,CasualConversation,2016-11,"Wow, you're a pretty slow runner if it took you 2 years to run 5k.",1,0.6924179792404175,TODO 0224249993,1,that's racist!,kingvitaman,PoliticalDiscussion,2011-11,Exactly. They once again are trying to play the victim.,1,0.9844080805778505,TODO 42252119,0,Plz stop,Canttouch611,Overwatch,2016-10,OH MY H*CK IT'S HAPPENING,0,0.9210001230239868,TODO 02261274,0,Didn't Whitney Shrugged have a show on NBC?,PointOfRecklessness,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-09,"""Whitey Shrugged""",0,0.8901644349098206,TODO 0227249805,1,No on has EVER thought of that before.,MZago1,pokemon,2011-10,what would you guys think of an MMO based on the pokemon world?,1,0.9868584871292114,TODO 0228716,0,"I could see you initially writing ""balls"" then changing it to ""gifts"".",Peach_Muffin,Frugal,2016-12,"I can't tell if this is a crazy reddit story or genuine. If it's real, I'm so sorry you received punctured gifts.",0,0.9709389805793762,TODO 2229659,0,"Today will be so sad, I'm not ready :(",lost_f1_survivor_got,formula1,2016-11,A heartwarming post from JB,0,0.964770257472992,TODO 2230865,0,That sure sucks for anyone who was using their condo for AirBNB.,BigBreakfast,CanadaPolitics,2016-11,"The way it's structured is the tax applies to *all* residences and you can get out of paying it if you or a tenant declares it as their primary residence. BC's homeowner grant program already requires people to disclose their primary residence and our government's possess a lot of other information in tax records. People could attempt to subvert the law, but committing tax fraud is a pretty risky move for a real-estate investment. I don't think people have fully appreciated the effect this policy might have.",0,0.7464156150817871,TODO 12311551,1,They're mesh tho,Vince419,streetwear,2016-12,This isn't allowed,1,0.5089744329452515,TODO 02322069,0,+1 one regular horn and a softer jingle that just means *cough* *cough*,a1b3rt,AskReddit,2016-09,"Cars should come with an ""excuse me, please"" horn and a ""MOVE MOTHAFUCKA"" horn.",0,0.9289708733558656,TODO 2233249444,0,Also there's the part where some ape of a guy who probably has inferior genes gets to pass them on while you get trapped.,themastersb,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-04,"Happenned to me once, but at least she got the decency to tell me two months in, and then she aborted. I'm not going to take care of another man kid. Why should I? If the kids are born, and they're like, 2, 3 years or more old, it's another story, but taking the PAIN to endure her pregnancy, along with all the mood swings, and THEN endure the baby crying, shitting, not letting me sleep, with his face when he looks at me is saying **'yo bro-bitch, you ain't my father, my father fucked your girl one night then bailed out, and now you're the fool trapped with me, trololol!'** Nah. Sorry. Bitch find another fool. I'm with you, op, you did the right thing.",0,0.7276065945625305,TODO 42341501,1,How is he going to go to Aldi now?,jacoobz,NASCAR,2016-12,He said he's retiring from Driving entirely. So no NASCAR :(,1,0.8690534830093384,TODO 0235249835,0,"You'd think with all the cure for cancer we've found on Reddit, cancer should be working for us by now.",superwinner,science,2011-01,Been a couple of weeks: Time to cure cancer again,1,0.9589586853981018,TODO 3236277,0,"I don't think so, better mention it again",Pete26196,aoe2,2016-11,Did he forget to mention they have better trade?,1,0.6162371039390564,TODO 02371700,1,Why would you replace your 1050 Ti with a 9800 GT?,Dizzlepop12,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Finally upgraded my graphics card!,1,0.5829306840896606,TODO 0238249437,1,"Yeah terror attacks like Munich, OK City bombing, Mogadishu, constant suicide bombings in an Israeli market all were calm",AmericanParty,worldnews,2010-11,"Deadly terrorism existed before 9/11: We've been dealing with the same threats for decades. But we used to be a lot calmer about it, less self-defeating",1,0.9866238236427308,TODO 2239672,0,So which one of these men is correct?,Myrus316,worldnews,2016-11,Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back',1,0.7342415452003479,TODO 2240250396,0,Perhaps it COULD work with a mixture of CMYK inks and a conversion of the RGB scan.,CodeandOptics,pics,2011-03,Exact color of a leaf? BAM! Exact color of an apple? FUCK YEA!,0,0.9395555853843688,TODO 12411502,1,and we have just the right people in place now to do that!,cooldreamhouse,news,2016-12,We need to fix the criminal justice system in our country.,1,0.9222525358200072,TODO 2242249702,1,whats the point if you dont have beckham,faffo,sports,2011-03,We're Coming. No Pity. MLS 2011,1,0.9624046087265016,TODO 1243250619,0,Nothing stopping the public from testing it though.,Lighting,environment,2010-08,"FDA Not Testing Gulf Seafood for Mercury, Arsenic or Other Heavy Metals Because ""We Do Not Expect to See an Increase Based on this Spill"" even tho 'Crude oil contains such powerful cancer-causing chemicals as benzene, toluene, heavy metals and arsenic'",0,0.7256894111633301,TODO 42441772,0,Motivator Derrick Henry is a god.,Shasty-McNasty,MaddenUltimateTeam,2016-12,"What type of back do you prefer and why? Are you the kind of person that prefers a power back, such as Derrick Henry. Or do you want the ever elusive card like a Reggie bush or LeSean Mccoy. Or do you want a mix such as Demarco Murray who seems like a jack of all trades, but master of none. Why do you prefer the type of back you prefer, and who is your favorite back so far this year?",0,0.6446974873542786,TODO 0245249610,0,except he said it happens every spring...,Anthaneezy,offbeat,2010-03,A new tradition is born,0,0.9495514631271362,TODO 02461057,0,That was the most halfhearted threat I have ever seen.,GuyofMshire,SRSMailbag,2016-11,Very first time getting one of these. I don't even know if I've argued with this one.,1,0.7454674243927002,TODO 0247251090,1,"The soldiers were just doing their job following orders, it's the government that does the evil things!",CombattingSexism,politics,2010-01,Should I 'Support The Troops' When They Do This? American-led troops were accused yesterday of dragging innocent children from their beds and shooting them during a night raid that left ten people dead.,1,0.9872835874557496,TODO 22481504,1,It's because everyone left of Hitler and Franco are goddamn SJWs!,ssnistfajen,SubredditDrama,2016-12,Leftist Hate Machine for renaming streets named after dudes involved in one of the longest-running dictatorships of the twentieth century *really.*,1,0.9875540733337402,TODO 02492291,1,"Watch the video, a real lumberjack wedges over a 75 food Douglas fir, it's obviously very useful.",fake_tea,mallninjashit,2016-09,"""One axe please, but make it as useless as possible if you could.""",1,0.855076789855957,TODO 32501032,0,one of our fan humor accounts rewatched that and live tweeted it recently...,sasslete,CFB,2016-11,was that the 3-0 game? I still wonder why I watched that whole thing,0,0.9829283952713012,TODO 4251251446,0,May you be free from harm in all the dark places you must walk.,kingfishr,atheism,2010-05,"""May god stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk."" How can we change this proverb to be acceptable to an atheist?",0,0.8412249684333801,TODO 4252250754,1,"I stand with my argument that no adult has ever raged at any video game ever, and it is such a childish thing to get upset at something you care about.",Mograne,leagueoflegends,2011-12,"No anger is not a childish emotion, raging about genocide in Rwanda, raging about the disappearing rain forests is understandable. Raging at a video game is childish, so I stick by my comment of ""grow up""",1,0.8598079681396484,TODO 0253249622,0,BC?,plato1123,web_design,2011-04,"Currently, $65 in Vancouver, although I've been thinking about upping this for quite a while.",0,0.8339325785636902,TODO 02541628,1,How do I talk to my local senator about this?,pk7677,news,2016-12,"12,000 year old forest being mowed down for coal after 40 years of fighting for it's preservation",1,0.6818804740905762,TODO 12551790,1,"Yeah, just a tombstone, nothing, really",DarthLordVinnie,RWBY,2016-12,"Not only did we never see a body, no one in the show itself said that she was actually dead, sooooo....",0,0.5003607273101807,TODO 0256250698,1,"Gah, I love England.",mutatedpuppy,MensRights,2010-09,1 in 4 state primary schools in England now has no male teacher,0,0.7559340596199036,TODO 0257251448,1,Kick off is at 20:30 though...,DeusIgnis,funny,2010-06,England v USA - Kick off 19:30. England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory.,0,0.8240188956260681,TODO 0258879,0,Keep in mind that different people vote on these awards.,SpOoKyghostah,baseball,2016-11,"Arenado got the Gold Glove and Silver Slugger at 3rd base. So apparently Arenado is a better hitter and fielder than Bryant, but Bryant is more valuable...because reasons, I guess? ?_?",0,0.9713408946990968,TODO 32591890,1,\#notallmen,-deebrie-,niceguys,2016-12,"There is a difference between entitled, naive, whiny bitches who expect women to suck their dick for holding doors open and actual nice guys. Just sayin.",1,0.7710647583007812,TODO 02601334,0,"there will definitely be refreshes and changes, but they'll be labeled as ""updates""",GenerationBlue,pcgaming,2016-10,Well that is incredibly disappointing.,0,0.9765847325325012,TODO 0261251341,1,...this polyurethane based aerogel...,masgrada,science,2010-02,This just in: Aerogel is now cheap enough to produce to be used as housing insulation,1,0.5211507081985474,TODO 3262250401,0,Ignoring Mohandas Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr.,tau-lepton,politics,2010-08,"No civil war, just rich people being ""enlightened"" and sent on their way to a more ""enlightened"" place. Which, historically, is the only thing that has ever changed the world for the better.",0,0.6687950491905212,TODO 02631491,0,Maybe because he is such a nut job he doesn't want to talk to others?,kelliwella,creepyPMs,2016-10,This guy's profile stated to message him if 'your not a Nut job',1,0.733940064907074,TODO 1264249743,1,"Yeah, reducing caloric intake doesn't do anything.",Gerbil_Juice,gaming,2010-11,"I think you meant ""ignorant fat people,"" since diet coke does not help you lose weight whatsoever.",1,0.9867420792579652,TODO 02652317,1,"Yeah what the fuck, bombers hacking",skrullyd,summonerswar,2016-09,How?,1,0.9874375462532043,TODO 0266250934,1,"Since when did places outside of SF, NY or DC matter?",televised_aphid,AskReddit,2010-12,"no, not really. you can in a big city like SF, NY or DC. but most chinese restaurants in the US are not authentic.",1,0.6907848715782166,TODO 42671875,0,*mechanical movement,PRETTYFLYFORAWHITEG,VACsucks,2016-12,"He was spraying, someone new came on his screen and he tried to shoot at him. Probably thought the jumping guy was already going to be dead",0,0.7632040977478027,TODO 02681512,1,"Well to be fair, when you loose your memory, it's hard to know where to deliver stuff.",JorithZ,pcmasterrace,2016-12,"Well, FedEx lost my i7 and memory... Was supposed to receive an i7 6700k on Wednesday from FedEx along with some Corsair sticks for my build. Well, they decided it was a good idea to change my address at their distribution center without letting me know and sent my i7 to God knows where. The Corsair sticks were apparently sent to my house but never arrived. One package was ""delivered"" at 2:02pm and the other at 2:08pm. Needless to say I'm a little pissed and just venting. The driver is supposed to ""retrieve"" my i7 and deliver it to me today. No word on the RAM.",1,0.6677893996238708,TODO 0269336,1,"no, that's Nine Inch Nails, but I can understand the confusion.",bigheadzach,westworld,2016-11,*cue the rains of castamere*,0,0.8644848465919495,TODO 02701679,1,yeah guys just because someone has all the requisite characteristics of a fascist doesn't make them a fascist,Onlyinmizzou,ShitLiberalsSay,2016-12,"You are describing every fan ever. Hell, Patriots' fans talk the same way about Tom Brady. Just cause he is a Trump Supporter does not mean he is Fascist",1,0.9859441518783568,TODO 4271249588,1,And I'm sure it will be a heart felt apology and that he really does regret the action taken by his employees... Murdoch just seems to be a good caring guy like that.,skokage,worldnews,2011-07,Murdoch to apologise for hacking scandal,1,0.9830507636070251,TODO 1272250606,0,"so add this to the list of things its cool to hate: microsoft, apple, dane cook, priuses, twitter.",Anthaneezy,funny,2009-11,"Yeah, screw that site. I hate it because it exists. Fuck the world, too. I'm angry at everything, damnit. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. LOVE ME. ;)",0,0.6514987349510193,TODO 02731380,1,Because it worked so well with glow pucks in hockey in the 90s and everyone loved it.,vprakhov,gifs,2016-11,If they made it easy to follow what the fencers are doing I would absolutely watch that.,1,0.986137330532074,TODO 1274249996,1,"this is such an original submission, i've never seen anything like it, you are so witty and funny.",lrony,funny,2011-11,Registering for classes,1,0.9871205687522888,TODO 2275250688,1,That's the exact reason I believe in God.,xwonka,pics,2010-11,"I have no idea if you're right or not, but I upvoted you just in case.",1,0.8626117706298828,TODO 0276251256,1,Mexican Cartel Leader's Daughter's wedding + Daisy Cutter + Promisory note to his friends = WIN Works in Afghanistan right?,m0deth,worldnews,2010-03,Mexican Police Chief DECAPITATED By Drug Cartel,1,0.91306334733963,TODO 0277251593,1,He's a muslim?,tehjarvis,politics,2009-09,Hmm. Can anyone see any other differences between this president and every other president preceding him?,1,0.8834565281867981,TODO 32782083,0,No he's referring to Alton sterling and he is wrong in the assessment of the video.,Qwikphaze,news,2016-09,"I assume you are talking about Michael Brown here? I am pretty vocal about police violence and how cops aren't held accountable and I hate when that case is lumped in with other blatant abuses of power. In saying that there was no video of what happened, multiple conflicting eye witness statements and the DOJ coming out with a report speaking about how the department treated the citizens I can understand why they might be hesitant to believe the investigators version of what happened.",1,0.7809220552444458,TODO 3279251239,1,Thanks for the help,tendonut,linux,2009-10,"Yes, but it depends.",1,0.7409301400184631,TODO 4280250360,1,"Because certainly the only unbiased and neutral source would be Al-Manar, the Hizz media arm, right?",foopirata,Israel,2010-12,What does that have to do with it? I am talking about the Israeli army.,1,0.9871116280555724,TODO 2281251527,1,"It's a valid defense if you're american, isn't it ?",catOrmOuse,politics,2010-04,Following orders is not a valid defense. Remember Nuremberg?,1,0.7568433284759521,TODO 22821373,1,WOW JIJ BENT ZEKER VOOR LAGE STRAFFEN MET DIE D66 REGTERS HE,Kamikaziepiloot,thenetherlands,2016-11,"Ach, ik ben ""links langharig werkschuw tuig"" tegelijk met een progressief liberaal randje. Mijn stem zweeft altijd ergens tussen SP, Groen Links en D66 (ja, D66. Ik zei het. Kom maar met die haat!)",1,0.867287278175354,TODO 02831952,0,The face girls make when I feed them green beans.,undeadbill,aww,2016-12,The face girls make when i tell them i like them,0,0.8680943846702576,TODO 4284251508,1,"Yeah, no one visits youtube anymore.",edward2020,technology,2010-03,"That would cost at least a few million to develop. And then you better have a much better engine than Adobe itself or Apple will not accept it (and rightly so). After that you will need to keep it up to date. Finally, you would discover there is little real demand for it, with such a small screen and flash being predominantly used for annoying ads. In short, not a good business proposition.",1,0.9874839186668396,TODO 0285248,0,Smh people Scatter Arrow is from Genji,bluesinnoh,Smite,2016-11,"Scatter Arrow one shotting squishies is the most BS thing in the game, needs a rework",1,0.864327609539032,TODO 22862169,1,I'm dying laughing.,VeganBigMac,atheistvids,2016-09,Here's the original German version of this song: SCHMETTERLING!!!!,1,0.8464266657829285,TODO 0287251262,1,A parsec is also a measure of distance,iofthestorm,politics,2010-02,He meant to say 12 parsecs.,0,0.8605653643608093,TODO 4288617,0,Olson.,Singitonetwof,nfl,2016-10,Jacksville Y U BOOOOOO???,0,0.7181288599967957,TODO 0289251165,0,"Misogynistic, why am I not surprised.",jemenfiche,programming,2009-02,*So a person from trade school cannot be interested in their field.* That's not what I said. It's worse reasoning with you than a woman pms'ing. For chrissakes.,1,0.8788635730743408,TODO 02901734,0,They should label themselves Anti-abortionists because is the only thing they support.,Galphath,childfree,2016-10,"Good article about why being ""pro-life"" is bullshit",1,0.6512973308563232,TODO 0291141,0,I think Petco is great,Surreal_Effect,Padres,2016-11,"1. Theo is locked up for a long time with a fat salary. He could work for any team he wanted, but he signed an extension. 2. The shitshow is being turned around. Did you think someone could just flip a switch and make us perennial championship contenders? 3. Preller isn't trash, I don't know of you've actually been paying attention to what he does. Preller is a great GM. 4. Fowler is a good owner, he is willing to pony up cash for the team. The only downside is that he talks a lot about the team's performance, but I'll take it if it means we have a dedicated and invested owner. 5. Petco fucking blows now",0,0.56557697057724,TODO 2292717,0,*heavy mouth breathing *,waff1ez,trashy,2016-11,Now this is just all kinds of trashy,0,0.931221604347229,TODO 3293250789,1,Sexual harassment is hilarious under the right circumstances!,Gothiks,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-07,"Now, imagine if a father-in-law had done this to his daughter-in-law...",1,0.9825531244277954,TODO 2294251171,1,"You guys are completely lost, God obviously made that toast.",KableKiB,atheism,2009-02,atheist toast,1,0.9565088152885436,TODO 42952323,0,"I'd like to know whether this benefits directly or indirectly every citizen, why, why not and how",PuffTheDwagon,europe,2016-09,"Do you want the crazy left 'corporations rule the world' version or the crazy right 'shut up you idiot, liberalize and deregulate all the things' version",0,0.9806874394416808,TODO 3296250199,0,"Fuck you asshole, a massively disgruntled former Apple customer who got sick of paying a premium for a crap computer in a shiny box.",daveisgay,geek,2011-10,Thanks for changing the cell phone industry.,1,0.8607527613639832,TODO 0297249387,1,Yeah because reddit is such a minuscule community that no one you see would ever be on here.,geekgirlpartier,AskReddit,2011-09,The guy next to me is on reddit. What do?!,1,0.9865167140960692,TODO 3298251028,1,Reddit: Open minded and judgment free.,kinneys,atheism,2009-07,The irony is overwhelming.,1,0.8898985981941223,TODO 3299250212,1,"I don't understand how my parents bought a house for $19,000, yet mine is $500,000",RazsterOxzine,politics,2011-07,"The End of the American Dream: -""There will be more children in the US this year with bankrupt parents than divorced parents."" -""Our national myth is changing, whereas hard work was once seen as the route to prosperity, now the best people can hope for is a lottery win.""",0,0.8167526125907898,TODO 3300249682,1,Was this the picture from that yearbook they recalled?,atomic811,WTF,2011-06,These aren't my headphones!,0,0.6211348176002502,TODO 030189,1,"Thank you, random baseball fan \#33, for mansplaining",Beeb294,TumblrInAction,2016-11,"A backwards K indicates the batter went down looking, instead of swinging.",1,0.922599732875824,TODO 1302251109,1,"You should know the bombs would only hit the evil Iranians, not the good ones!",IndustrialEngineer,politics,2009-06,How strange is it that many neocons feigning concern for the Iranian protesters advocated dropping bombs on them a few months ago?,1,0.9869340658187866,TODO 13032117,1,"Well duh, you have to ban abortion practices, because how else are you going to adopt an anchor baby?",Cordingly,politics,2016-09,"no, they will deport the parents and adopt all the kids, because they're loving, caring people who care about the children. That's why they don't want abortions! And that's why they adopt all the unwanted children who are born to mothers who can't afford them or don't want them. They're really just the best people. very, very smart and very good. The best.",1,0.9877192974090576,TODO 0304250708,1,"Don't worry, they're most likely brown and/or muslim so it's not like they are people",KaizerZozay,politics,2010-10,"and all you have to do is kill somebody, what a bargain!",1,0.9881117343902588,TODO 23051851,0,### wat.,Hunterlanier03,AskReddit,2016-12,"#I LIKE TO DRESS UP IN DRAG WHEN I'M OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. #I DRESS LIKE A WHORE, WITH THE HIGHEST HEELS I CAN WALK IN, THICK MAKEUP, A LONG BLONDE WIG, AND A SKIRT OR DRESS WITH EITHER TIGHTS OR JUST UNDERWEAR UNDER IT. #WE GET HONKED AT NOW AND THEN. BUT SHE'S ENVIOUS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GET HONKED AT ALONE.",0,0.9818744659423828,TODO 0306606,0,"I looked and you are right, he spends about half the year here, as an accountant in DC.",jomamagain,The_Donald,2016-10,He's lived in the US long enough to become a citizen.,0,0.962546706199646,TODO 4307250106,0,"I only played red/blue, so this might be out of date, but: * *If* you get a traded Pokemon from a friend, *and* * it had a high-ish level, *and* * you hadn't received a badge (from a gym) that would let you control a Pokemon of that level that Pokemon wouldn't obey your commands.",more_exercise,comics,2011-01,"I thought they would not obey you sometimes? Maybe I am confusing it with the tv show too much. I think it is just that they have been breed for so many generations that they are breed for so many generations that the ""wild"" pokemon are descended from captive ones. It seemed like there were really wild pokemon in the tv shows that wouldnt listen to anyone/be captured.",0,0.9840532541275024,TODO 1308250836,0,It's so important that everyone's using it!,vegittoss15,programming,2010-02,[evidence needed],1,0.985146462917328,TODO 0309736,0,Or is it the other way round?,tam_bram,india,2016-11,Hugh Gerection always gets me.,0,0.7552424669265747,TODO 3310249334,0,"awww... you poor, poor victims.",schnuck,worldnews,2009-05,This is hilarious. It's a blatant lie because you need a pin. But just funny that anything bad that happens to these people is a Jews fault. This is really just evidence that you should never take these Palestinian started stores as true.,1,0.9851937890052797,TODO 1311250998,1,Nah...grounding is for pussies.,MeanMotherHubbard,DIY,2010-11,"None of the light switches in my newly constructed house are grounded. Problem? House was built new 2 years ago. A light switch recently cracked so I replaced it. When doing so, I noticed that none of the switches in that box were grounded (nothing attached to green ""ground"" screw on the switches. Only two wires on each switch -- black and white.) I started checking other switches and found that none of the light switches in the house are grounded. How serious is this? Should I even worry about it? Is it a code requirement in the US for them to be grounded? How much time/money am I looking at to go back and have the switches grounded? It's a fairly large house with lots of light switches.",1,0.9733424782752992,TODO 0312679,0,"Looks to me it is between Mexia and Waco, but then again I also feel like I am taking too much time analysing (pun intended) a man's ass.",schmak01,CFB,2016-12,"The Whataburger stickers are great. I feel they missed a chance on the pants to make Waco or Austin be in the butthole of the pants. If you're going to make a pant-map, that's a prime opportunity missed to dig on your rivals. Instead it's wasted on Corsicana/Athens, which I'm pretty sure is Aggie territory.",0,0.9553027749061584,TODO 43132073,0,looks like visbubble,Devi1Hawk,Rainmeter,2016-12,"what visualizer, do you have?",0,0.9044070839881896,TODO 4314249971,1,BUT O NOES IT HAS SOCIAL NETWORKING THAT I CAN'T REMOVE.,zwaldowski,linux,2010-10,Ubuntu 10.10 RC scores close to a ten,1,0.9567004442214966,TODO 23157,0,Oh my God I was replying to Billy,Kgb725,movies,2016-12,He wants to see what her insides look like lol,0,0.8889668583869934,TODO 03162194,1,lol should've taken the left hand scrub XD,TheGuyWhoIsSitting,bindingofisaac,2016-09,:) I love this game,1,0.956260621547699,TODO 3317251263,1,"I enjoyed the ""don't trust liberals"" message the entire piece carried...",lotkrotan,politics,2009-11,"The NYT likes to leak things. Important things. Things that change the course of the public conversation. From the Pentagon Papers to the ruined terrorist-surveillance programs of the Bush era, the Times has routinely found that secrecy is a danger and sunlight is a disinfectant. Until now.",0,0.8834345936775208,TODO 1318193,0,We all know Cal is the true hypebeast,riskyrofl,streetwear,2016-12,ANTHONY FANTANO INSPO ALBUM,1,0.9786739945411682,TODO 0319250798,1,Obviously that's all the EPA does,E7ernal,PoliticalDiscussion,2011-08,"Economic prosperity does not of necessity require free reign to go dump toxic shit in the drinking water. Clearly, you are not aware of that simple contradiction. Christ, it saddens me that someone bothered to teach you to read and write. They wasted their time, and mine.",1,0.986585021018982,TODO 03201261,0,You was right,caterham09,fantasyfootball,2016-10,I FEEL IT BOYS. THE TIME IS NOW FOR LAMAR TO FINALLY REACH THE END ZONE,0,0.7769118547439575,TODO 2321250271,0,Why does everything have to be diametrically opposed?,Caraes_Naur,politics,2010-01,The Label Factor: Is Obama a Wimp or a Warrior? (would you rather have the smart wimp or the brave idiot?),0,0.702460527420044,TODO 03221767,0,"First one is clearly an event quest Chameleos, followed by good old Shen Gaoren (aka Giant Enemy Crab) followed by some kind of Shen Gaoren subspecies.",Taervon,gaming,2016-09,"""6/10 needs more cat puns"" -some reviewer, probably Seriously though these would be endgame monsters at that size.",1,0.6805475950241089,TODO 1323250672,1,No one gives a shit how smart you are cracker.,NDND,AskReddit,2011-01,"How is this not considered racism? I recently got a notification of denial of admission to an ivy league school which I applied early action to. I have a perfect score on the ACT, full IB diploma candidate, 4.5 gpa, captain of 3 varsity sports, over 500 hours community service, and the interviewer said I was by far the most well-spoken person she had ever interviewed for my field. My black friend who also applied had a 24 on the ACT, took 3 AP classes all throughout high school, has a 3.1, and not a minute of community service or any sports. He was accepted. I was not. Remind me again, how is this fair?",1,0.6826443672180176,TODO 2324527,0,This is why you move the cows out and use a bobcat (other skidsteer loaders are available) to muck out!,C_M_O_TDibbler,funny,2016-10,"I was helping muck out a barn when I was six, and two cows decided they'd lay against each other as I was trying to get the mess between them. I panicked and dropped to the ground, but for those two seconds I was squished, it was terrifying. Cousin came running over to see what I was hollering about and the dang cows were oblivious.",1,0.755143404006958,TODO 13251158,1,You could be twitter famous though!,urfriendosvendo,politics,2016-11,"And then what? People tweet, raise awareness, more people tweet, and everyone just carries on with their day while somehow feeling like they made a difference. It's slacktivism, nothing more.",1,0.6492810249328613,TODO 03261229,0,"it goes well beyond ""wanting"" this time ;-)",streetwalker,politics,2016-12,Russia has always wanted someone to win in every modern US election. We don't need to sound the alarm bells every 4 years.,0,0.890095055103302,TODO 432731,0,Khan Academy has a ton of stuff about cardio and respiratory,ChaplnGrillSgt,StudentNurse,2016-09,"Perfusion help I'm a first year nursing student and we just began perfusion. I'm so lost already, does anyone have any tips on studying this?",0,0.9712755680084229,TODO 2328296,0,"For me it was never about Donald Trump; it was about the idiots he'd appoint to his cabinet, the supreme court, and the fact that with him a republican congress could pass socially & environmentally regressive policies unchecked.",Azarias59,worldnews,2016-11,"Pretty much this, which is why I voted for Clinton.",0,0.9829195737838744,TODO 2329251116,1,Eye for an eye!,qujyqahev,offbeat,2010-10,Only in America.,0,0.7318578362464905,TODO 3330251201,1,Only for folks who already have a net worth of $10 million or more; otherwise it's socialism.,mellowmonk,reddit.com,2009-02,Obama Should Give Every American 18 Years or Older 1 Million Dollars to Stimulate Economy - Commentary,1,0.9870564937591552,TODO 03312463,0,Silkroad Online.,echelon11,leagueoflegends,2016-09,What's SRO?,0,0.8118298649787903,TODO 0332249495,1,You are free to say anything... as long as we agree with it.,NeoTheta,politics,2011-02,"Man charged with ""Jury Tampering"" for handing out pamphlets on jury nullification outside the court house",1,0.5779584646224976,TODO 4333249768,1,But they already used up all the interesting source material!,Epistaxis,AskReddit,2010-07,I would like to see more Rome. We were cheated from seeing how kick ass Octavian turned out to be.,1,0.9469587802886964,TODO 33342299,1,An ex,kant5t1km3,MechanicalKeyboards,2016-09,I'm so sorry :( What'd you have?,0,0.8892892599105835,TODO 0335251541,1,She needs to get beaten with a Bible for even saying the words.,fedja,relationship_advice,2010-04,My girlfriend recently revealed to me that she thinks that penises in general are disgusting and she also thinks the vagina is ugly as well. What do I take from that?,1,0.8688126802444458,TODO 33361389,0,"He could've ETS'd as an e6 or e7 and just got old, giving him the illusion of looking like a CSM",jhayes88,videos,2016-10,That dude looks like he was a CSM,0,0.8970279693603516,TODO 1337250498,0,"I'm a big believer in not voting for the lesser of two evils, because really that's a one party system in disguise.",g00dETH3R,australia,2010-03,"i can put labor and libs 2nd last and last, but in the end one of them has to be dead last so the other one is going to get my vote curse you preferential voting",0,0.7272931933403015,TODO 3338249151,0,TIL that people still play TF2,TehDood,tf2,2010-08,"Guy removes all keys except W and M1, plays Pyro, and gets dominations/killstreaks.",1,0.849754810333252,TODO 33392040,1,you forgot the,maxxtraxx,WikiLeaks,2016-12,"I'm sure they are clean. The RNC isn't corrupt like the dems, and if they are thye wouldn't be dumb enough to put their nefarious activities in writing.",1,0.9897177219390868,TODO 03401968,1,"Finally, a useful application for Deep Learning",mommylovesme2,artificial,2016-12,Deep Learning Enables You to Hide Screen when Your Boss is Approaching,1,0.9336925745010376,TODO 03411937,0,Will trade breakout dot matrix for distortion,mr_irrelevant215,RocketLeagueExchange,2016-12,Breakout distortion offers,0,0.5565698742866516,TODO 3342249991,0,"Irregardless, if congress doesn't care and most Americans don't do anything to reign in their representatives then the low approval rating is still probably a mute point.",popping_martian,politics,2011-08,"For all intensive purposes, BaconForBrains got the point across.",0,0.9832688570022584,TODO 1343249196,1,Are you suggesting we still have a two party system?,Sagatious8,politics,2011-12,"It's becoming clear that in a two party system, you need both parties functioning properly or you're in trouble.",1,0.637766420841217,TODO 2344250654,1,"But guys this is not a war, were just bombing the shit out of another country because the UN said its alright.",ireland1988,politics,2011-03,"Biden, 2007: ""If he gives authorization to war... without Congressional approval, I will make it my business to impeach him!"" Yeay for doublethink!",1,0.9874167442321776,TODO 4345221,0,"""If you're not with me, you're a green nazi frog!""",Duliticolaparadoxa,nottheonion,2016-09,"To Clinton supporters, that's as good as a Trump supporter. ""If you're not with me, then you're my enemy"".",0,0.5458074808120728,TODO 1346249325,0,"iFanboi iCirclejerk Re:Re:Re:FWD:Re:Re:Re:""My chosen communication device has more features and elegance than your chosen communication device"" /crapfilledvagina",tupidflorapope,technology,2010-04,iPhone OS 4: All the New Features,0,0.8489490151405334,TODO 0347352,0,Guess they're a bunch of math-Nazis.,TheXarath,OutOfTheLoop,2016-11,The looks more like pi than a swastika.,1,0.9399049878120422,TODO 3348249332,1,fucking conan o'brien wannabe,phukka,pics,2011-03,Bill and Hilary Clinton,1,0.8777138590812683,TODO 0349250552,1,Ive got a solution to your misunderstood sarcasm.,xeltius,reddit.com,2011-08,"It was a joke. Also, I am still on reddit, I didn't go break my arm.",1,0.906862735748291,TODO 2350251240,1,"Yes, clearly Fox news is a great way to stay in tune with the goings on of the world",rainman_104,canada,2009-10,"Have you watched the national news lately? If he got ""the pulse of the nation"" by watching that shit, I'd be even more worried. There's enough pandering to the polls going on in ottawa as it is. That said, I'd sleep better at night if he would've said something like BBC.",1,0.9867215156555176,TODO 2351250520,1,"Behead those who insult islam, the religion of peace!",bronyraurstomp,comics,2010-10,"I've been blending Peanuts comics with quotes from Ayatollah Khomeini's ""Little Green Book,"" and it's been limitless fun.",1,0.9547615051269532,TODO 23522488,1,"Oh my god, fire Benning, seriously.",vancouversportsbro,canucks,2016-09,Best coaching decision in 4 years for the canucks.,1,0.9716327786445618,TODO 0353250523,1,I bet she's one of those pesky pro-choice heathens.,Rach3,WTF,2010-07,Some people really just don't value life.,1,0.9866803288459778,TODO 0354251466,0,The rich are citizens of no nation.,hs4x,politics,2009-07,"Yes, yes, they should leave, they made there fortune in this country but they owe it no allegiance at all, just pack up and go where the grass is greener now that there is no money to be made in America, just problems to be solved. You true patriot you.",1,0.6544047594070435,TODO 3355250171,1,So... it is written by The Onion?,arch4ngel,atheism,2010-10,Christwire is satire. It's even in the FAQ.,1,0.6109375953674316,TODO 03561079,0,"It might be because of textures are eventually popped in, they still need to properly load first, thats what makes a ssd do faster I guess",Wolfboy656,blackdesertonline,2016-09,that's weird because friend said there was a huge difference between hdd and ssd. And I think the same thing.,0,0.97687828540802,TODO 3357249535,1,"Better not dissolve it in a glass of water, you could overdose and face serious complications.",codeki,atheism,2010-11,No side effects? They also have no beneficial effects either,1,0.8683819770812988,TODO 43581442,0,What were they last year?,Chilly1193,HangoutFest,2016-11,$249. It's on the website,0,0.6614398956298828,TODO 4359249219,1,Henry,razorhater,MLS,2011-10,Who do you think will win the Golden Boot? It's 15 and 15 with two great scorers and the last week of regular season soccer. Who do you think will take it all? Who do you want to win it?,0,0.713018000125885,TODO 0360249207,1,BUT TULIPS ARE WILTING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,the_bob,Bitcoin,2011-09,"Nobody is saying that Bitcoin is dead, except for the trolls.",1,0.9479379057884216,TODO 0361251187,1,"Nice one, Nick.",einsteinonabike,pics,2010-01,Facebook is the new Myspace...,1,0.5499942302703857,TODO 33621599,1,"Dumb broad don't know what real trauma is, am I right guys?",GodlessLittleMonster,Military,2016-12,Lady Gaga reveals she has PTSD. And you thought yours was bad?,1,0.9826567769050598,TODO 43631486,0,pregnancy test,probshudbworking,AskReddit,2016-12,"What would be the dumbest item to have a ""buy one get one free"" promotion?",0,0.6220917105674744,TODO 4364249990,1,"But, but... Evolution bro.",JohnsDoe,ronpaul,2012-02,"Whether or not this is completely true or not, it's blatantly obvious that r/politics is filled with a bunch of liberals who hate Ron Paul for varying reasons, most of which are just silly and nonsensical (although SOME do have legitimate issues with his stances, and that's acceptable). However, I don't really give a damn. It is what it is. However, it is sort of funny how biased people are and how they essentially ""censor"" r/politics, and those same people will turn around and slam Fox News for their ""bias"" and ""censorship"". It gives me a bad impression of liberals, honestly.",1,0.987628936767578,TODO 13651449,0,Mexican style!,SlothOnes,DanLeBatardShow,2016-10,AIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!!!,0,0.6861824989318848,TODO 33661352,0,I get this reference.jpg,Slacker619,magicTCG,2016-11,Stop genociding all my elves!!,0,0.9748539924621582,TODO 0367250782,1,"And tempest and chronos can stun your whole team, they should be nerfed too!",xpinchx,HeroesofNewerth,2011-10,I'm aware her ult is channeling. It doesn't matter why they nerfed dance floor what matters is how it affects the game.,1,0.9823052883148192,TODO 4368250703,1,Atheists don't sacrifice babies/children they are our source of food.,ralphie68,atheism,2010-09,"Then they grow into a hyper-majority superpower who insists on sacrificing the children of decent Amurkin Krischuns to the devil and instituting the practice of universal, compulsory, homosexual blood-orgies with farm animals. It's all true, I learned it in a Bob Jones University textbook. **edit**: not enough colorful descriptives for the blood orgy.",1,0.9300395250320436,TODO 2369250117,0,"An alternative would be Zilker, you could have some folks claim a space and then walk up to them to ""see what's happening"" and then boom, wedding.",miyatarama,Austin,2011-06,I like the idea of it being on Congress when the bats fly because she won't think twice about a large group of people huddled around and there's plenty of green space nearby. Downside: few people anticipate their weddings smelling of guano.,0,0.951959192752838,TODO 4370785,1,"Uh, hey bud, you fogot this:",daguise73,reactiongifs,2016-11,That is their main advantage. Hopefully we can get away with that eventually.,1,0.9903329014778136,TODO 0371250767,1,Have Geek Squad build it for you!,TheDogKing,AskReddit,2011-09,"Reddit, I'm going to build a gaming rig... What do I need/need to know? Gentlemen. I've had along and long and unsatisfying relationship with my Hp Pavilion, so I figured it's time to let go. Goal: Build gaming rig with a GTX 560/570 in $900 ballpark",1,0.7304659485816956,TODO 03721621,0,*Odyssey to the West* would like to have a word with you.,jklingftm,progmetal,2016-12,"""This heart has chords but not a single one sounds new or fun"" uuuhhhh best lyrics 2016",0,0.8753812909126282,TODO 3373250028,1,Drag to resize?,bigroblee,pics,2011-10,Especially true for XKCD comics as the mouse-over text is a part of the joke.,0,0.8682800531387329,TODO 0374249383,1,Black people can tell them apart.,beatles910,reddit.com,2010-10,Clones commit armed robbery???,1,0.9263628125190736,TODO 0375132,1,EOD Merit Badge 2017 confirmed.,ThatGuyAgain142,BSA,2016-11,"Artillery. I mean, why can't we just blow stuff up? Ya know, for fun.",1,0.8110166788101196,TODO 0376249423,1,Let's put everything further away so that emergency services responding to that fire or explosion don't get there in time to save someone's life.,ehmze,pics,2011-08,Makes soo much sense...that way a fire or explosion would only kill maybe a few thousand rather than just a few. I see the logic of being a sardine now.,1,0.9640658497810364,TODO 0377249754,1,"He was a convicted felon, according to all gun control laws, he couldn't get or possess that gun... Gun control - IT WORKS!",BlueFamily,videos,2010-12,"I've gotta say I agree. I have a hard time believing a man like that would go to the effort to get a gun over here in Australia, or any other country with similar gun laws, but in America he probably already had one. All he has to do is wake up one day and forget his anti-depressants, discover his wife cheated on him, get screwed in some legal action, lose a family member, or anything else that causes people to stop caring about their life, and you've got someone capable of causing something like this. It would have been horrible if he'd killed any of those people, but the truth is it's a tragedy that he was lead to that position in life and then died, too. Guns do nothing but give people a horrible amount of power with virtually no responsibility.",1,0.9569597840309144,TODO 1378251098,1,And y'all thought we was a bunch a rednecks out hare in MO...,slapdash78,science,2009-10,Penny-sized 'nuclear batteries' unveiled,0,0.5642342567443848,TODO 3379249545,1,Warms my heart to see the Cowboys doing so well this season.,Gandalv,WTF,2010-12,TD Celebration of the Year,0,0.7149739861488342,TODO 4380251217,1,Are you talking about Glen Beck and Fox News or are you talking about religion and religious texts?,kitsy,politics,2010-08,"I have no problems with people exercising free speech. I do have a problem with people who intentionally misinform millions of idiots and convince them of a whole bunch of anti-facts, masquerading as legitimate news sources.",0,0.8816138505935669,TODO 2381211,0,I like the idea of towering wheels of fire covered with eyes having sex with a human being.,zbobby1990,insanepeoplefacebook,2016-11,Reads like something you'd find scratched into the wall at an insane asylum,1,0.621746838092804,TODO 0382249119,0,Women's Studies,NakedOni,shittyadvice,2010-04,Which is the best major?,1,0.5553080439567566,TODO 4383250867,0,I'd like to see DirtyBinLV cite sources for the dozens of clips.,LindaDanvers,politics,2010-06,"encouraging unbiased and truthful journalism =/= ""protecting these fucks"" Both of you need to cite your sources if you really want to make claims about reports that you've seen.",0,0.592475414276123,TODO 0384249134,1,Didn't you know that logic and reasoning are just tools of the patriarchy and dead white men used to oppress the lower classes?,deltusverilan,MensRights,2010-12,I didn't know being a white male made you such a bad person. And Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought all cultures and races used Logic and reasoning? Not just white people?,1,0.9865348935127258,TODO 13851243,0,You're right.,FourthNephite,exmormon,2016-09,"I don't think you were alone when that was going on that day. I believe there were others. And like you, they kept their mouths shut thinking they were the only ones.",0,0.7468022108078003,TODO 2386288,0,Cute but I'm waiting for the shower and not a bath.,gaseouspartdeux,Eyebleach,2016-11,Cats Love The Shower,0,0.8791645169258118,TODO 0387415,0,A dozen :),sunjay140,Android,2016-10,"There are dozens of H10 owners out there, right?",0,0.8153139352798462,TODO 0388249661,0,AdBusters would love that image I am sure.,Kanuck88,pics,2011-03,Nike. Just do it,1,0.8902183175086975,TODO 1389410,0,Helps if you are in Barovia.,HeyThereSport,DnD,2016-12,Haha when I DM half my voices end up sounding like bad Russian accents. I think I have what you have,0,0.9643048048019408,TODO 43901344,1,Obviously you didn't catch the split second subtext hidden in the eye contact that Bucky and Steve shared during the finale of Winter Soldier,presidentdinosaur115,marvelstudios,2016-11,Making any overtly heterosexual character gay.,1,0.935180127620697,TODO 1391250081,0,Email him through his site.,Rsardinia,reddit.com,2009-04,This is some truly amazing work. Would your brother possibly be interested in doing any contracted work? I will be planning a wedding within the next year and wanted something truly amazing and fitting with my & my fiance's personalities for our invitations. It would be interesting to see what he might come up with with this gorgeous art style.,0,0.7098143100738525,TODO 33921497,1,you forgot,cgilbertmc,WTF,2016-12,And those aren't even shitty frozen nuggets from the store! That you can get a giant bag of for like $5. Those are specifically McDonalds McNuggets. So he really went out of his way to get the good stuff.,1,0.9901838898658752,TODO 0393150,0,"for some reason Tank shells only dmg the area where you can repair the plane... So tips of wings, tail and some joints wont connect Just like shooting Tank tracks",Cozichacozee,HeroesandGenerals,2016-09,"While I'm not disagreeing, I'm not agreeing either. I've played some games on an AA where the team keeps the skies clear, and there are other games where a single sneeze of HE rounds from a plane clears all the AA batteries and run rampant over the map. On a slightly related note, why do tank shells seem to dust off planes with no effect, and the few that do connect, why do they seem to do no damage?",0,0.955248773097992,TODO 03941863,0,this article is an amusing conspiracy laden shitpost,whiny_teenager_alt,bakchodi,2016-12,ABCDalit expresses his totally unbiased view on demonetization.,0,0.9131121635437012,TODO 1395249455,0,The only way to not get the floor wiped with you every time (because you have to beat several of them in succession) is to use a team of OU Pokemon yourself.,keiyakins,pokemon,2011-06,How are they forcing you to use OU? I'm not following you at all here.,0,0.8159430623054504,TODO 4396250439,0,"If you're looking for something that's 62 proof, you might as well get liquor, not beer.",greenw40,WTF,2009-12,Tactical Nuclear Penguin goes where no beer has gone before - 32% alcohol,0,0.705375611782074,TODO 3397251140,1,HAHAHAHA They don't speak English!,daramel,atheism,2010-04,He Has Raisin!,1,0.7119922637939453,TODO 03981489,1,Maybe for a mutant a belly roll is normal....get it together girl.,JLive23,OldSchoolCool,2016-12,"I'm a woman, around size 4, and sometimes I'm self conscious because even though I'm slender, I sit down a certain way and get a tummy roll. But then I see photos like this and remember that tummy rolls are normal and often cute!",0,0.5472282767295837,TODO 4399249822,1,It's not a crime when government does it...,jacekplacek,Economics,2011-08,"Everyone was shocked about Enron accounting fraud; we are now doing the same thing on a massive scale! Mark-to-market rules ... were twice suspended. Now it seems they have been postponed indefinitely, if not scrapped altogether for the benefit of Citigroup and B of A.",1,0.9844253063201904,TODO 24001602,0,"Ah ok, well sorry for the misunderstanding lol",10takeWonder,RhodeIsland,2016-12,"Not bitter, I guess it was kind of hard to understand what you were inferring",0,0.980806529521942,TODO 3401250866,0,You mean capitalism?,weazx,funny,2010-09,The most personal way to kill someone is to marry them and slowly choke off all their dreams over the years and beat down their self respect until the stress takes them in an agonizing heart attack.,1,0.898757815361023,TODO 24021550,0,I think you hit the paywall,Lil_Negrito,ClashRoyale,2016-12,Need Deck Help My current deck is: - Giant - Bowler - Musketeer - Mega Minion - Tombstone - Lighting - Log - Arrows I am floating around 4200-4300 and I am getting stuck. I am wondering if it would be a good idea to substitute the Hog Rider for Giant due to the introduction of Elite Barbs and the overleveled RGs.,0,0.8311507105827332,TODO 0403251189,1,"If this isn't proof of the link between school shootings and video games, I don't know what is.",aliengoods1,technology,2010-02,"Canadian gamer may have prevented a US school shooting. Alerts RCMP after chatting with a high school crazy on Xbox live, who detailed plans.",1,0.9522653222084044,TODO 2404249986,1,"Yeah, he sounds like a bastard, what with the not giving you a ticket and all.",thndrchld,AskReddit,2012-02,Once I turned right on a red on a corner where it is not allowed. I got pulled over and it turned out that I had expired proof of insurance and expired proof of registration. Douche bag cop let me go with a warning.,1,0.9600447416305542,TODO 0405249401,1,"Oh, yes, that's just what I want: Justin Bieber singing in my mouth.",darkon,reddit.com,2011-10,"Guys, you can stop looking, this is what I want for Christmas.",1,0.9760370254516602,TODO 1406376,0,"Not until they pry my vote from my cold, dead hands.",NonnyO,Kossacks_for_Sanders,2016-11,Because they own our votes and we need to just hand them over already.,1,0.8846022486686707,TODO 3407460,0,"We have kickass light rail in Portland, traffic is still a nightmare",miah66,Seattle,2016-12,"I think self driving cars will alleviate things sooner than light rail tbh. 1. Seattle is rich, and full of early adopters. I see more Teslas here in a day than my buddy in NOLA sees in a month. 2. The light rail seems to be somewhat outgunned both in carriage size and number of stops. 3. Deploying smart vehicles that brake and merge correctly seems faster and sexier/more luxurious than a public transport solution. 4. Seattle is politically progressive, and would be more likely to legalize self driving vehicles sooner than other municipalities. I'd love to hear counter arguments however, as it would be sweet if the light rail is actually the savior we need.",0,0.961114227771759,TODO 34081510,0,I expect Carleton and Goslin to be in Europe by years 4 and 5.,bereanave,MLS,2016-12,"He said big contributor. I expect them to all get minutes, too, but I wouldn't say I expect any of them to be ""big"" contributors next season. I expect them to be big contributors in 1-3 years though, not 4 or 5.",0,0.5538743138313293,TODO 4409690,0,"My theory is that if it smells good it will be less noticeable, so it smelling bad means it's really obvious that it is leaking.",SocialistKerbal,airsoft,2016-11,Which brings up a general first-world problem: why can't they make it smell like something good? Why can't I have vanilla-smelling propane?,0,0.9182022213935852,TODO 2410162,0,"Science, bitch!",xVoltage360,AskReddit,2016-09,I still can't believe they shit cubes. Like how?,0,0.5242940783500671,TODO 2411249794,1,"Yes, by all means, tell her that all the bad things that may happen to her are her fault if she's unwilling to leave her mother's house at the age of 12.",chavelah,MensRights,2011-10,"Have a talk with your daughter and let her know you are open to the idea of taking her in and that it wouldn't be a cake walk, but if she is prepared to accept you as head of household and your rules, she'd be welcome in yours. If she decides to stay with her mother, her 'tales of woe,' like her mother's, are on her.",1,0.9859946966171264,TODO 24121033,0,Fascists gonna fascist.,rguin,politics,2016-11,What a stupid idea. Just enforce the laws on the books for that kind of behavior. They already exist.,0,0.8299877047538757,TODO 04131457,1,"They're just gonna have it start at 9:30am London time instead so it'll start at 4:30am ET, duh!",Chibears85,nfl,2016-11,Well its going to be interesting to see how that works out since they're allegedly scrapping the 9:30am start time for london games.,1,0.9772401452064514,TODO 44142052,1,-Rolls eyes- I own a bazooka for the same reason,TriWeeklyHero,AskReddit,2016-12,"You do realize that some people *do* own a gun that is only for self defense, right?",0,0.7888860702514648,TODO 3415251301,0,Oh I get it... shaved pussy!,bagpulistu,WTF,2010-06,"Orangina is a juice drink in france, which makes this commercial even more WTF",0,0.5078877210617065,TODO 04161050,0,Though he had hella more than that.,Alexrock88,hiphopheads,2016-11,I thought he went from 2 mill to 1.9 mill during the 99 posts,0,0.761869490146637,TODO 04171483,1,People not playing 4k/1440p in 2016/17 rip.,sojiki,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,JasonR Awp Ace Rank S,0,0.8194848299026489,TODO 3418249203,1,"See guys, the american education system totally sux0rs",veisc2,reddit.com,2011-09,I never saw it. Not a repost to me. Upvote!,1,0.9871834516525269,TODO 44191107,0,"He is going through the back, for sure",ey_meng_u_mad,trashy,2016-09,I think he is implying he is going back,0,0.7428147792816162,TODO 1420229,0,"Idk, I bought the last taylor swift album dlx edition during release week for 14$, I just assume all CDs are around that price",squeakyL,Music,2016-12,Are CDs back down to $10? Shit I haven't walked into a music store since 1999 when they were ridiculous like $18 . Maybe I can uninstall Napster now,0,0.8074132800102234,TODO 0421691,0,Miss Doctor can fix me anytime!,i_am_banana_man,marvelstudios,2016-10,Call her Doctor.,0,0.6965369582176208,TODO 0422251051,1,"But of course no profiling will occur in determining who sparks ""reasonable suspicion!""",apesalive,politics,2010-04,"Sure sounds like it to me... so when a cop suspects your illegal how do you think he's going to ""determine the immigration status of the person""? Papers please!. 20 B. FOR ANY LAWFUL CONTACT MADE BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OR AGENCY OF THIS STATE OR A COUNTY, CITY, TOWN OR OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THIS STATE WHERE REASONABLE SUSPICION EXISTS THAT THE PERSON IS AN ALIEN WHO IS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE UNITED STATES, A REASONABLE ATTEMPT SHALL BE MADE WHEN PRACTICABLE, TO DETERMINE THE IMMIGRATION STATUS OF THE PERSON. THE PERSON'S IMMIGRATION STATUS SHALL BE VERIFIED WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 26 PURSUANT TO 8 UNITED STATES CODE SECTION 1373(c).",1,0.9863036274909972,TODO 4423630,0,"Scrum: ""Anyway, here's your retro.""",eq2_lessing,AskReddit,2016-12,"What is your hobby/profession's ""Anyway, here's Wonderwall""?",0,0.599220871925354,TODO 0424249260,0,"Quoth Joe Flacco, nevermore.",arichi,sports,2011-01,Baltimore Ravens aren't actually ravens.,0,0.8293508291244507,TODO 0425249978,1,"The Democrats on Reddit were just about to see the wisdom of libertarianism, when you drove them away with your sarcastic comment.",stemgang,Libertarian,2010-07,Democrats push for new Internet sales taxes. But at least they stopped the wars and are taking care of the environment.,1,0.8617095351219177,TODO 3426249791,1,Looks like a good day's huntin'!,Efanito,pics,2011-08,First class seating.,0,0.7883122563362122,TODO 442742,0,Where does it say about the pulmonary embolism?,B-VOLLEYBALL-READY,KotakuInAction,2016-12,"Thanks to mom, the kid is getting an early start on his permanent victim status. I'm sure it will take him far in life.",0,0.967308521270752,TODO 04281134,1,You had me at ISS feed...,oswaldcopperpot,UFOs,2016-11,"Spotted from the ISS feed, thoughts? credit to MongooseCowboy for letting me re-upload",0,0.7898293733596802,TODO 0429256,0,George Bush = Hillary Clinton,stuballs_omnicorp,JoeRogan,2016-11,This Hunter S Thompson quote.,0,0.5813038945198059,TODO 04301718,1,Gundam Sentinel is going to be animated as an OVA and F91 is getting a full-series,imaginary_num6er,Gundam,2016-12,"What to expect in 2017? well.. 2016 is almost over and 2017 is upon us. i would like to know from you guys what do you expect will happen in the gundam genre for next year? new releases? new announcements? new gundam anime? new gunpla? AFAIK. IBO will still be there for 2017, and since next year signifies the 10th year anniversary of 00, what bandai or sunrise will do about it is up to them (i hope they do a new anime about it. not necessarily a sequel but the prequel of it) but most likely, i expect a remastered version of the anime and new 00 gunpla releases.",0,0.9325353503227234,TODO 14311105,1,we need more posts about them TBH... I LOVE IT,Saharajoe,MaddenUltimateTeam,2016-11,We get it Brown and Clowney are a grind Do we really need 5 posts a day that you grinded out Brown or Clowney?,0,0.7876543402671814,TODO 3432251143,1,"yeah, it's because he's jewish...that's why people hate him so much...",TuctDape,pics,2010-01,Complete with racist Jewish horns. Clever.,1,0.9868664741516112,TODO 3433335,0,"never had a bad uber experience, could not have a bad ola experience since I never actually got to book it - either the cabs weren't available or the drivers too clumsy/finicky",Leto_,india,2016-09,Some of these drivers are just lying fucks. They get better incentives with Uber as compared to Ola. That's all the reason they need. Most of these drivers deny duties after asking for drop point. I never cancel such rides. Why should I pay for your excuse asshole? Ola has been a delight to use. Their customer support is good and I prefer it over Uber anyday.,0,0.983245015144348,TODO 1434249428,0,These acts all have Orwellian style naming.,Bipolarruledout,politics,2011-06,"Your information is slightly out of date, as of the fair sentencing act of 2010 the ratio is only 18:1. Although with a name like the fair sentencing act it should have dropped it to 1:1.",0,0.6043933033943176,TODO 34351571,0,pm pls,TheSeminerd,Kanye,2016-09,"FIRST SONG OFF TURBO IS CALLED SNOW WHITE 21passive has it on twitter, I have a snippet how do i download a dm video",0,0.8444889187812805,TODO 04362409,1,Hell yeah freedom 2A woo.,luminaeus,GunsAreCool,2016-09,Sign at Texas school warns its teachers may be armed,1,0.8827860355377197,TODO 2437249706,1,What a coincidence that two college students visit Reddit.,whatwhat888,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-03,Its a small world,1,0.982042133808136,TODO 3438862,0,They misspelled Reagan.,GracchiBros,politics,2016-10,"Baby boomers have been a disaster for America, and Trump is their biggest mistake yet",1,0.6780471205711365,TODO 0439688,0,11-1!,undeadastronaut,AskReddit,2016-12,"Conservative. Don't care if people are gay or smoke weed, they should both be legalized",0,0.8786394596099854,TODO 0440198,0,Only if you stay in the safest of routes.,Czsixteen,starcitizen,2016-11,I could imagine hauling Cargo will be pretty chill,0,0.5904916524887085,TODO 3441250006,1,"VB, XXXX, Foster's!",xorgol,firstworldproblems,2011-11,Name some good ones.,0,0.8442914485931396,TODO 04422171,1,"*""I'm so different and mysterious""*",MyUsernameIs20Digits,Tinder,2016-09,"All green flags here, move along",1,0.9686923027038574,TODO 24432415,1,"Maybe you prefer Mocha Uson blog over institutionalized media, amirite?",halelangit,Philippines,2016-09,"**GET REKT M8** Haha, katol pa more. **BUT** I still don't like mainstream media.",1,0.8831755518913269,TODO 24441687,0,Jane and Finch gang,SpecialDonkey,teenagers,2016-09,Aye York region represent,0,0.8589768409729004,TODO 0445249970,1,Imagine how nice it looks over in Iraq/Afghanistan with all that money they're collecting.,tokenbearcub,pics,2010-09,Its a matter of Homeland Security,1,0.9708157181739808,TODO 3446271,0,You wouldn't want to come over all ~~Prince Charles~~ Mark Zuckerberg.,ContainsTracesOfLies,britishproblems,2016-12,"I can never have Mark Zuckerberg's home automation device, Jarvis, because I'll just think of the character from the Mary Whitehouse experience whenever I use it. Well, hello.",0,0.8263357877731323,TODO 04472476,1,"Yes, because Planted feet is the only thing that makes Invention worthwhile",BerserkerLrd,runescape,2016-09,I don't understand why they are nerfing planted feet are they trying to make invention as useless as firemaking?,1,0.9865484833717346,TODO 14482139,1,"Yeah, Donald wanting to build a wall is worse than some racist black people destroying their community and hunting down whites.",ThurnisH,politics,2016-09,You really think that's prevalent enough to have the same impact on society as a presidential candidate?,1,0.9848173260688782,TODO 0449250375,0,Offer not valid in Tennessee.,Taughtology,reddit.com,2009-12,"Disclaimer: bacon narwhal internets can only be exchanged for material goods in the secret cookie shop of reddit, who's URL can only be found by those who aren't looking for it and changes by the minute.",0,0.8877911567687988,TODO 0450249390,1,NO your so wrong nobody on the internet is allowed to have a different opinion to me if they do they clearly fail at life otherwise they would agree with me.,Froogels,leagueoflegends,2011-09,"Someone has different priorities than me on the internet? They must be high school drop-outs. infallible logic. He's allowed to point out that a company has failed to follow through on any of their promises, and are about to pull the same shit again, without being bitched out by some idiot. Yes, that's right. you're actually the one bitching. because someone has a different opinion than you on the internet. Calm down.",1,0.9874150156974792,TODO 3451165,0,Are very real* Incomplete grammar proves you're Chinese.,VincentKenway,Overwatch,2016-11,"The hate between china, koreas and japan is very real.",1,0.7502167224884033,TODO 3452249326,1,"Well, they weren't speaking English.",empire11,trees,2011-03,It's unclear why you've assumed they were doing something nefarious.,1,0.9035542011260986,TODO 04531482,1,Yes but are you comfortable taking that risk when SHTF and insurgents are shooting at you in 125 degree weather you non-operator plebian fool,flcv,ar15,2016-12,"Got a great deal, and I as far as I recall, wasn't the main issue with holding zero at extreme temperature changes?",1,0.9015306830406188,TODO 24541656,0,Fabio,akafamilyfunny,aww,2016-10,Nemo,1,0.6503555774688721,TODO 04551160,1,"""That's for wearing a tie sellout"".",pigwalk5150,WTF,2016-11,John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) hit in the head with glass bottle while on stage in Chile.,1,0.9590548276901244,TODO 045676,0,"So did I, but I was awarded the freeman dollars anyway.",Wibbington,TomorrowChildrenPS4,2016-11,Oh. Thought that was just for people who actually played during the time of connection issues.,0,0.8760485053062439,TODO 0457250566,0,"Good read, God bless your's.",bdpf,reddit.com,2010-04,A grandmother's culinary legacy,0,0.9788723587989808,TODO 14581187,1,I hope the judge apologized to him for the inconvenience.,danbuter,uncensorednews,2016-11,"A man accused of sexually assaulting one 15-year-old girl, and sexually interfering with another, walked out of a Timmins courtroom a free man on Thursday after he was given an exceptionally lenient plea bargain meant to preserve his chances of becoming a Canadian citizen.",1,0.5085452795028687,TODO 0459705,0,In Jeopardy you answer needs to be in the form of a question mate.,BrotherYoungBuck,soccer,2016-09,Pogba plays for man utd,0,0.9014965891838074,TODO 34601177,0,Huh makes sense,TheFagOverThere,GlobalOffensive,2016-10,"Because you just started mass murdering your own soccer team, all eleven of you are part of it. The goalie shat his pants and ran the fuck away into the horizon. And 4 of your *teammates* are shaking with fear. 11 players which of one is you. And goalie got the fuck away from that shit. So 9. Which consists of the enemy team and your teammates. Logic.",0,0.6784241199493408,TODO 0461250443,1,"Yeah.... but... but... kids should exercise ""personal responsibility"".",Bipolarruledout,reddit.com,2011-06,That's why you don't let kids chose what they eat.,1,0.9854252934455872,TODO 14622450,1,"Cut her a break, she bumped her head and forgot where she was or what she was supposed to be doing.",growonlittlejobbies,HillaryForPrison,2016-09,Clinton Left Classified Data in Russian Hotel during State Secretary Trip,1,0.6867927312850952,TODO 0463251011,1,Let me tell you the muslim extremists are way fucking out of hand here in Oklahoma.,cotton_mouth,politics,2010-06,"Last straw! Oklahoma tired of living under Sharia Law, bans it outright",1,0.8740801215171814,TODO 34641554,0,"Well, I'm an idiot then :(",andreicosta,GlobalOffensive,2016-12,"I know, we don't need visa to go to EU but the tournament is in USA.",0,0.8323025703430176,TODO 2465250157,0,"Ahhh, the sound of rationality is sweet.",tdreyer1,pics,2010-05,Since we're somehow on the subject of asshole drivers and zippers...,1,0.8379703760147095,TODO 0466249839,0,"It doesn't, but bacteria feed on the sugar, and breed, and it's the bacteria that decays teeth.",brock_lee,AskReddit,2010-12,Why does sugar decay teeth?,0,0.8549873232841492,TODO 2467250367,1,"It's not your fault, you're Irish...",bronyraurstomp,AskReddit,2010-09,I'm Irish and I love to drink. I guess it's my fault.,1,0.9610111713409424,TODO 04681023,1,They'll sooner die than accept help from carpetbaggers,rdee3,politics,2016-11,"Great, so the blue states will obviously have abortion laws and proper birth control measures, while the other states don't. Red states yet again will need to be subsidized and supported since they'll have unmitigated population growth dragging things down.",0,0.8482856154441833,TODO 4469250952,1,that's not funny...,david-me,AskReddit,2010-08,A man walks into a bar. He has an alcoholic problem and abuses his wife.,0,0.925972580909729,TODO 2470250882,0,The troll face also doubles for everyone outside the US who has no idea what is happening here.,A-punk,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-01,8-9,0,0.9602994918823242,TODO 0471250189,1,In some cultures explosive shits is considered a sign of virility and youth... **The More You Know...**,potatosack,self,2011-09,Also it gives me explosive shits. Thats my concern.,0,0.9501979947090148,TODO 2472250245,1,"definitely needs more flames, stripes and sparkles",te_anau,motorcycles,2011-05,"I talked the seller down to $3600. It's a 2003 Suzuki GSXR600 in amazing condition with a little custom work, lowered body, mirrored windscreen, and a few other extras.",1,0.9729147553443908,TODO 3473818,0,You would think dems could get behind this now that republicans control everything.,DeepThought007,Conservative,2016-12,Texas leaders call for convention to challenge federal power,1,0.6871314644813538,TODO 14742490,1,Why is his banana clip crooked?,rossiFan,MilitaryPorn,2016-09,Norwegian Army soldier with FN Minimi and M72,0,0.7429258823394775,TODO 0475251538,1,"Colored people have to have hyphenated labels like Mexican-American, African-American, and Indian-American, it helps them fit in.",InCahoots,reddit.com,2010-03,"Why does the headline not say ""Joe Wong being hilarious on C-Span""? Categorizing the guy as his ethnicity instead of using his name is pretty weak.",1,0.9553177356719972,TODO 4476249856,1,Take all my up-votes!,HedonisticRush,pics,2011-05,Kitten with a bow tie,0,0.6687251329421997,TODO 34771370,1,Are you sure she's not Mexican?,endlessace,JusticePorn,2016-11,2 drunks harassing Chinese waitresss get dealt with by customer! Netherlands 2016,1,0.8249861598014832,TODO 1478442,0,Trade verified!,silverlitecoin,Pmsforsale,2016-11,I'd like the Iguanas please,0,0.9748085737228394,TODO 0479249663,0,"Well you include CSI: Miami, too?",bdpf,reddit.com,2011-03,I hate the Miami Heat even more now,1,0.5517860054969788,TODO 0480136,1,"Pfft, toll roads are for the side of town where people don't have the money/clout to fight against them.",cs76,Austin,2016-11,"What?? No pushing toll roads?? We better buy a lotto ticket, it's our lucky day!",1,0.9744030833244324,TODO 0481249767,1,"Sure, bring back Bruno Brookes and Milli Vanilli, all is forgiven.",JRugman,unitedkingdom,2010-07,"I've had stuff played on John Peel too, I must admit it was a great feeling to be recognised by a legend. Radio one used to be great, it's just gone down hill since the early 90's and pop music has never been as homogenised as it is today. You could blame computers with the ability to auto-correct everything, but there is some great music out there being done on computers that doesn't sound this way. My run in with that radio plugger just put the whole thing in perspective to be honest, it's become about money, not music.",1,0.9813430905342102,TODO 1482251136,1,The water was being used to build rockets.,mst3kcrow,worldnews,2010-03,I bet anyone $5 Israel will find a way to place blame on the Palestinians.,1,0.6960898041725159,TODO 4483251493,0,Yet Another Clueless Rich Guy Blogging About Something He Knows Nothing About.,jo42,programming,2009-08,Mark Cuban: The Internet is about to change. Take this opportunity to learn about Web Hooks and PubSubHubBub.,0,0.5057598948478699,TODO 4484250265,1,"He's burning in hell for his hateful doubts, just like Richard Feynman!",Mordred19,atheism,2011-05,Carl Sagan on wishful thinking,1,0.9048743844032288,TODO 04852447,0,Solipsism is weird like that.,TheWarriorDude,bestof,2016-10,"What if you're all robots, and everyone older than me is just making shit up as they go along??",0,0.9301345348358154,TODO 2486250623,1,"Well Obama did screw him, he didn't agree to all of the conservative demands.",kmeisthax,politics,2011-05,after which I had to see facebook posts from several military family members about how Obama was trying to screw them.,1,0.9440962076187134,TODO 1487975,0,Closed captioning didn't help.,Fat_Brando,videos,2016-12,Kid's got personality and well edited. Didn't understand any of the local youth colloquialisms but that just made it all the more intriguing.,0,0.8218976259231567,TODO 1488250449,0,I N C E P T I O N,Arbel,WTF,2011-06,"So is the WBC possibly trying to help gay people, just in an extremely roundabout way?",0,0.9483084082603456,TODO 0489364,0,Do you dip into a matching liquor?,Pacattack57,anime_irl,2016-10,I like a nice cigar once and a while senpai. Real nice to have with some friends,0,0.9284980893135072,TODO 0490250268,0,He's waiting for Ghost Dog.,artman,pics,2011-02,That dog is not interested in selling you ice cream.,1,0.5547986626625061,TODO 2491249467,0,Freud would have loved this.,scottklarr,videos,2010-08,I'm pretty sure this prank would mess me up for life,1,0.631452202796936,TODO 3492249414,1,by being on their 'hit-list'.........,levelate,MensRights,2011-07,In what way are we intimidating you?,1,0.5316251516342163,TODO 1493251509,1,"Yeah, I am sure that was an accident.",skydivingdutch,WTF,2009-11,Man accidently ejects himself from plane.,1,0.9870476722717284,TODO 1494790,0,BOYCOTT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA,Penguinsoccer,The_Donald,2016-11,YFW you realize America has been saved,1,0.631136953830719,TODO 2495251430,1,"Sweet opinion ... Oh and thanks for helping your arguments by adding another tired old meme by saying it's ""shopped""",Greedfeed,conspiracy,2009-06,"So I just watched ""The Hangover"" and I have one thing to say: Fuck hollywood and its fascist tazer humor. Oh, and fuck the whole concept of Las Vegas. It's old meme, and it's totally shopped.",1,0.8347472548484802,TODO 24962487,1,"Agreed, it's unfair to the ""moderate rebels"" being paid by the US, like the ones that beheaded that 10 year old on video, to lump them in with ISIS.",kaerfasiyrallih,conspiracy,2016-09,Syria think that all rebels are ISIS.,1,0.947624146938324,TODO 14971416,0,"Cool story, bro",habituallysuspect,hockey,2016-11,He faced over one hundred shots in a game.,0,0.698582649230957,TODO 3498249211,1,"In their defense, there's no way they could've known that being completely reckless and crashing the economy would result in lower tax revenue.",HotRodLincoln,pics,2011-09,Damn Wall Street!,1,0.9857895970344543,TODO 2499991,1,"Ignore it, everything is fine",thestickystickman,worldnews,2016-11,Alright. what's your solution?,1,0.7529676556587219,TODO 2500249975,1,So did NZ exist before LOTR?,Digg4Died,funny,2010-10,That's actually how everyone views New Zealand.,1,0.5405202507972717,TODO 05011866,1,If they actually do a NZ exclusive they might as well do a moon exclusive when they are at it like lunatone,ALeX850,TheSilphRoad,2016-12,"Can anyone think of a Pokemon that could be exclusive to NZ? I looked at them and nothing seems to fit. At the moment, the only thing exclusive we have is exclusion, which is a shame, since it always feels like it costs more to travel places from here, than from anywhere else in the world.",1,0.6916906237602234,TODO 0502478,0,Gz on arang!,futoohell,summonerswar,2016-11,I can't believe this happened...literally,0,0.950508713722229,TODO 0503249553,0,It has since learned (and learned well) -- I just tried rhythm and as soon as it got the R it figured out the rest of the letters one by one.,skazzleprop,technology,2009-01,I knew it would pick all vowels first. So I went with Rhythm and it got only one letter before losing.,0,0.8793613910675049,TODO 1504250787,1,Like vaccines?,General_Mayhem,science,2011-07,Stanford twin study suggests non-genetic factors play surprisingly large role in determining autism,1,0.9653745889663696,TODO 0505249813,1,"Yes they are, just like the US is the fault of every problem in the world these days.",Solkre,politics,2011-07,"Apparently, terrorism is only terrorism if committed by a Muslim. Otherwise, it's extremism.",1,0.986987829208374,TODO 0506924,0,Have you tried sticking something in it?,CharChar12,AdviceAnimals,2016-09,"I'm browsing on an iPhone 6s Plus, which holds great charge and does everything I need to. It does have this weird hole at the bottom though, think it's for headphones, not sure, I've never used it.",1,0.7462786436080933,TODO 0507249762,0,"[](/ok ""Big vagina."")",jkh77,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2010-10,"i was with a girl who was guilty of the same. she always wanted to talk about my fucking childhood or some shit, or try and explain to me why she was so fucked in the head. fuckin great sex though. she was into yoga and had a gap bigger than the mall of america.",0,0.6457390189170837,TODO 0508249403,1,"....that's the machine that makes those 3D pictures, right?",JonAudette,AskReddit,2011-10,"And I've met a guy who had to ask exactly ""what"" the Holocaust was. The depths of ignorance you can find is amazing sometimes...",1,0.9099536538124084,TODO 0509946,1,your looking pretty strong though,TheWakaWakaMan,rugbyunion,2016-11,It's because the boks are Shit right now.,0,0.6161177158355713,TODO 1510250612,0,The launch was delayed until tomorrow after problems with a battery.,HyperSpaz,space,2010-09,It's over. Any youtube links?,1,0.5483822822570801,TODO 05111928,1,"If only Brees had played big blue instead of Montana, the niners would have another ring.",CrannisBerrytheon,nfl,2016-12,Wow. Downvoted for saying that two defenses that won super bowls are not easy to shred. WHAT A CONTROVERSIAL OPINION. Sometimes the level of circlejerking going on in this subreddit makes it hard to keep coming back.,1,0.8717173933982849,TODO 3512622,0,You guys wonder why chivalry's community is dead.,robbielarte,ChivalryGame,2016-11,"go to ur customization.ini file and delete it along with deleteing the local content of the game on steam. this will trick ur game into thinking uve hacked it and give u the option to customize cross team. however, theres one catch: stay small u fucken retard loser ahahahah",1,0.901327669620514,TODO 0513250055,1,"Nah, *dubstep* is where it's at.",rockerode,Music,2011-08,"Hey guys, anyone else like Sublime?",1,0.9378607273101808,TODO 0514249755,1,"My appy polly loggies for not following up my ""0 time pad"" with a",HotelCoralEssex,netsec,2010-12,"Encryption isn't really valuable if you can't retrieve the data back... I'm not sure wiping a drive and shooting it is ""encrypting"".",1,0.990452527999878,TODO 4515251552,1,"Seriously, all that gyrating tits and ass... just made me cringe.",Tronus,entertainment,2009-12,"Yeah, the Fly girls were the worse part of the show.",1,0.6711684465408325,TODO 05162016,0,"Bullshit Passage Huntsman's Red Phantom JACKASS ^^seriously ^^^fuck ^^^^this ^^^^^guy ^^^^^^motherfucker Shh, Just Listen to the Calming Music Frozen Meiskirts",xRizux,DarkSouls2,2016-09,Area nicknames? What are your nicknames for areas? Nippon Keep Huntsman's Corpse Free Titanite Chunks Shrine of Bullshit Old Iron Weeb Memory,0,0.5372527837753296,TODO 2517250678,1,BUT THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH WANTS TO PICKET A FURNERAL IN *MY* HOME TOWN SO I WANT AN EXCEPTION TO BE MADE BECAUSE THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL,noreallyimthepope,Libertarian,2011-02,"""Freedom of speech is not meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you agree with. It's not even meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you disagree with. It's meant to protect the rights of people whose opinions you despise.""",1,0.9817118644714355,TODO 3518241,0,7-11 is shit compared to wawa or QuikTrip,OscarPistachios,AskReddit,2016-09,bro. you havent lived until you enter the wonderland that is 7-11 when youre high as fuck. lmao,0,0.9381510615348816,TODO 2519687,0,Haha sorry that sounded brutally harsh... hope you guys can figure it out soon!,you-asshat,hockey,2016-10,"Oh, i agree completely",0,0.9812808632850648,TODO 45201268,1,Freddy Fazbear?,RandomRedditor44,todayilearned,2016-12,"TIL Peter Jackson wrote a script for Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. In his version, Freddy had become so weak in the dream world that teenagers would take sleeping pills to go into the Dream World and mess with him.",0,0.6247116327285767,TODO 05211205,0,"Good pulls, that's a funny joke I got a Kante in them though so I guess I can't complain :P",JaysFan26,FIFA,2016-10,"Packs yielded, must have got some good drops",0,0.9702150225639344,TODO 0522249720,1,"They will get all ""boot Strappy.""",BadInPublic,uspolitics,2011-05,Self: Wondering what the people that were affected by the horrible Tornadoes are going to do with government having limiting funds?,1,0.7132086753845215,TODO 0523250739,0,there you go,howardRoark36,Anarcho_Capitalism,2011-09,"Now I can attend Freedom meetups and participate more in local agorism. So I feel better about that. I think I am going to start volunteering over at the Fernbank science center too. Perhaps fill my trunk with sandwiches and instant hot coffee drinks and help those homeless poor souls when winter hits. But still, I feel like I lost.",0,0.895723283290863,TODO 05241885,1,pretty sure he forgot his,thetexan92,worldnews,2016-12,dude wtf?,1,0.9896180033683776,TODO 1525249156,1,DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY PRECIOUS DOGCHILD SPARKLES HAS ATTACHMENT ISSUES AND HER THERAPIST SAYS IT IS NORMAL FOR HER TO EXPRESS HERSELF THAT WAY THIS IS AMERICA DON'T LIKE MY FREEDOM TO RAISE MY COMPANION ANIMALS LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEN YOU CAN GO LIVE SOMEWHER ELSE XXX~~~XXX~~~EVERY DAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD~~~XXX~~~XXX OOO~~~OOO~~~THAT'S WHY TODAY IS THE PRESENT~~~OOO~~~OOO,THE_PROMISE,reddit.com,2010-07,Stop Dog Biting,1,0.9777122735977172,TODO 25261562,1,nsfw this,godzilla813105,fivenightsatfreddys,2016-12,rip fuxy,1,0.7212939858436584,TODO 0527250587,0,Even better is when they tell you it's your responsibility to provide your own writing implements.,Colecoman1982,pics,2011-06,"Yes. That, and when they tell you they have only blue pens, not black pens, and maybe next month.",0,0.8232733607292175,TODO 0528455,0,"Immune has such a small health amount, it will done in a shot or 2",MrReey,thedivision,2016-10,"Walk out of the checkpoint, throw down an immunizer support station and kill the firecrest person because that build is garbage if they can't light you on fire.",1,0.6088538765907288,TODO 0529250803,0,you might be right- damn,_Woodrow_,lost,2010-05,"I thought that when he was wiping his knife, but I just re-watched the whole episode, and I am thinking that he wiped his knife from Zoe's throat blood only.",0,0.9267079830169678,TODO 2530249844,0,"Well, he was our ally, just like Saddam...",NeoTheta,reddit.com,2011-02,"The plot thickens: Libya's ruling family tried to coerce billions of dollars from Libyan and foreign oil companies, and its leader Muammar Gaddafi exhorted the United States to sow division in Saudi Arabia, leaked American diplomatic cables reveal.",1,0.9404005408287048,TODO 05311864,0,Wayrest Castle.,Wraith95,elderscrollsonline,2016-12,"Where is High King Emeric?? - New Life Festival So for the quest Mud Ball Merriment, there is an achievement titled Mud Ball Miscreant and it requires that you pelt each alliance leader with mud balls. I have found the other two but I haven't done any of the Daggerfall quest line and can't figure out where to find Emeric. I know I had to have seen him at one point. Can someone tell me where he is if you haven't interacted previously? I would like to be able to snag all of the achievements for the Festival.",0,0.8098822236061096,TODO 05321153,1,"My mistake, I forgot voter purges are only a bad thing when it only gets your candidate of choice.",givesomefucks,politics,2016-11,"No, but nice try",1,0.9866785407066344,TODO 1533251409,1,Well that makes me want to vote for them.,borez,ukpolitics,2010-04,"UKIP poster launch: ""Sod The Lot"" is a step up from ""Get Lost We're Full""",1,0.9623011350631714,TODO 35342048,0,Look... Look with your special eyes,thedupuisner,PublicFreakout,2016-12,"It's a park. Just because you skate there doesn't make it a skate park. Those were planters and concrete benches. Ever seen a skate park with trees in it? No. Because it's not a skate park. Also, no ramps or rails. There was a handrail in the background, and it was probably a legit handrail for people to grab when they're climbing stairs. Definitely no ramps though so I'm not sure what you're talking about with that point.",1,0.5852246880531311,TODO 45351825,0,The ring came off my pudding can,C_Robicus,AbandonedPorn,2016-12,Not on your life my Hindu friend!,0,0.9178678393363952,TODO 0536145,0,Doa called it after their first game in LCK,FuryII,leagueoflegends,2016-10,The True Prophet: Prediction made after week 1 of LCK Spring,0,0.666771411895752,TODO 0537305,0,I would buy something like this.,hsizeoj,pics,2016-11,"Reddit, I Learned the Bob Ross Way From TV And Have Developed My Own Style, Do I Have A Chance?",0,0.975162148475647,TODO 05381484,0,wtf,oskarstenlund,mechanicalpencils,2016-12,"I bought rOtring 600 pencil and I pushed a bit too far, how do I pull the lead back into the pencil? I'm not very smart and familiar with mechanical pencils... I couldn't find a way. Is that impossible? Do people use a scissor to snip off to make lead length ideal?",0,0.9742815494537354,TODO 05391141,0,Random white walker confirmed,XTCGeneration,MMA,2016-12,Hopefully not a speaking role,1,0.8665138483047485,TODO 1540250397,0,Damnit Marge.,blaid,AskReddit,2011-08,"""'Copyright 1969'. Hmm, determined or not, that cat is long dead. That's kind of a downer.""",0,0.8986244201660156,TODO 05411935,1,Username checks out,idiomaddict,AskReddit,2016-12,"I did personally get rid of one girl though and it's so therapeutic. She'd constantly come into work hungover, take time off to go out every weekend or bully the younger staff into working her late shifts so she could do their early shifts and go out to drink. She was also fucking one of our driving staff while she had a boyfriend (in between fucking 4 different lads whenever she'd go out). One day she asked me to cover for her because she had a problem with her tooth, I did, then three hours later she posted a picture of herself in a bowling alley with a cocktail. Fired the next day. Worth the 10 hour shift I had to work that night.",0,0.7828393578529358,TODO 0542249465,0,AM I the only one thinks the ICP stuff is stupid?,snotrokit,pics,2011-05,Saw some Juggalos last night. One in particular looked rather sad.,0,0.9095902442932128,TODO 2543556,0,Munchkins!,Miora,AskReddit,2016-09,"What is the best household game, (that doesn't involve/very mininal screens) that teenagers can play?",0,0.9455726146697998,TODO 05441113,0,Do you have something else to recommend that contains similar content?,Vichnaiev,unrealengine,2016-12,"As wonderfully written as this book is I do not recommend using it to learn coding for unreal engine. It uses 4.5.1 and if you use a version of unreal that is newer you will have spend time researching why your code isn't compiling. I'm using it for an unreal class right now and the changes in the unreal code has caused me to lose a lot of time researching and finding updates. If you do decide to read this book, the plus side is chapters 1 through 7 will be useful and is very easy to read and not too wordy like many programming books. These chapters are to teach you the basics of c++. Chapters 8 through 12 begin introducing you to unreal engine. They use version 4.5.1 which will require visual studio 2013 to run (should you choose to do 4.5.1). I believe from 4.6.x and onward uses visual studio 2015. Oh and if you use a newer version of unreal from 4.5.1 your asset names will be different. For example, your character mesh skin will not have the same names. I would highly recommend that you follow closely to the source code that this book gives. They tend to leave out little details like your #include headers and it will give you errors. Small things such as this is easy to overlook when they spoon feed you the code to write. One last thing, in chapter 8 you will be putting some UPROPERTY's in your code. If they contain a property that is BlueprintReadWrite and any other BlueprintX property you have to put them under public declaration. By default they are private and will cause compilation errors if you put them under the GENERATED_BODY() like the book shows.",0,0.981554388999939,TODO 254598,0,"I get that Keuchly is an amazingly talented player, and he got hurt tonight, but if you think anyone in our division has earned more respect than Drew Brees, you're tripping fucking balls right now.",dean815,nfl,2016-11,Who would you say is the most respectable player in your division?,0,0.9826992750167848,TODO 4546251505,1,"Good, now only the strong shall survive!",curiousdude,Health,2010-04,"Tennessee removes 100,000 mostly elderly or disabled people from Medicaid",1,0.6928073167800903,TODO 15471260,0,"Ik niet, maar mijn vriendin wel.",WilrikDeBaas,thenetherlands,2016-12,"NL-Alert, wie heeft het controlebericht ontvangen?",1,0.5402013659477234,TODO 0548786,1,lol It's a great thing Bush was held accountable... Now look how much he's suffering the consequences of his actions,TiDDeR-,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"This is why Trump will make a good President, as all others would not apply",1,0.8241235613822937,TODO 3549249984,1,But generalising all rapists as men is one of the core tenets of one of the many arms of your non-monolithic movement,OThomson,Feminism,2012-01,"As someone who is involved in men's rights, when I see ""bitches be crazy shit"" like this, I just think ""dudes be crazy too."" I think generalizations need to stop. They're dumb.",1,0.7133874893188477,TODO 2550251271,1,"sure, why blame the established parties who have cultured hate against certain groups or schools of thought, they have nothing to do with encouraging violent bahavior.",aliciamae,politics,2009-06,Pointing angry fingers at large organizations or groups or religions for yesterday's tragedy does not help the situation. Reddit needs to be smarter than to make the types of blanket remarks that are beginning to accuse people who have nothing to do with it.,1,0.9860213398933412,TODO 2551250266,0,In his case **Enough is too much**,NoNoLibertarians,reddit.com,2011-06,"It's funny..., I say the same thing about Ron Paul: **""Enough is Enough!!!**",0,0.7895410060882568,TODO 2552251401,1,Add me!,whowhatwherenow,news,2010-08,Facebook Game 'Mafia Wars' Being Sued By EA Founder,0,0.9557049870491028,TODO 0553968,0,dicks out?,ocho-muerte,CFB,2016-09,Iowa died for this,0,0.897047221660614,TODO 0554251174,0,"Well, if she so chooses to live her life - by all means - she's an adult.",Cassio,MensRights,2010-08,"If a woman becomes less obedient as the relationship builds, of course I would not stay with her. Why would I be less interested in her as she becomes more sexually interested? Has a backbone? What does that mean to you? My girlfriend has a backbone. My girlfriend meets all my requirements. She's in her early 20s. Of course she knows what she's getting into - a solid, lasting relationship with a high quality male. One who sees the reality of the world and isn't afraid to talk about it.",1,0.9209179282188416,TODO 15551431,0,I'm terribly sorry that you took my comment as a slight against your favorite game instead of as a joke primarily making fun of BMW drivers than plays off of monetization practices common in the video game industry.,maveric101,tifu,2016-10,Too bad all the DLC content for GTA V has been free.,1,0.8108969330787659,TODO 0556247,0,#bluecrestsmatter,De_Niza,DestinyTheGame,2016-11,"5 ways to improve your gameplay in Supremacy Hey guys, as the title says I've got 5 tips on how to improve your winrate in the Supremacy game mode. Here they are: 1. Collect the crests 2. Collect the crests 3. Collect the crests 4. Bring a shotgun 5. Collect the motherfucking crests Hope you guys found this helpful, feel free to leave some feedback and any other tips in the comments below :)",1,0.6411451101303101,TODO 0557250906,1,"Makes perfect sense, like how you wouldn't let a woman judge a case on abortion",ThereWillBeSwearing,politics,2011-04,So Judge Walker finally admitted he's gay. Guess what happens next?,1,0.960565149784088,TODO 0558249395,1,"Yea, can you make one with girls so I can masturbate without feeling guilty.",popctrl,leagueoflegends,2011-10,"this is awesome, can you make one with most of the girl characters??",1,0.847920835018158,TODO 4559249587,1,He's obviously a traitor.,obviousoctopus,worldnews,2011-07,"Colombian army colonel admits his unit murdered 57 civilians, then dressed them in uniforms and claimed they were rebels killed in combat.",1,0.9875921607017516,TODO 05601070,0,Zul je zien dat al die foutschrijvers het daarna weer zonder de 't' gaan schrijven.,Nemephis,thenetherlands,2016-09,Het wordt zo vaak fout geschreven dat je je af kan vragen of het niet gewoon *hij wilt* moet worden.,1,0.6814788579940796,TODO 0561250632,1,You aren't asking enough of the girl to merit receiving our votes.,df1,offbeat,2011-04,"Reddit, if i get this girl 30 more votes on a facebook hair competition she will go on a date with me, PLEASE VOTE im 26years old & never had a girlfriend in my life",1,0.9364246129989624,TODO 45622386,0,If I had to guess based on past releases I would say some time around the end of the month.,Maughlin,Guildwars2,2016-10,but when does next skins comes out?,0,0.8997253179550171,TODO 05632309,1,You misplaced the,MayorMcCheese59,AskReddit,2016-09,Become the richest and most powerful country on the planet.,1,0.9894785284996032,TODO 05641315,1,"Oh OK, well that clears that up then!",gary_f,politics,2016-11,Illegal immigrants aren't voting in any significant numbers.,1,0.6812034249305725,TODO 45651948,0,"Joakim is just ""...the fuck?""",snakeincup,nba,2016-12,KP and KOQ have an interesting handshake.,0,0.9110118746757508,TODO 0566249198,1,KENDRICK LAMAR ... ... ... ... ... ...,Vancityy,hiphopheads,2011-12,Who you know go harder than Jeezy?,1,0.6322730183601379,TODO 0567250596,0,Now do the Hangover!,hadees,funny,2011-06,"Dodgeball... Throughout the whole movie, the blonde is the love interest for Vince Vaughn and everyone keeps telling him she's a lesbian. He makes a couple side comments about how a bisexual woman is what they call ""a jackpot"" (that and/or a threeway). Anyway, at the end, her college buddy (old friend) comes up and they make out (also, the gif was edited from the original to make it look like CN was thumbupping their kiss) and everyone's like ""WE TOLD YOU SHE WAS A LESBIAN!"" And, she's like, ""I'm not a lesbian. I'm bi!"" Then Vince gets a shit-eating grin on his face.",0,0.829616904258728,TODO 0568249952,1,"Yes, I'm sure she was put in the first two for her acting skills",dghughes,pics,2010-07,"megan fox got scraped, shes not in it, shes a terrible actor anyway",1,0.986957550048828,TODO 1569250014,1,"if Walmart did it, it would magically become ok because it is endorsed by a large company that we can all trust",bugler30,IAmA,2011-12,And risk losing their base?,1,0.9589087963104248,TODO 4570250948,1,Imagine if the whole system was as bloated and overpaid as this.,KinfeMe,news,2010-07,"Community groups in Bell, Calif furious demanding the resignation of city council members, most of whom make $100,000 a year; police chief, who makes $457,000; and city manager, who makes $787,637.",0,0.7743530869483948,TODO 0571251437,1,Who would have thought.,Antares42,atheism,2010-08,"Washington Times op-ed calls atheists ""Shallow, smug, arrogant"" - pot, kettle, black",1,0.9739457964897156,TODO 0572250149,1,"If we never talked about them, they wouldn't know!",rampion,todayilearned,2011-01,HEY TERRORISTS! CHECK OUT OUR WEAKNESSES,0,0.505186140537262,TODO 35731127,1,"The Constitution is a racist, sexist document that was made by patriarchal white slave owners and has no place in [current year]!",AccountAttempt2,The_Donald,2016-10,"Liberals distort the 2nd amendment and, if she has the SCOTUS. What constitution are you talking about. It died the day she took office.",1,0.9867432117462158,TODO 45741668,1,"I hate to say this, but, is it wrong to say that the terrorist missed one?",ThatGuyWhoTypes,The_Donald,2016-12,"Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: ""One of the victims of the Ohio State terrorist attack has refused an offer to meet with Trump. More offended about Trump than the terrorist.""",0,0.876835286617279,TODO 2575250471,1,yeah yeah but yall have to wait in lines... which is much much much worse than not having health care at all.,powercow,worldnews,2011-03,"People living in England enjoy better health than Americans, despite less investment in healthcare, research published in the US has revealed",1,0.966211199760437,TODO 1576409,0,Pretty Little Liah.,johnmalcovich91,BigBrother,2016-10,"Shelby is a pretty good liar, I just wish she would use that trait to convince Cornbread and Danielle that she likes them.",0,0.8520788550376892,TODO 15772163,1,"that's hard, it's better to just kill the poors and addicted scum of the country.",HighOnPotenuse-,worldnews,2016-09,So invest in free birth control instead.,1,0.9878738522529602,TODO 05782056,1,My bad.,namer98,DebateReligion,2016-12,niqudot are for kids.,0,0.873248815536499,TODO 1579251496,1,"9, but apparently there will be 9 new ones!",DHDXero,tf2,2010-05,How many classes are there in TF2?,1,0.6892401576042175,TODO 4580250102,0,Can do.,TBcasualty,AskReddit,2011-06,give your gf a high five on the butt from me,0,0.9095935225486756,TODO 05812179,1,I didn't see anything wrong with his comment I just downvoted because I'm a cutfag,boobie2424,NSFW_GIF,2016-09,From now on can you read all your comments out loud before posting them?,1,0.9006723165512085,TODO 2582249872,1,"Teenage pregnancy is on the ""cool"" list I hear.",Shadow703793,reddit.com,2011-05,Isn't she like 13?,1,0.9114302396774292,TODO 0583249490,1,The photographer is obviously a hippy with major hippy ideas.,SoSpecial,pics,2011-06,War.,1,0.969197392463684,TODO 2584338,0,which one do you find yourself spinning the most?,cubs1917,hiphopvinyl,2016-12,Just found this sub. Heres were im at so far.,0,0.929040253162384,TODO 0585249470,0,"you forgot to say ""C-c-combo breaker!""",Tyrus,funny,2010-08,"Lemme guess, this will go on for several years with no mutation whatsoever, much like the ""his name is Robert Paulson"" thread.",1,0.8134291172027588,TODO 05861139,0,I've just been in this place before!,StikElLoco,pcmasterrace,2016-11,deja vu,0,0.9151955246925354,TODO 45872376,1,GLHF on your date :),Hensyv21,DestinyTheGame,2016-09,ROI is pre loaded. Little up date tonight and we're all good to go,0,0.8930292725563049,TODO 25881339,0,"It's some weird messaging from Origin, I hope the update pass clears some of this up.",bamer78,starcitizen,2016-11,"You're right, it's a GT car.",0,0.9549439549446106,TODO 05891328,0,Pittsburgh - this year.,dutchbone,funny,2016-11,I bet you can't guess the decade...,0,0.798024594783783,TODO 45902203,0,Hilary's entire life has been about helping others so stfu a*swipe,SgtPeppersDrPepper,politics,2016-09,Hillary loves charity so much she travels around the country collecting huge amounts of money from big businesses and gives it to herself.,0,0.5233615040779114,TODO 4591250633,0,"I've also seen many more women steal needless things from grocery stores, whereas many men will come back in if they find they've not paid for something.",phukka,MensRights,2011-06,Women are more selfish than men and more likely to bad-mouth their friends says study,0,0.9811179041862488,TODO 2592250762,1,Last year.,yakimushi,motorcycles,2011-09,"Hmm, I didn't know the CB750 was the first with disk brakes. I wonder when HD first used them",0,0.8514992594718933,TODO 4593608,0,Yup,FRedington,sjwhate,2016-12,The right for women to vote?,0,0.9515025019645692,TODO 059473,0,That's not a good thing,Zeno84,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-12,"It's a good thing we use the electoral college instead of the popular vote. And you know, most of those votes came from California. If you look at most other states, they are very close together, so no, America didn't choose her, California did.",0,0.9487380385398864,TODO 1595249671,0,"Kicking is good, too.",eddie964,martialarts,2011-06,Why leave out kicking? Or was that unintentional?,0,0.6759213209152222,TODO 1596249735,1,giving everyone money is sure to solve the inflation problem,bpmf,Economics,2011-02,The Saudi solution to social unrest: buy peace,1,0.986855149269104,TODO 0597112,0,Aaron Rowand forever,iamyourlager,baseball,2016-12,"Who were some players that were fan favorites, but only played a short duration (season or two) for your team? When I saw the Michael Moorse signing I thought about how instantly he became a fan favorite for the Giants, and it got me wondering who were some other players that fit under that category.",1,0.5446264147758484,TODO 05981008,0,People are too busy banning diablo+rhegod,Luvs_to_drink,heroesofthestorm,2016-12,"As a Tychus (more-or-less) main from Day 1 that is enjoying the fact that he is finally relevant, I've actually been surprised at how infrequently I've seen him banned over the past few weeks post-Rag. Maybe I've just been lucky, though.",1,0.8921889066696167,TODO 05992310,1,I forgot my,rmbarrett,shittyfoodporn,2016-09,"Cherries are not berries, they're stone fruits. Also Strawberries are not berries.",1,0.9897732138633728,TODO 06001136,0,At least you stopped doing so and realized what you were doing was wrong :] can't ask for more than that.,iTzKPanda,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Fuck i did that for like 2-3 months and it is the thing i regret the most of my entire life. I make people cry as they make me whn i was a kid. I was a fucking trash tier human being.,0,0.6953681111335754,TODO 2601249364,1,Because the second amendment has been so carefully obeyed?,tsteele93,worldnews,2011-02,"As an American, I would like to suggest a new constitutional amendment, the inalienable right to bear cameras...",1,0.9850762486457824,TODO 1602325,0,"I want to splice in a scene from a TV drama where a police detective is ""hacking"" between these two discovery options.",Cadogan102,hearthstone,2016-12,Scamaz,0,0.977756917476654,TODO 3603324,0,If the ledger got stolen or damage is there a way to recover it?,iamradnetro,ethereum,2016-09,I have it and it's great. Love the build quality.,0,0.9795944094657898,TODO 3604250105,0,Take it to r/business.,txstoploss,technology,2011-03,"Apple Sues Amazon Over Term ""App Store""",0,0.5622950792312622,TODO 36052101,0,"We get it, you vape.",littlecolt,pcmasterrace,2016-09,First time with 144hz is like seeing a super model after being stranded on an island with Steve Buscemi for years,1,0.7950809597969055,TODO 0606250562,1,THIS IS DEFINITELY REAL,TheSuburbs,pics,2011-08,Never Underestimate...,1,0.635236382484436,TODO 360761,0,What is more sexually frustrating than a dead partner?,J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS,Showerthoughts,2016-11,"So any old poem is just sexual frustration? Even ""Quoth the raven: Nevermore""?",0,0.723824679851532,TODO 0608404,0,Yer a wizard Larry,TruckNutz69,pics,2016-09,"Don't worry, you're gonna make it li'l brudder.",0,0.9155837893486024,TODO 0609249440,0,Change.,thebrightsideoflife,politics,2011-04,Obama bans The San Francisco Chronicle's Carla Marinucci from further events for using new media to report the fundraiser protest - reports of additional threats from WH,0,0.6831743717193604,TODO 2610249790,1,I will assume otherwise until he adds his,WoollyMittens,worldnews,2011-09,"pretty obvious he wasn't making an argument, just a sarcastic remark",1,0.9902780652046204,TODO 0611810,0,Last verse in Every Grain of Sand,alyons108,bobdylan,2016-11,"What's your favourite verse in a Dylan song? My favourites are the first verse of Shelter from the Storm, and the last verses of Mr Tambourine Man and Visions of Johanna.",0,0.8567895293235779,TODO 0612250743,1,yea but god gave us obama..,stevenr21,news,2011-11,"a god? no. But since there was a Democrat in the oval office, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed in September. So today Lance Bass is free to respond to one of these requests.",1,0.9859961867332458,TODO 4613899,0,"Since P3FES is the only reference you have for a SMT game, I've got three words of advice for you: Buckle up, princess.",razikain,Megaten,2016-12,"Thinking about starting Nocturne, and I have a few questions! Had it laying around for a little over a month now, thinking about starting it soon. Whats something that I need to know going into this game? Especially after coming off of Persona 3 FES last year. Is the game mostly gameplay or is there something like the Social Links where there's more story for you to learn about?",0,0.5527016520500183,TODO 3614607,1,You must be a great developer of USB devices if you don't get what apple is forcing with this release.,lamfabulous,apple,2016-11,"This mbp has been turned into an entertainment machine for people who don't game. Fanboys with disposable income love it. Professionals who need a performance macos machine are rightly pissed. I'm one of them, at least this let me unstick my head from the sand and notice that ""gaming"" laptops are starting to look professional and contain better parts for **HALF** of the cost. I'm literally a usb device developer and not only do I not own a single usb-c thing, I have not had anyone come to me yet to ask for something with usb-c. I've looked at it as far as professional development but have not touched it yet as a usb developer or as a consumer. Who is it that needs a netbook with all its io resources devoted to usb-c? This is one of the most ridiculous apple releases ever. They should have held this release back, release it sometime next year with kabylake AND CALL IT A ""MACBOOK"" because we are getting the impression that apple has left the performance computer market if this is the most pro machine they can come up with.",1,0.8805338144302368,TODO 2615396,0,"Boo, you cat lover.",RafeHaab,CatsAreAssholes,2016-12,Yes cats are just trying to stop the babies from destroying the planet!!,1,0.7794169187545776,TODO 0616251042,1,Because diversity is our strength.,Travesura,AskReddit,2010-06,Why is multiculturalism forced on white nations only?,1,0.9837988615036012,TODO 0617250486,0,"Notice the little heading underneath the item: Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought not, Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought",Erobern,atheism,2009-03,*Who* is the crazy one??? She's pocketing $135 per copy of this book. She sounds pretty smart to me.,0,0.935627818107605,TODO 4618250057,1,This post clearly does not belong in the guns subreddit.,avengingturnip,guns,2011-08,ATF Director Reassigned; U.S. Attorney Out Amid 'Fast And Furious' Uproar,1,0.945160448551178,TODO 06192043,0,Ayy Thanks!,Nova_496,discordlounge,2016-12,"Beautiful designs Can we just all agree that Shane has produced some wonderful logos for The Lounge, Arcade and Cinema? ***Give that man a high five***",0,0.9721699953079224,TODO 06202307,1,"If you can't do it in makeup, dresses, and high heels you're clearly not a real woman",CueFiery,AskReddit,2016-09,Yes.,1,0.9874924421310424,TODO 4621596,0,"Sorry, I thought you were hinting that this is something they would actually try.",unklestinky,politics,2016-11,"It was started with the concept ""Trump could be universally popular like FDR if he never does anything unpopular ever"". Of course it is silly. My entire point is if he wants to go through with his or Pence's unpopular ideas *he can*. This isn't a call to action saying he will. We don't need intent from Trumo to prove he can do unpopular things.",0,0.5319518446922302,TODO 0622249283,1,"Based on what work I've seen from the current parties, even a minuscule amount of effort by this younger group at the job might be well more then that of the current batch of politicians.",GuruMedit,canada,2011-05,"Young NDP caucus will be a strength, not a weakness",0,0.9710959196090698,TODO 1623249974,1,Good to see you read it with an open mind.,WhodidCainMarry,atheism,2010-10,"That book was the most fictitious book I've read since The God Delusion. Never before in a book billed as the slam-dunk case for evolution have I seen so many ""probably""s, ""possibly""s, ""it could have been""s, ""it appears to be""s, etc.",1,0.9105278849601746,TODO 36241435,1,"Trump's not anti-gay, he's simply *pro*-anti-gay, so it's fine.",UrukHaiGuyz,politics,2016-11,"Trump May Not Be Anti-Gay, But Much of His Senior Staff Is",1,0.9858522415161132,TODO 3625251082,1,My two favorite things...flash ads and facebook.,anyletter,ads,2010-03,"wait, what?",1,0.8277118802070618,TODO 4626250432,0,I think your behaviour is bad enough.,dbzer0,Anarchism,2010-03,"Sorry, I meant dishonest *academic arguments*, not just comments. Yes, my comments were deceitful. But my arguments are not. What I said in that apology was completely honest. The screen jab was completely dishonest. So yeah, *somewhat* deceitful is an apt characterization for my behavior. If were fully deceitful, then I could have engaged in a lot more ""bad"" behavior.",0,0.6366358399391174,TODO 16271288,0,One more stop for this Trump train.,jelneutron3,AdviceAnimals,2016-11,"Solid, timely advice to enjoy the holiday",0,0.5709960460662842,TODO 46282026,1,omg really?,ClubSoda,canada,2016-12,"""Liberal"" government.",1,0.9575134515762328,TODO 06291038,1,Fugging tankie,CallMeDucky,Anarchism,2016-11,How am I?,1,0.9256405234336852,TODO 0630250925,1,"Finally, conclusive evidence that Day9 is racist!",wafflesburger,starcraft,2011-02,"We're all thinking the same, upboat.",1,0.9804955124855042,TODO 0631251207,1,"He must be lying, because George W Bush said that the US does not torture.",sge_fan,worldnews,2010-07,"Iranian scientist Shahram Amiri returns home, says US kidnapped him and subjected him to ""the harshest mental and physical torture""",1,0.985850751399994,TODO 3632362,0,"Damn, he just can't get a break",justmadman,soccer,2016-11,He's banned for the Arsenal game. That's the only reason he got 90 mins tonight,1,0.8457003831863403,TODO 06331637,0,"I'm terrified of the day when I have enough disposable income to buy whatever guns and accessories I want, I'm sure my future wife will hate me.",JAM3SBND,ar15,2016-12,It's not ideal but I have an old Swarovski 2.5-10 that I have laying around. Needs a home so why not?,1,0.5576878190040588,TODO 26341236,0,Yeah I just realized that contact lenses can't be purchased until after hooktail.,ExplosiveSeal,papermario,2016-11,I don't think you can even get into West Rogueport pre-Hooktail.,0,0.9611830711364746,TODO 0635249656,0,anyone have an idea for the scale of this?,bothra,pics,2011-05,"Piles of salt waiting to be harvested, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.",0,0.9666778445243835,TODO 26361942,1,Half Life 3,Tijinga,NintendoSwitch,2016-12,Most Unreasonable Games Wanted,1,0.5355162024497986,TODO 16372102,0,"They did smear shit everywhere, so I guess they're your ex!",Telanis_SWGOH,AskReddit,2016-09,They'd be my ex too if they smeared shit anywhere,0,0.7006118893623352,TODO 2638251078,1,"Yes, you certainly seem to be a perfect example of not-awful humanity.",borkborkbork,AskReddit,2010-06,How about dispatching a bullet into your brain. If you think humanity is awful then please kill yourself.,1,0.952519416809082,TODO 2639973,0,tl;dr conspiracy theorists are reaching really hard.,dragunityag,leagueoflegends,2016-12,Offseason poaching explained,0,0.6204107403755188,TODO 0640251250,0,and that point is different from how the rest of the internet functions how?,cmschmidt,AskReddit,2010-05,"You should be interested in where they come from, because most opinions are formed around certain facts, and those facts might be completely made up, thus rendering the opinion a stupid mess of words that someone still might believe.",0,0.9713526368141174,TODO 1641249314,1,"Oh great, cure the cancer, but give them autism!",rlbond86,science,2011-06,Researchers use human vaccine to cure prostate cancer in mice,1,0.980240285396576,TODO 2642977,0,11% for every million we offered him over what y'all did.,cdgodin,nfl,2016-10,We should measure it in dollars per completion,0,0.6808696389198303,TODO 06431303,1,Thank you Trum for the first amendment.,yayfori,trashy,2016-11,"That's fine with me, Because of trump you have a freedom to do so!",1,0.7442141175270081,TODO 0644250794,1,But herp derp Valve isn't original they just buy all their ideas!,latticusnon,gaming,2011-08,"It was a student project fercryinoutloud.... That's one successful student project. For the curious, should you actually play this game, don't expect much. You'll see the basic portal in there, but it otherwise bears NO resemblance to the Portal games you know today. Consider yourself warned.",1,0.9871151447296144,TODO 2645251106,1,Sieg heil for Jesus!,florinandrei,WTF,2009-05,"similar thing happened to a Christian school here in SC. Group of about 30 in the senior class, all but 3 attended a party during Christmas break...snitch girl heard about it and went to the principal. The principal showed up with police and every thing. Yes, 3 people graduated...27 were expelled. You are held responsible for your actions outside of school when you attend a Christian school.",1,0.7094215750694275,TODO 0646250141,1,Well cause you know the bible says to go forth and multiply.. so the fact that you aren't OBVIOUSLY means you're defective in some way!,tinkerfaery,TwoXChromosomes,2011-04,"i also REALLY hate this. i got married ~ 6 mo ago. (side note: i work in the medical field). anyway, as soon as the knot was tied, ppl started asking me when we were going to have children. i would reply with, 'well, i don't think that we will ever have children.' they would then gasp and ask 'why not? i mean, is there something wrong with you?' implying that i had a physical defect that wouldn't allow me to have children. how shallow and narrow-minded.",1,0.9878089427947998,TODO 0647251523,1,Everyone knows that the pentagon is the bastion of moral authority here.,hans1193,politics,2010-08,"The Pentagon tells Wikileaks to ""do the right thing""",1,0.9871423244476318,TODO 36481833,1,"I don't think that's gonna run Minecraft on High settings, slap two 1080's in there and you may get 30 fps",LearnToStrafe,pcmasterrace,2016-12,Hi guys is this build good?,1,0.9446668028831482,TODO 4649249903,1,So that's how they took down the towers on 9/11!,geak78,reddit.com,2011-06,"X-37B: Is the orbital drone of USAF/NASA, triggering world wide earthquakes???",1,0.8929402828216553,TODO 0650250472,1,Wow sounds like you have really good judgement ...,nickcrz,technology,2011-03,"I had to buy it because I couldn't find anywhere to sell me a 250gb xbox without it. It was an extra 100 bucks and I just kinda figure my niece and nephews will play around with it whenever they visit. It's still in the box. I'll never touch that thing. Why? Is it cool? If there were cool games like there are on Wii, I'd hook it up. But the game that came with it looks like Gyromite to me. No thanks.",1,0.981357216835022,TODO 1651250387,1,I blame Bush,knumbknuts,news,2011-08,Gallup: Obama job rating sinks below 40% for first time,1,0.939597487449646,TODO 0652249111,1,"duh, ones american, ones not.",neouto,atheism,2011-02,I honestly don't think there's a difference,1,0.9171727895736694,TODO 06532338,0,Where is my A then?,zackline,leagueoflegends,2016-09,"Yeahhhhhhh your farm was god awful. S ratings are designed for those who did well overall, not just in some aspects.",1,0.7179290652275085,TODO 06541318,0,Like those Obama terms.,SauthEfrican,EnoughTrumpSpam,2016-11,"Damn, two in a row.",1,0.8099310398101807,TODO 26551477,0,"Ah, that explains why I could only find that spot a few times.",Jarmen4u,woweconomy,2016-12,That area underneath the tower has basilisks only during a WQ. The only reliable Felfire Basilisk spot are the north lava pools.,0,0.6696398258209229,TODO 0656249906,1,"Yeah, cause a big central government has worked out so great for us.",jscoppe,AskReddit,2011-06,"There is concentration of government in the EU, it is just that that government is weak and somewhat powerless w.r.t. the member states - were the EU to adopt a US-like approach with a true central government, we might have better results.",1,0.9869959354400636,TODO 26571496,0,Hansol?,OppaiOppa,kpop,2016-12,NCT 127 - Limitless,1,0.5453515648841858,TODO 0658382,1,"Yeah, on all those rainy days we have.",DuckPhlox,LosAngeles,2016-12,"I don't mean this unkindly, but if you can't drive when it's wet, maybe you should practice more before you get your license?",1,0.9675093293190002,TODO 0659250747,1,Man Bon Iver is just the new Lady Gaga.,jshufro,Music,2011-12,I'd be surprised to hear any radio station playing Bon Iver. I can assure you my music library is more than sufficient.,1,0.9648836851119996,TODO 46602084,1,What's Battleborn?,Gosumi,Overwatch,2016-09,Funnily enough Battleborn does this.,1,0.7974424362182617,TODO 0661249628,0,upvoted for ideal username + impersonation combo,temp9876,pics,2010-04,THE LATE BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE UNBEATABLE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!! DOES YOUR COUCH HAVE A NUMBER OF CONSPICUOUS BODILY FLUID STAINS? NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE? NO SPLOOGE STAIN CAN BEAT THE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!!,0,0.9648061990737916,TODO 06622132,1,you got me bro im really whodatmiami,Aether_Anima,hiphopheads,2016-09,this sub is getting so embarrassing,1,0.889449954032898,TODO 0663854,0,I still don't understand the logic behind that.,jcskarambit,AskReddit,2016-10,It looks like we need two turnips and heat :D,0,0.8738328218460083,TODO 26641587,1,Because that's not trashy.. at all?,disgruntledadult,teenmom,2016-12,"""Trashy bitch""",1,0.9871305823326112,TODO 06651388,0,"""As a mother and a fireman..."" -caller on GTA: San Andreas radio station",drdoubleyou,AskReddit,2016-11,"Gamers of Reddit, what is your favorite video game quote?",0,0.873785138130188,TODO 2666250535,1,Color me shocked.,csguydn,economy,2011-07,Shares in Portuguese and Spanish banks fell sharply a day after Moody's Investors Service downgraded Portugal's sovereign-debt rating to junk and warned that the country may need another round of aid from the European Union.,1,0.9870533347129822,TODO 0667249243,0,Spreadsheet Simulator 2011,ronintetsuro,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-06,"After trying Eve online, this is what I must say to all the players of that game.",0,0.730039656162262,TODO 0668965,0,"First rule is to never say ""conversating""",atlasmcbot,socialskills,2016-10,Conversating with new people,0,0.8777709603309631,TODO 3669250660,1,"Yes, people with depression are selfish for not understanding that everyone goes through bad shit and you need to just snap out of it.",misfitx,funny,2011-03,"Very sad for the people he left behind... He was just stupid imo. I understand it was his passion, but killing yourself over it, despite being able to function like a normal human being, is just plain retarded and selfish.",1,0.986973524093628,TODO 2670205,0,"Knowing this is Reddit, I'm guessing Clinton.",mjmannella,GradeAUnderA,2016-10,"""Hillary is a fuckwit"" ""DAE DRUMPF SUPPORTER"" ""Trump is a fuckwit"" DAE HILL SHILL"" Heaven forbid somebody have a neutral or apathetic stance, and I say this as a supporter of one of them.",0,0.532314121723175,TODO 36711916,0,Lol you're delusional if you think there's any chance of the republican-controlled house impeaching Trump,dumbflame,AskReddit,2016-12,"If he's not impeached... I give it 75:25 odds he gets impeached by the house, 50:50 odds from there that the Senate convicts him.",0,0.9821935892105104,TODO 3672249894,0,You need Penny Arcade to legitimize LoL?,tpfour,leagueoflegends,2011-06,Does this mean my hobby has legitimacy?,0,0.7810489535331726,TODO 3673250050,1,"Yeah, it's still pretty much the Thunderdome down there.",mr_jellyneck,pics,2011-08,Why would I go to New Orleans? Didn't you see the pics of my original post?,0,0.5631143450737,TODO 06741227,0,Inoreader,cybertex1969,italy,2016-10,Feedly vs Inoreader?,0,0.9167925715446472,TODO 06751400,1,The war on Christianity continues.,dakeyjake,atheism,2016-11,IRS Denies Exempt Status To Christian Coffee Shop,1,0.9444547295570374,TODO 1676635,0,I don't trust Roger Ver's morals.,turpin23,Bitcoin,2016-11,"Roger Ver finds it ""difficult to support segwit"" because he is ""more concerned about morals of the people who came up it"", than the technology itself.",0,0.6041761636734009,TODO 3677441,0,What the fuck how do you have that many gyms,alexzejason,pokemongo,2016-10,2?? I have 7 and I'm still willing to pick up a few more for leaving in gyms.,0,0.8996376395225525,TODO 0678249521,1,Your logic: infallible!,pievendor,programming,2011-01,"So I guess you got a free dev phone too? Oh you didn't? Hmm, but I thought MS was better than Apple or Sony?",1,0.9810389280319214,TODO 2679866,0,Someone might want to fix the auto-flair bot,dumberanddumbest,WorldOfWarships,2016-11,Overhaul of the camouflage system,0,0.7178927063941956,TODO 0680249459,0,Lisa Burke- the designer... not sure about the actual model.,enkiavatar,worldnews,2011-05,"I came to ask who the model is, quite fetching indeed.",0,0.955037236213684,TODO 0681250411,1,its great that we need a little footnote in there: ps its not just them moslimanian wackos,merik42,politics,2011-05,"Small armies of volunteers now walk the streets of US cities, part of a movement whose leaders have written extensively about their belief that it is necessary to burn books and art, and other objects they consider blasphemous and idolatrous. The movement is not Muslim. It is Christian.",1,0.7046638131141663,TODO 2682249782,1,Who cares the Greeks are lazy .,AanonymousS,worldnews,2011-12,Greek Hospitals Turning Away Expectant Mothers Who Can't Pay New Fees,1,0.959722936153412,TODO 1683250290,0,"ZOOM IN, ENHANCE!",BTMPL,gamedev,2011-05,New algorithm for 8-bit to vector conversion,0,0.8002012372016907,TODO 0684250412,0,I also wonder why they adopted the religion of their masters which permitted them to be enslaved.,wingnut21,pics,2011-03,"As a non-American, I'm left wondering why blacks didn't all move north, both when the emancipation proclamation was first declared, and immediately after the war, when the north was all for freedom, and the south still wanted slavery. I have to admit that my knowledge of the American Civil war is based wholly off Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.",1,0.8476898074150085,TODO 26852039,1,Maybe he should come pout about it on Reddit instead,PunchHerFartBox69,politics,2016-12,What a joke this guy is. Our Precedent Elect is going to spend more time in court than doing anything else.,1,0.782213032245636,TODO 3686122,0,Do things I love to do.,NinjaHDD,AskReddit,2016-09,What do you do to get rid off stress?,0,0.8602467775344849,TODO 3687251279,1,Oops mine too:,garyp714,politics,2010-07,I hope you noticed the massive pile of sarcasm in the headline.,0,0.9426724910736084,TODO 0688939,0,But if Hillary won we can say the same thing in regards to media.,coolman1581,politics,2016-11,So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?,1,0.9110930562019348,TODO 0689250928,0,"I'm covered, I don't want to get into detail but I will be fine.",gh0st32,AskReddit,2009-06,Do you have a plan in the event that society should collapse?,0,0.9786160588264464,TODO 2690250285,0,Why are we discussing quotes from revenge of the nerds?,Aerik,Physics,2011-02,"Am I mostly tiny, or mostly huge? So quarks and such are really tiny, and supernovas are really huge. Where does ""human size"" fit on that scale? In other words, if I begin at default ""human"", would I need to zoom in more to see the smallest known particle, or out more to see the largest known astronomical body?",0,0.7983753681182861,TODO 0691251557,0,Don't feed the trolls.,itstallion,WTF,2009-06,"Tell me, sardonica, what do I have to gain from lying about my girlfriend being raped on an internet website?",0,0.923075795173645,TODO 0692974,0,"yeah, i play support and help my friend when hes tanking, you know why i don't in pub, because the minute you jump out and try to repair the mother fuckers always drive off headfirst into trouble.",pc_usrs,Battlefield,2016-12,"I have never seen anyone hop out of my tank to repair. At least, I refuse to believe this happens in pub games, or without having friends on voip. That's a level of cooperation I'd love to see, though.",0,0.6985180377960205,TODO 0693203,0,"Sick ""Home Alone"" reference.",ItsDarts,gonewild,2016-12,"Good morning, ya ilthy animals",0,0.9428322911262512,TODO 3694249573,1,"Because of course if a girl dances with you, you're entitled to sex...",bakonydraco,pics,2011-10,Sheltered College Freshman at a Dance Club,1,0.9871755242347716,TODO 4695250448,0,It looks like it could be stationary and the movement is the camera slowly turning to the left.,cedargrove,UFOs,2009-01,"Video: Large Bright White UFO - Rancho Cuchamonga, CA - 1/22/09",0,0.9673182368278505,TODO 46961982,1,Yes I wonder why there isn't a way to scream at your teammates,steelbubble,Prematurecelebration,2016-12,League of Legends does not support voice chat. I can't tell you why because I don't know what new excuses they've made since I stopped playing.,1,0.983412742614746,TODO 3697251037,1,Good to see that Blizz is supporting us Elemental shamans as much as they have in the past.,BevansDesign,wow,2010-05,Cataclysm loot leaks! Blackrock caverns lvl78 blues /drool,1,0.9729143977165222,TODO 0698766,0,"10/10 design, can't believe it took thwm this long to make a card that rivals the likes of reno",Jpgesus,hearthstone,2016-11,Im so damn hypedd for this card from MSoG!,1,0.8989076614379883,TODO 4699251406,1,That's exactly what you should do.. Fuck off and die.,PacketScan,reddit.com,2009-07,"A question for those who oppose universal heath care: If I am working, earning too much for medicaid but too little to be able to afford health insurance, what exactly am I supposed to do when I get a major illness that requires expensive treatment? Just fuck off and die, or go bankrupt?",1,0.8867894411087036,TODO 0700251353,1,"Don't tell me what to do, you fascist.",Nougat,atheism,2009-08,"Stop posting these ""How do creationists explain _____?"" self.atheism posts. If there was some magic bullet logical argument that could destroy creationism once and for all, we'd have done it by now. A favorite creationist mantra: ""It's called FAITH for a reason."" That's just what they're trying to avoid: reason. Let's accept that logic is lost on biblical creationists already.",1,0.9831337332725524,TODO 07012293,0,Yoast seo local - $$,Matt-Choo,Wordpress,2016-09,"Recommended plugins for businesses with multiple location listings? As the question implies, I'm building a website that has multiple business locations, and they each location them listed on their site. I could build a custom post type and do it myself, but I wanted to see if anyone has had any personal experience with a plugin that handles multiple locations itself. Especially if it handles the google maps API. I'm on a tight deadline, so if I can save time by not building this that would be sweet.",0,0.8690120577812195,TODO 1702250768,1,Water = The universal solvent..,Equa1,sex,2011-09,They don't make rape kits survivor man style.,1,0.8248592019081116,TODO 4703249536,0,"Hey, drinking is an integral part of being young!",slomo68,reddit.com,2009-10,"Don't drink and derive, kids.",1,0.9290701746940612,TODO 1704251358,1,"What, no subtext?",azreal156,pics,2009-03,Not amused,1,0.9154664874076844,TODO 0705249823,1,nice taste,b3nny,pics,2011-08,Nice shorts (NSFW),0,0.9387009143829346,TODO 37062420,1,How dare you?,Shaun8392,xboxone,2016-09,"I like talking about video games, and felt like it could be a fun discussion. I dont see how that would make you upset, as this is just a fun conversation about xbox games.",1,0.9094216227531432,TODO 0707251285,1,"Yeah, because the media is a reputable source of factual information as well.",Imidazole0,politics,2010-07,"Uhh, all three media outlets given early view by WikiLeaks have said that the documents themselves offer scant evidence that this is actually true. (in fact many of them point against it). Don't let that slow down your reddit groupthink.",1,0.9869354367256165,TODO 0708251219,1,"You are, none of the rest of us want that.",BusStation16,gaming,2010-05,Am I the only one who thinks a well made Firefly MMO would be the most amazing thing ever?,0,0.828162431716919,TODO 1709250610,0,You can't let one side get too far ahead.,frostek,worldnews,2010-09,"Well thats funny. America gave saudi arabia 500 billion dollars worth of weapons a few years ago, no outrage with that....",0,0.735653281211853,TODO 0710650,0,I know what you mean but I actually do travel to places where you either eat meat or you get stuck to really bad vegetables,destructivecreator,AskReddit,2016-10,"I know what you mean. I travel from the living room to the kitchen all the time, and I find it just impossible to be a vegan there.",0,0.983382523059845,TODO 1711249418,1,Hey this isn't the design they had in the movie!,thecabbagemerchant,TheLastAirbender,2011-08,Young Airbender,1,0.87295001745224,TODO 17121499,0,"Can't get on my computer today, I'll send it tomorrow though.",cookieyo,Minecraft,2016-09,"Post a world download if you can , I'd like to be able to try it for myself as well.",0,0.965986669063568,TODO 2713249568,1,The finance industry uses advanced probability and statistics to work out that nothing useful will ever come out of mathematics that isn't probability and statistics.,lokithecomplex,ukpolitics,2011-09,"Actually, this is fucking unbelievable. Thinking about it, the reason why applied probability and statistics is still being funded is due to the insurance and finance industries!",0,0.6077967882156372,TODO 17141580,1,"yes, it's called OBS",zmeul,nvidia,2016-12,Have Nvidia released a GeForce Experience without requiring login yet?,1,0.727107584476471,TODO 07151349,0,Did you dare criticize Bernie on Reddit?,BrewsterTheGreat,OldSchoolCool,2016-11,He would have been better than the alternatives. Still not sure why you think a Democratic socialist would be best for the US at this current moment. The time for a Bernie character will come - but we need some time,1,0.953724205493927,TODO 3716399,0,I'd say it's Harden Gordon Ariza Anderson Capela Run James at the point and we're a scoring machine.,EnterAdman,nba,2016-09,Beverley Harden Ariza Anderson Capela Basically the starters,0,0.7807207703590393,TODO 17171915,0,"I mean, the show does have some high steaks",lespaul123,facepalm,2016-12,I think Netflix got this one wrong,0,0.6401857733726501,TODO 2718251380,1,"Hey, beer does the same thing for me!",genuinepolitician,funny,2009-08,exactly! being high while interstate driving long distances is the only way to keep me interested enough in my surroundings so as to not fall asleep at the wheel.,1,0.5196423530578613,TODO 07191505,1,"But, but ""Intelligent Design!!!!""",Seriack,gifs,2016-12,.... The thing used for fighting makes them pass out if they break one? Thats a pretty shitty design flaw.,1,0.98764169216156,TODO 3720249585,1,and I'm sure he's the only congressman spending hundreds of dollar on a meal.,McLargepants,politics,2011-07,"I think the point is more along the lines of: Here's a guy who is playing a huge role in deciding how people's lives go, yet it's clear that he has no concept of how most people live.",1,0.9867287278175354,TODO 1721697,0,Finally got around to listening to this and I thought it was pretty good,BloodFartTheQueefer,SSBM,2016-09,D1 and Tafo discuss Smash and FGC with UltraDavid and James Chen,0,0.979171335697174,TODO 1722249988,1,OMFG LOOK AT THAT KDR,power_of_friendship,Team_Awesome,2012-02,Tank whore reporting for duty x/post from r/battlefield3,1,0.9041685461997986,TODO 47231604,0,There' no split between the politicians..,A_Norse_Dude,europe,2016-12,Russian gas project splits Swedish politicians in Gotland,0,0.6118535995483398,TODO 37241056,0,Is that the cheatcode to the bonus level on Mario?,DouglasRoad,ireland,2016-12,"Ctrl-F ""Alt Right""",1,0.8231459856033325,TODO 07252176,0,"It's gotta be asked, why is this a thing rather than just providing a patch for repo inclusion?",JoshStrobl,SolusProject,2016-10,Quick & Easy: Compiling PartClone on Solus Linux (Guide),0,0.9821450710296632,TODO 07262217,0,Tan(60) * 500 works,beefsticko,ACT,2016-10,How do you solve? I just did the 30-60-90 rule,0,0.9456748962402344,TODO 17271764,0,...calculate the required amount of poison as the survivor count approaches zero...extermination will require some calculus.,ThinkRationally,todayilearned,2016-12,They probably used a higher percentage mortality than 50%. It may take that 0.000001 mg/kg to kill 50% of the people but it may take 5 times as much to get a 99.9% mortality rate. Figures from my ass but the point is there.,0,0.8787604570388794,TODO 0728250435,0,Gosh I hate liberals...,massivepanda,pics,2010-10,4-Chan rips on USA (ouch),1,0.9855294823646544,TODO 17292114,1,You don't understand... someone did this in FOOTBALL!,timmy12688,The_Donald,2016-09,"Not sure why this gets so much media coverage. They should just ignore it. He has the right and freedom to do what he is doing, and while some may view it in bad taste, I really don't get what the big deal is. Let him wear his pig socks, let him sit down if he wants... let others view him as an asshole, but this shit isn't news.",1,0.9494686722755432,TODO 0730251592,0,D- at least we arent zimbabwe... yet,rothbardmises,Economics,2009-09,How Well Has The Federal Reserve Performed for America?,0,0.5435568690299988,TODO 07311035,0,Op might be counting pts Nike also,verfinder,Smite,2016-12,It's been less than a week.,0,0.7588368058204651,TODO 0732251005,1,"I will enhance the image and extract the number plate, give me a few hours!",lespak,reddit.com,2010-07,"Reddit, the driver of this car has broken into cars in my neighbordhood 4 times now. Help us identify the make/model, pelase?",0,0.5222903490066528,TODO 3733251382,1,Waiting for the reunion tour so I can get charged double for tickets!,BonJoevi,Music,2009-08,"Noel Gallagher quits Oasis, blames his brother",1,0.780769944190979,TODO 27341911,1,This guy's life is so relatable.,altgr_01,videos,2016-12,"Mark Zuckerberg - After a year of coding, here's Jarvis. - Streamable",1,0.8694428205490112,TODO 4735250217,1,"Yes, because some people are more equal than others.",dapperdave,WTF,2011-07,"""more"" serious. There are varying levels of severity in the world.",1,0.9872640371322632,TODO 2736250177,0,"You must have quite a large collection of 8,9 and 10 digit friends to have gathered sufficient data to formulate this confident conclusion.",oldf4rt,politics,2010-07,"No. SUPER-rich people (10-digit wealth) do. 8- and 9- digits would rather there be universal health care, so they can compete with their businesses on a global scale. (disregarding the obvious moral sanctity of 'be nice to others')",1,0.940114200115204,TODO 37372331,0,"""In melee and brawl, he's my go to character.""",RazorXFireHD,smashbros,2016-09,Maybe he meant that he still plays him in Smash 4. This is marked for all games,0,0.7721765637397766,TODO 3738250693,1,"Interesting, I'm not sure this question has been asked before...",halo1,AskReddit,2010-12,Why on YouTube does the advertisement load with no problems but the video seems to struggle?! Fuck corporate greed.,1,0.928259551525116,TODO 3739250260,0,You people are weird.,whozurdaddy,funny,2009-03,"Remember that awesome cat? Here's a full compilation of Maru, the BEST CAT EVER!",0,0.8812472224235535,TODO 2740250563,0,"Wait, I'm confused, I thought we had a no texting while driving law already, and it's saying that Perry vetoed it?",rapier_ape,Austin,2011-08,85 MPH! But wait... age-related cellphone restrictions?,0,0.5263097882270813,TODO 2741250348,1,Look at the heros saving our freedom.,anus5,politics,2011-02,"U.S. strategy to bomb countries ""back to the Stone Age"" in action. 49k lbs of explosives wipe small village off the map.",1,0.9852312803268432,TODO 27422077,1,"I'm mad because blackface, hurrhurrhurr.",Ghosticus,gaming,2016-12,Twin girls with the best costumes at the party!,1,0.954489767551422,TODO 07431820,0,"Most people will describe limbs the way you did, but you can use 'distal' and 'proximal' in appropriate context.",nukerman,biology,2016-12,"Need a word for the naming of sub-parts of a limb Wrist, elbow, knee, ankle, hip and shoulder I can call joints, what do I call upper arm, lower arm, upper leg and lower leg?",0,0.982631266117096,TODO 37441327,1,No,DankWiz,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-11,The market is just starting to feel the effect of Donald Trump's presidency,0,0.8337366580963135,TODO 0745250461,1,That broadcast seems legit,dsannes,conspiracy,2011-06,TRUNEWS - The Real Reason The West Is Trying To Kill Colonel Gadaffi,1,0.953730583190918,TODO 0746250973,1,It isn't if it supports your world view!,joephus420,reddit.com,2010-04,A population of 1 is a bit too small to conclusively disprove the existence of a syndrome.,1,0.957183599472046,TODO 0747251265,1,"It's because you eat cereal with milk, duh!",scottklarr,science,2009-12,"Another interesting quirk is adult northern Europeans are unique in the ability to be able to digest milk, the majority of people in the world can't digest or have trouble digesting milk. It's not lactose intolerance it's normal, we white folk are the genetic weirdos. Maybe it's similar to the blonde hair and blue eyes that were *""infantile traits that were just swept along accidentally.""* btw there isn't any vitamin D in milk it's added during processing.",1,0.9869660139083862,TODO 0748251305,1,"I just wanted to let you know that I have seen it, hoping that it would make your day better.",okamiueru,reddit.com,2010-03,Has anyone else still not been bothered to go see Avatar yet? I haven't.,0,0.9772481322288512,TODO 0749738,1,but people can't see the difference,loamfarer,PS4,2016-11,It's so strange to watch 60fps part and then jump into 30fps one...,1,0.967329740524292,TODO 275091,0,"Hell, if he's still alive, I'd at least trip him.",BabyPunter3000,exmormon,2016-11,Wish we could go back in time and kick his ass.,0,0.9028313755989076,TODO 0751543,0,I'm not sure how this is related at all?,Livingitright,funny,2016-11,The Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series,0,0.8106170892715454,TODO 1752250428,0,Is that not grounds for a lawsuit?,fazon,food,2010-12,Ramsay fails all Hell's Kitchen winners- No one gets to be head chef. A follow-up post,0,0.6868085861206055,TODO 07532070,1,"""accident""",PatrioticImgurian,GifSound,2016-12,When you found a very disturbing video by accident. (FIXED),0,0.702393651008606,TODO 0754250263,1,Everybody knows that the economy will crash and burn unless the government manages it carefully,getfuckingreal,Economics,2011-05,Paul Ryan's roadmap to recession,1,0.9869458079338074,TODO 2755250016,1,EDGY,HooBeeII,AdviceAnimals,2011-12,"Jesus is fucking dead, he doesn't care either way.",0,0.6823721528053284,TODO 0756249118,1,Looks comfy.,chocolateysocrates,aww,2010-11,Re-post from r/offbeat: The way this dog sleeps is amusing,1,0.6360935568809509,TODO 4757249821,1,"I, for one, am SHOCKED!",nickellis14,Economics,2011-08,Gold futures extend sharp losses,1,0.9869062304496764,TODO 0758249523,1,Like I would go outside if I lived there either... pfft.,deanreevesii,pics,2011-02,meanwhile in California..,1,0.9111573100090028,TODO 0759250578,0,This is how I remember it very.,stower,funny,2011-06,"too or to, it's easy, if you mean ""very"" than you need an extra o",0,0.9576526284217834,TODO 0760251198,1,;) ==,hungryhungryhippo,gadgets,2009-10,Since when is hardware free?,0,0.673775851726532,TODO 0761250035,1,Didn't see this one coming.,fanboy_killer,JRPG,2011-10,Final Fantasy 5 coming to PSN as a PSOne classic | PSOneClassics,1,0.9857321381568908,TODO 0762249679,0,Stop being a douchebag?,DanPinto,AskReddit,2010-10,"""Douchebag"" seems to be the most popular insult thrown around lately. What would be a good response? I'm usually pretty good with the quips, but I could use a couple good ones to save for later.",1,0.5973219871520996,TODO 07632397,1,"Well, Disney is ran by cis white scum so of course it's cultural appropriation",Gar-ba-ge,TumblrInAction,2016-09,Hasn't Disney kind of been 'culturally appropriating' other cultures/ stories for generations? Don't they want Disney to make films with a POC female lead?,1,0.987718939781189,TODO 4764250972,1,Britain are current reigning World War Champions dontcha know?,_Born_To_Be_Mild_,politics,2010-04,Not that the Brits haven't been doing a notable share of war and killing over the last decade.,1,0.9578009843826294,TODO 0765634,0,Reminder that I was supposed to go to fucking bed yesterday is just what I needed,radyjko,masseffect,2016-11,Now it's officially November 7!!!!!,1,0.7601103186607361,TODO 3766251166,1,You can always depend on Chomsky for some cutting-edge original thinking.,mrdarrenh,business,2009-04,"Noam Chomsky: ""Too Big To Fail Has Become A Government Insurance Policy... It Says 'You Can Take Huge Risks and Make Plenty of Profit, and If Anything Goes Wrong, The Taxpayer Will Bail You Out""",1,0.9639009237289428,TODO 2767249734,1,"Why, haven't you heard - it's a race to get children!",JabbrWockey,pics,2011-02,"I played ""house"" too early and too long with the wrong woman. It's nice being single now. Not sure what the big deal is with some people. I have a long life ahead of me, why rush it?",1,0.9870338439941406,TODO 27681077,0,i'm sending you an invite,goofynarwhal,Fireteams,2016-10,LFG WOTM AKSIS 2 378 WARLOCK Basically title. Nathan_0015 378 warlock for aksis phase 2,0,0.969620168209076,TODO 0769250123,1,"Right, like Milton Friedman's monetarism hasn't influenced our boom and bust cycles of last 30 years much, much more than Keynesian ideas.",blancs50,skeptic,2011-06,"That's because economics is not a science like physics or chemistry, predictions are difficult due to the a priori nature of economics. Besides, most economists are Keynesians which hasn't exactly proven itself as a great predictive tool.",1,0.979933500289917,TODO 4770250917,0,A better way to phrase the question is: What happens if Citigroup is forced to sell it assets?,_red,Economics,2009-03,What happens if Citigroup fails?,0,0.9757983088493348,TODO 3771249852,0,"Dude, it's Atletico vs Real.. need I say more?",qtx,soccer,2010-08,What the hell happens here and why is the ball boy involved?,1,0.8257623314857483,TODO 3772250145,1,You're hideous!,srry72,pics,2011-01,So THEN what happened?!? An *UPDATE* from the lass who drew that comic for that lad.,0,0.7786977291107178,TODO 0773249672,1,"If a man wants to be called The Edge, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man The Edge!",Qwirk,Music,2011-06,"I wouldn't hate them so much if their guitarist didn't call himself ""The Edge"".",1,0.9690080881118774,TODO 2774166,0,Secret to lying well: don't mention applause,reallydark20,CringeAnarchy,2016-11,"What is it with all these ""I'm a hero on the bus"" stories lately? Secret to lying well: make it believable.",0,0.5141647458076477,TODO 3775250944,1,I was thinking we could invade Iran.,uncreative_name,AskReddit,2010-10,"If you could spend 1 trillion US Dollars on one endeavor, what would it be? Build a civilization on Mars? Drop millions of $100 bills onto cities via armies of cargo helicopters? Turn third world countries into first world countries? Donate it all to Reddit to help with hosting costs? Build an underwater metropolis? Give it all to the Red Cross? Have your face carved onto the surface of the moon?",1,0.8844846487045288,TODO 07761478,0,do 41K on the kara and ill take it :)?,HOPE-Keytrader,GlobalOffensiveTrade,2016-12,"QS BTA Kara Night FT, Icarus Fell MW 45/16 k",0,0.5946950912475586,TODO 0777855,0,RIP chat if there is any ship similar to the gearing or Atlanta.,FLABANGED,WorldOfWarships,2016-09,"**Canada**: Every hit is immediately followed by a ""Sorry.""",0,0.9813573360443116,TODO 2778249620,0,You're geekier than the birds.,mellowmonk,offbeat,2009-06,I was more thinking they were reenacting the rescue of Gandalf....,0,0.7862297296524048,TODO 07791653,1,Kolarov is a centre back?,Kerbengenier,coys,2016-12,Still better than Kolarov,1,0.53948974609375,TODO 0780250805,0,In porn it does.,PrettyCoolGuy,funny,2010-04,Really? *no*.......... It works that way in the gay community?,0,0.7785906195640564,TODO 07811783,1,"To be fair it's a ""Big and Tall"" not ""Big or Tall""",KWBC24,tall,2016-12,"As a 6'9"" thin man, you learn disappointment early",1,0.5006359219551086,TODO 4782251203,1,It's from prisonplanet so it must be true!,boot20,reddit.com,2009-04,A Futile Bailout as Darkness Falls on America,1,0.976914882659912,TODO 07831831,0,In the shape,Nameyo,madlads,2016-12,with her finger and her thumb,0,0.8325634598731995,TODO 0784249353,0,"funny, but waaaaay late to the party",LouCardz,WTF,2010-11,Facebook Compliment Fail,0,0.9764358401298524,TODO 2785992,1,Totally.,Domin0e,pokemon,2016-11,So it was an order then?,1,0.8540977239608765,TODO 0786250436,0,This outdoes the time I saw a monkey eat his own poo in a zoo as a kid.,lectrick,nsfw,2010-01,"In this video, a walrus takes self-love to a new level, by appearing to pleasure himself orally at an aquarium while visitors shriek in dismay.",0,0.9259814620018004,TODO 1787249388,1,"No, Computers are satan and World of Warcraft is The Matrix incarnate, here is the proof, any questions?",birdieman,wow,2011-09,Am I the only person that thinks this is extremely ridiculous and possibly overblown?,1,0.9345711469650269,TODO 0788890,0,Then he need to sign a fight with Golovkin,vazz94,Boxing,2016-10,I wanna see Eubank in a proper war,1,0.7439641356468201,TODO 078955,0,Maybe she died in a fire.,franklindeer,MensRights,2016-10,Ahhhhh - Jess Phillips Wasn't Available To Hear Phillip Davies MP Request A Parliamentary Debate For International Men's Day In The PARLIAMENTARY MAIN CHAMBER for 2016.,1,0.7131698131561279,TODO 0790250142,0,"That was my assumption, but kind of a shitty ride for a lawyer who clearly makes good money.",gbo2k69,pics,2010-02,Maybe that's the lawyer's car.,0,0.975411593914032,TODO 0791249533,1,Delta - big surprise,Snullbug,reddit.com,2010-11,Tattooed Passenger Asked to Step off Plane,1,0.9690893292427064,TODO 47921884,1,Force a driver to retire once they've won a championship,E-vest,formula1,2016-12,Exactly. Whats the alternative? Limit an F1 drivers career to 5 years so that more youngsters can take their place?,1,0.5694503784179688,TODO 0793250579,0,Innovationinnovationinnovation,itsnickk,rit,2011-05,They're fascinated by Innovation,0,0.6411659121513367,TODO 0794467,0,I still have a grudge against this band because I miss Vasaeleth.,CCCXXXIII,TapeKvlt,2016-11,"Khemmis - Hunted, metallic gold and blue-gray tint cassette out today",0,0.8100157976150513,TODO 0795249236,1,It's shocking that the rich Mario mythology didn't translate well into a big-budget movie,JamesHouse,AskReddit,2011-08,"Super Mario Bros., the biggest, bloodiest rape of them all. ;_;",1,0.9819839596748352,TODO 17961913,1,"Yeah, who needs Macon anyway?",u1tralord,CrappyDesign,2016-12,"No, this is all around Warner Robins, GA, to support Robins AFB. It's the state's largest industrial complex, and is basically the only reason that middle Georgia has any economy at all.",1,0.98550945520401,TODO 3797251084,1,It was definitely the rap music that showed the parents how (not) to raise their children well.,darkscyde,reddit.com,2010-03,"Teenage girl beaten savagely at middle school; Sheriff not sure if ""video games or the rap music"" are to blame",1,0.9536327719688416,TODO 2798251029,1,or at most second-best...,zj5u3n3,obama,2009-07,To adopt the Republican position on health care requires believing that every other country in the world is wrong.,0,0.9029327034950256,TODO 17992106,1,This is impossible everyone knows racism only exists in the US,astro_eng,news,2016-09,Well spoken man responds to racist remarks,1,0.9850377440452576,TODO 3800887,0,People use incorrect grammar all the time.,FluffyPillowstone,iamverysmart,2016-09,"As someone who has weekly problem sets, i have 100% heard people use homeworks to refer to several problem sets.",1,0.5475100874900818,TODO 1801251131,0,"LaTeX is for the final output, but yes, the test generating part could build a file which LaTeX could turn into a pdf.",niloc132,programming,2010-02,"Yeah, that's kind of what I'm thinking about. I also found a program called LaTeX that might be useful. Thank you for posting this link, I appreciate it.",0,0.9835799336433412,TODO 1802249370,1,This is exactly the kind of crazy talk that gets Amurricahns mad at the UN!,bokmal,WikiLeaks,2010-12,UN statement on Wikileaks,0,0.7748481035232544,TODO 3803249843,0,*groan*,NoahTheDuke,baduk,2011-01,"Or maybe... ""Slow down, you *go* too fast.""",0,0.9393454790115356,TODO 0804249453,0,"yeah, i actually think the grandson is secretly jealous of grampas sexual virility, so he cock blocks him.",superfusion1,pics,2011-06,"I thought the exact same thing. I mean, what are you worried about? Protecting his reputation? This sounds like the op is uncomfortable, not him. Let the man live his life!",1,0.6410374045372009,TODO 0805510,0,I'm less convinced that people voted **for trump** than I am that they voted **against** Clinton.,electricalnoise,todayilearned,2016-11,A lot of people voted for Trump. It doesn't take much of a lie to get a lot of people to believe it.,0,0.982166588306427,TODO 3806250357,1,"And the simplicity of screenshotting, cropping, uploading, and submitting exists as well.",byttle,funny,2010-11,The permalink option exists for a reason.,0,0.793976366519928,TODO 0807249136,1,"What do you mean, ""becoming""?",dougj182,AskReddit,2010-12,"Lately, people have been honking at me because I wait for ambulances(with lights on) to go through the intersection when I have a green light. I can't go, idiots. Is the USA becoming retarded?",0,0.8847256898880005,TODO 2808250418,0,I will be really interested to see this marker in a couple of months after you beat the hell out of it in the woods :),JagoDago,paintball,2011-05,Getting back into the game and thought I'd give my second-hand 98C a facelift. What do you think?,0,0.7876646518707275,TODO 0809287,0,Oh,KPC51,LifeProTips,2016-12,Then you are doing good work. We don't need anymore plagues.,0,0.9502205848693848,TODO 0810466,0,"Pioli, Casserio, too (if we include personnel people)",ElliotRosewater1,nfl,2016-12,"Except the people who hired Saban, Ferentz, Crennel, Weis, McDaniels, O'Brien, Mangini...",0,0.7723632454872131,TODO 2811671,0,The title says sage mode naruto not six path sage mode naruto,WarpzT9,Naruto,2016-11,Naruto can now enter six paths sage mode for as long as he can which is the peak of sage mode. Kabuto doesn't even have perfect sage mode which naruto already had when he fought Pain.,1,0.6934065818786621,TODO 08122474,1,You're treading on some thin ice with that.,Drewski87,Patriots,2016-09,#BrownsLivesMatter,0,0.916728138923645,TODO 0813250,0,Nah it's my fault- I misread your post but I definitely agree with you.,androidenthusiast08,relationships,2016-10,Sorry for being wound up. I was ranting.,0,0.9143941402435304,TODO 0814250462,1,"Of course they are, just like they did for the Gear 2 beta.",keepinithamsta,gaming,2011-06,How do you know that they're not taking the beta information they received to heart?,1,0.9745455980300904,TODO 4815250819,0,See human kind,shunt110,AskReddit,2011-05,How would you best sum up humanity in one sentence?,1,0.6826311349868774,TODO 0816251156,1,Way to take the low road; you sure showed them!,oditogre,AskReddit,2009-12,"I lost a good friend to religion. Now he's a nutjob fanatic. I went to his halloween party as Satan and passed out free copies of The God Delusion, Origin of Species, and old high school Biology textbooks. That was my final, ""fuck you"" fallout.",1,0.957454264163971,TODO 18171279,0,My dad already has died so i couldn't handle my mother passing away.,Coffee_cats,AskReddit,2016-12,"What I find scariest is my mom's death. I know I have to accept human mortality and all, but I just love her so much, and we have such an amazing relationship. Sometimes we're just laughing out loud or watching a movie together while eating popcorn, and I cannot avoid thinking how devastating it would be to not have her around. Whenever I feel like scrolling through Reddit or playing video games instead of chilling with her, I instantly think how I'm gonna regret it when she's not with me anymore. She's 16 years older than me, and I'm young, so, hopefully, she will be around for a long time. I don't have a creepy codependent relationship with her, and we don't even spend that much time together, but I cherish her more than anyone in my life.",0,0.9518172144889832,TODO 1818613,1,Stable - always stable,ItchyDog64,thedivision,2016-11,"Daily AlphaBridge SMG ""what to roll"" thread #31562 - MP5 - Brutal, Responsive (rolled), Fierce (free). - MP7 - Self-Preserved, Capable, Competent (free). Do I re-roll Self-Preserved or Capable? Inclined to keep Capable. Please advise. Do I roll for Unforgiving or Deadly? Initially inclined towards having Unforgiving. Please advise. Thank you!",1,0.6069719195365906,TODO 0819246,0,Sounds full of shit,darthjawafett,Terraria,2016-11,its the rare poop block...,0,0.7028093338012695,TODO 2820251461,1,i call 'shopped,malakon,nsfw,2009-12,"""Eww! You can be Lisa's!""",1,0.7925183176994324,TODO 0821250276,0,"Suck it, Nazi!",harsesus,reddit.com,2010-07,"What's worse is when people throw a hissy fit when you correct them rather than say, ""Thanks. Duly noted. I won't do it again."" Instead they illiterately wax lyrical about how pompous you are in a futile attempt to hide their own ignorance. Cretins the lot of 'em.",1,0.8457537889480591,TODO 0822958,0,"""On wearer"" is when you have it equipped, ""when active"" is when you have the weapon out.",HiDefSheep,tf2,2016-11,"Really Stupid Question Does ""damage vulnerability on wearer"" only mean when the weapon is active or when the weapon is in a slot?",0,0.9774274826049804,TODO 3823251059,1,We're saved!,MMX,politics,2009-11,Health Care Bill Passes House!,1,0.7608906626701355,TODO 08242306,1,"yeah, STABILITY MAINTENANCE FOR THE NX!",Sanchoco3,nintendo,2016-09,"Guys, there was maintenance last week too. It's just maintenance",1,0.6602112054824829,TODO 08252269,1,Yeah fuck them fat people just trying to walk around and exist on a day to day basis!,neverbuythesun,AskReddit,2016-09,"I think you're misconstruing the point; nudity is outlawed for the reason of being perceived as offensive to the gentle sensibilities of society. In reality I am much more offended by the behemoths walking around walmart with clothes on than I would be a healthy person of any gender without clothes. If we're going to say that parts of the body are offensive and displaying them should be criminal, we should apply it in a more egalitarian fashion. Better yet, not at all.",1,0.9870991110801696,TODO 0826250239,0,"Oh, your cool then.",MsgGodzilla,gaming,2010-09,"I own all the Monkey Island games, I don't deny they are awesome, just disappointed that it's on sale every day of the weekend.",1,0.8300703763961792,TODO 0827369,0,and the Montreal Impact announce that they have signed Schweinsteiger to replace Drogba when he retires at the end of the season.,not---a---bot,soccer,2016-11,Chicago Fire offer Bastian Schweinsteiger a 3-year contract worth $16.5 million,1,0.8017584085464478,TODO 1828250943,1,The only people who know true persecution,bezenartw,WTF,2010-10,From the mouths of suburban white kids.,1,0.9643388390541076,TODO 0829251035,1,"As any woman can tell you, rape is a lot worse than death....",superwinner,WTF,2009-02,"You won't believe this either. I played a game the other day where you could, wait for it, KILL PEOPLE!",1,0.620004415512085,TODO 1830250082,0,Irony,platytudepus,worldnews,2011-05,"Germany: Cops attend a peaceful protest undercover... get mazed and punched in the face by cops on duty ""for no reason"".",0,0.8563975691795349,TODO 0831209,0,I hope everyone has a happy and pleasant Diwali.,ThomasJCarcetti,CFBOffTopic,2016-10,Monday Morning Early Thread brought to you by Halloween candy going on sale.,0,0.9257692098617554,TODO 2832250085,0,"It's FOX news, what do you expect?",Xlyfer,canada,2011-03,"""Canada's **coalition** minority government... fell today"" ??",1,0.7006709575653076,TODO 28331049,1,"Well, technically there's no verse directly addressing pedophiles and associated legal expenditures, so...",inside_chron_job,exjw,2016-11,I want to slap him in the face with 1 Corinthians 4:6.,0,0.9030106663703918,TODO 38342297,1,"lol That's because I'm gay, fuccboi",ActuallyAMammal,wallstreetbets,2016-09,Da fuq? Post could do without random homosexuality,1,0.951887309551239,TODO 3835250608,0,Homophobic turtle doesn't like you fucking your favorite twink.,Liverotto,pics,2011-06,"Googled ""awkward turtle"" and got this.",1,0.7942491173744202,TODO 4836249914,1,Racist.,EatMoreFiber,sports,2011-03,who is who? All Barbers look the same to me.,1,0.9860246777534484,TODO 48371905,0,Ale8,johneaston1,AskReddit,2016-12,What is that one type of food/drink that you absolutely love but can't get in the area you live?,0,0.8295328617095947,TODO 0838251064,1,But God guided their hand when they designed the brakes!,brokenarrow,atheism,2009-12,"I've recently made a point to point this out in a non-dickish way. ie. when my aunt almost rear ended a car, she said ""Thank God!"" after she stopped in time. I said, ""thank the engineers who designed your brakes, too!"" The little things.",1,0.9726382493972778,TODO 1839251562,1,Why people wont appreciate when Israel tries so hard to cheer Palestinians with fireworks?,BanX,worldnews,2009-03,Photographs of White Phosphorus use.,1,0.6981512904167175,TODO 0840258,0,He was adopted by white parents.....god I hope they aren't cops too!,SnazzyD,AskReddit,2016-09,No.,1,0.9416518211364746,TODO 1841216,0,Then why did you delete it?,I_was_serious,TwoXChromosomes,2016-09,I was serious.,0,0.8901816606521606,TODO 08421200,0,One bee.,justnfree,OSHA,2016-09,Exactly. A sneeze could end that dude's life.,0,0.8935571312904358,TODO 08431237,1,WOW you fucking homophobe.,Vance87,The_Donald,2016-11,"I dunno man, the straight six I had the pleasure of driving just never fucking died no matter what. It was nice.",1,0.9801536798477172,TODO 0844251209,1,"She is playing it up, that was a dive",wpgbrownie,pics,2010-07,Some are more aggressive than others.,1,0.894158124923706,TODO 3845249197,1,"Yes, because if you own a gun you are a fat lazy hillbilly slob.",Mini-Marine,politics,2011-12,Overweight out of shape hicks with basic guns vs highly trained advanced military Good luck with that,1,0.987064242362976,TODO 4846250675,1,"After all, why go through the effort to protect the environment from oil spills when you can just ""solve"" them with Corexit?",indeh,environment,2011-01,"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called Tuesday for the elimination of the Environmental Protection Agency, which he wants to replace with a new organization that would work more closely with businesses and be more aggressive in using science and technology.",1,0.9855430126190186,TODO 08471567,0,Nope - that's only in the basketball Hall of Fame.,junkit33,nfl,2016-12,"Do coaches' college records get considered? Genuinely curious, know next to nothing about the *coaching* HOF process. I don't think his NFL career is long enough either, but his total career is pretty long.",1,0.8614287972450256,TODO 08481291,0,"Cannot comment on Carnival or Norwegian, but Royal Caribbean has class.",MrSmartAlex,PublicFreakout,2016-11,"I have been on a number of cruises and I have learned the hard way that it is very worth it to spend a little extra and go Royal Caribbean, or Norwegian. Carnival is the bottom of the barrel.",0,0.9691164493560792,TODO 3849250450,0,"Sorry, I won't bite :)",joelthelion,business,2010-01,Well enlighten me ;),0,0.8434147238731384,TODO 0850184,0,I'd settle for even just the raw data really.,thebiggiewall,leagueoflegends,2016-11,"Hey! So I posted a comment asking if ppl would be interested in seeing the results, if there are enough people I will definitely either add an edit here or post another thing later... I'm wondering if people would rather see some raw data (since there's quite a lot and I'm not sure how to format it), or would rather see my final paper? As for when I'll be done... For sure November 31st (the due date lol) but I'm aiming to finish sometime next week... Before the 25th?",0,0.9536253213882446,TODO 0851250059,0,belltown sounds like quite the neighborhood.,tallwookie,Seattle,2011-05,Businesses on 2nd & Bell begin handing out letters to crack dealers.,1,0.7480151057243347,TODO 0852492,0,Convince your friends too please.,MatchedFilter,politics,2016-11,"I don't live in CA, but **I'll vote for them to leave.**",0,0.9019542336463928,TODO 48531323,0,n64 uptilt and dair,spvamp,SSBPM,2016-09,i should tell the kirbies to make something like this :O,1,0.561004102230072,TODO 0854250235,1,Let's all give this guy money!,daveyhanks,pics,2011-08,"bloodberrypie, I loved your drawing, so I colored it!",1,0.9503934383392334,TODO 48552075,0,Sure changed my hole,whoinventedclown,AskReddit,2016-09,"That sounds like a sweet deal to me. I'd take $50 for receiving some stupid, useless internet hate! Remember that $50 might have changed your whole, and you don't even know it yet...",0,0.6337713599205017,TODO 1856250550,1,All you have to do is pray and the you will know the truth.,designerutah,atheism,2011-08,The truth of Poe's Law makes this nearly impossible to answer.,1,0.9380519986152648,TODO 3857737,0,"itd be nice if it was a option, it also couldnt be that hard fitting small 3 death icons",pIeasekilIme,vainglorygame,2016-11,It'd be really cluttered and reduce screen space on phones if that were implemented.,0,0.972525954246521,TODO 4858250215,1,Because the opposition being able to stop legislation is working out so well in the US.,TybaltCapulet,videos,2011-07,"Unfortunately ""Rabble Rabble"" is all they can do. The parliamentary system allows the ruling party to govern like a dictatorship so long as they have a majority. Opposition MPs can yell and screem but can't stop legislation",1,0.9863335490226746,TODO 1859250124,0,You can tell by all the silly Trollegraph Headlines,degriz,reddit.com,2009-02,Cocaine now cheaper than beer and wine.,1,0.739552915096283,TODO 0860250889,1,Go go downvotes for peoples beliefs.,vertigo42,reddit.com,2011-03,"Brave is not the word, God bless them.",1,0.8251286745071411,TODO 3861250776,1,"No, we prefer to talk to trolls pretending to be rich.",Filipp0,IAmA,2011-10,"Would Reddit like an IAmA from my 87 year old German grandmother who was raised in Nazi Germany, went through the Hitler Youth, and survived multiple bombing raids throughout the war?",1,0.9218923449516296,TODO 38622347,0,Something something I bet Harambe loved rain,TheKrusader,funny,2016-09,Adorable Baby Gorilla Despises Rain,1,0.6295252442359924,TODO 3863250291,0,Its like North Korea decided to try and beat Japan in the robot way and then scrapped that and made robots out of their citizens.,greyscalehat,videos,2010-02,Hypnotizing North Korean Traffic Girl in action,0,0.5498958826065063,TODO 38641280,1,They'd have to get rid of 2 regulations for everyone 1 they put on though right?,skunkmoor,politics,2016-11,"The congress won't fund any actions against medical states, they might allow him to put some further regs on it.... but I dont see reason for concern for medical state industries.",1,0.8657175302505493,TODO 2865251602,0,I did not know it was quite that bad.,xerxes923,science,2009-06,"How did 100,000,000 Women Disappear?",1,0.5789745450019836,TODO 1866329,0,"why did the cop need to wait for the guy to threaten her in some elaborate threat loophole when a simple ""I'm a cop, knock it off"" would've done?",mmdotdotfood,thatHappened,2016-09,"The train, itself, clapped.",0,0.608773410320282,TODO 18671540,0,How many scams have you been contacted by?,rednail64,jobs,2016-12,How to get a job fast POST your resume to the public on indeed or snagajob etc ( Indeed is better ). Recently have done this and so has my engineer brother. Companies use tag words to find resumes and so far we have both got multiple email offers from different companies wishing to discuss. This is a really good option instead of always getting your resume thrown in the garbage while applying everywhere. Since you know for a fact the companies messaging you so far see you as a good fit ( resume wise ).,0,0.9286724328994752,TODO 0868251419,1,I know seriously as if any true democrat would criticize another democrat.,joe0185,politics,2009-12,"I very seriously doubt that you have ever voted for a Democrat, Wisco.",1,0.9101213812828064,TODO 0869249479,0,Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?,junkmale,Libertarian,2009-03,"Honestly, even if every possible bad side effect came about from the legalization of drugs, I would still support it. I just don't understand why these state leeches think they should be able to tell somebody what they can do in their own home.",0,0.9228898286819458,TODO 3870251351,1,No healthcare for illegals!,jayd16,reddit.com,2009-10,"State healthcare just saved my dad's life, in Ireland, for free. He's not from Ireland. My parents are on holiday in Ireland, and yesterday suddenly my dad gets very sick. They go to a doctor, and he spends a night in hospital. The care was excellent, the food was even good. Today when they release him he asks what the bill is. No charge. None at all. Not for the doctor's visit, or die stay in hospital. Not even for the great food. He's a foreigner. How can having this kind of medical car be a bad thing?",1,0.6871505379676819,TODO 2871250413,0,Exceptional.,deepthot42,gaming,2011-01,Zelda II: The Adventure of Link,0,0.8083935976028442,TODO 0872439,0,I've seen plenty of industrial shelving in my time and I cannot think of more than a couple that were installed as poorly as this one.,trollking66,gifs,2016-10,"While the shelving system was probably way, way overloaded for its weight rating and might not have been secured properly, the forklift probably weighs about 3 or 4 tons, twice the weight of most modern cars. Even a 'light bump' from that thing can cause some serious momentum.",0,0.9772962927818298,TODO 0873249817,0,"Not bad, but I'm seriously not liking the sound of that triggered drum, and that usually doesn't bother me.",TheEerieCold,Metal,2011-08,Skeletonwitch - The Infernal Resurrection (new song),0,0.9796336889266968,TODO 18741317,0,How exactly does anyone have time to do anything with traffic like this?,ShadowthecatXD,gifs,2016-11,I think living in a metropolis is more fun than living on a wasteland with few opportunities. But that's just me.,0,0.9408212900161744,TODO 4875249792,1,Welcome to America,Dethread,pics,2011-09,They're all so fat.,0,0.5120366215705872,TODO 08762288,0,Wrong.,itswoot,Overwatch,2016-09,"Ovrrwatch is not DOWN, it's a MAINTENANCE",0,0.8110021352767944,TODO 28772164,1,I can't wait to see jatt's twitter analysis.,Viktavious,leagueoflegends,2016-09,Can't Wait To See Korean Bootcamp Streams :),1,0.9062165021896362,TODO 0878251222,1,Because clearly capitalism didn't bring this about.,cartola,politics,2010-03,You can hardly call our government systematically handing over all our wealth to this banks while protecting them from failure capitalism.,1,0.9867281317710876,TODO 0879249299,1,"""He didn't come back for you!""",Issachar,canada,2011-05,They should limit the Order of Canada to people who live in Canada. Robbie Robertson and Michael J. Fox have lived in Los Angeles their whole lives. What the fuck do they know about what goes on here. Same goes for: Shatner Keanu Shania Donald Sutherland Jim Carrey and lots of others. Canadian born does not equal Canadian.,0,0.7466643452644348,TODO 0880586,0,I honestly don't even think the guy that did it could answer that question.,Matt1243,AskReddit,2016-11,WHY.,0,0.9688869714736938,TODO 4881249110,1,"Oh come on, stuffed in the waistband is a much better solution that a holster",Mini-Marine,guns,2010-02,"Well, fair enough. I guess I meant ""in a holster to cover the trigger guard.""",1,0.8191391825675964,TODO 28822349,1,Yea we definitely need more instances like the debacle we caused in Syria,Nickleback4life,politics,2016-09,"Who's going to be like ""Yay, schmoozing with dictators. this is what we need more of in our politics.""",1,0.986846089363098,TODO 3883249609,0,Sorry to diagree but my guys suck too :(,staiano,news,2010-02,I agree congress sucks. Except for my guy.,1,0.5373350381851196,TODO 4884251411,1,"Well that's just gay, isn't it?",fro2020,WTF,2010-03,What about two guys?,1,0.8959753513336182,TODO 1885249925,1,I'm so sorry for offending your exquisite taste in humour.,ColdFusion87,AskReddit,2011-03,Everyone needs to stop thinking this joke is worth mentioning.,1,0.981669783592224,TODO 08861245,0,"Can confirm, am Tyler Falbo.",funnyferret,videos,2016-12,"Can confirm, he actually is Tyler Falbo. But really, there's a little Tyler Falbo in all of us.",0,0.642598032951355,TODO 0887249145,1,The Social Network,Anchorage42,AskReddit,2010-09,"Let's say that an alien race visits Earth. What one film would you show them in order to accurately portray humanity as a whole, with all its faults and virtues? What film encompasses us as a species, and what genre would it be?",1,0.5356401801109314,TODO 2888601,0,The best part is that this discussion was on this sub...,X_BlueJay_X,iamverysmart,2016-12,I don't really know how to title this...,0,0.9037248492240906,TODO 1889251332,1,Clearly you must be a terrorist for questioning this noble bill...USA USA USA.,MuuaadDib,politics,2010-03,How could a former pow push for this crap.,1,0.987557053565979,TODO 3890250961,1,"Well, they didn't *watch* it, of course!",VoodooIdol,reddit.com,2010-03,"Wait a minute, the Mr. Rogers television show began airing in 1968 and was in production till 2001. From what I could decipher from this Fox News clip they are saying he caused the students of today to have a sense of entitlement. These jokers were kids when Mr. Rogers was being aired, why don't THEY have a sense of entitlement? Jesus Apes Christ, civilization is going to hell in a handbasket.",1,0.9476318955421448,TODO 4891250453,0,he has corrected it.,WSR,comics,2010-06,Betraying a person who remained silent should yield a greater reward than remaining silent along with him.,0,0.9522172212600708,TODO 0892251456,1,"Well, at least we've destroyed biodiversity, so that should help us in finding a solution.",aliengoods1,environment,2010-02,GM Crops Facing Meltdown in the USA,1,0.9797862768173218,TODO 48931868,0,Well the only thing I recommend is testing the cable.If you are using an HDMI cable try using a DVI or VGA cable if you can or vice versa.,Pharthammer,buildapc,2016-12,Not just yet but I don't anticipate it will - the gpu seems completely fine. I'll check later.,0,0.9836017489433287,TODO 1894249305,0,Nice try CIA,Mokumer,reddit.com,2011-02,"Cuban Redditors: Lets follow in the steps of Tsunia, Egypt and the rest of the world. its been 53 years of this. Freedom for Cuba!!! I know I posted something about this a few days ago but its time to stop the suffering and hurt and misery being felt by so many just 90 miles away.",0,0.5027716159820557,TODO 3895250021,0,implying third world countries have bad internet connections,oly_koek,comics,2011-09,"I laughed, but then again, you might not be kidding. Downloading DVD quality might actually take longer then having it delivered by mail. It's like a third world country over there :)",1,0.6434277296066284,TODO 0896249723,1,Maybe if you were smarter you could come up with some.,Plemer,listentothis,2011-01,"Oh wow, in all the years I've known the Aphex Twin version, I've always spelled it and called it ""Film"". Words cannot describe how goddamn stupid I feel.",1,0.9119787812232972,TODO 18971815,1,U mad?,SRDeed,terriblefacebookmemes,2016-12,I hate Facebook so much,0,0.816399872303009,TODO 0898170,0,Look up the definition of thug.,Damn_Croissant,JusticeServed,2016-11,i cant watch the but by thugs i assume you mean black people?,0,0.856205403804779,TODO 48991076,1,If Hillary were president you wouldn't need a living permit,Truck-E-Cheez,The_Donald,2016-11,"Dude, not shit but my British buddy and my Dutchman self want to move to the USA to make America great again when we have our degrees. How difficult is it for two graduates to get a living permit in the USA? He'll have a bachelor's in economics and I'll have a master's in law. Let us help you drain the swamp!",0,0.5536762475967407,TODO 49002131,0,"Not everyone does it every part because of travel, school, etc., usually we get around 10-12 per part, but the list is: an_actual_potato nevikcrn IcelandBestland Wigmaster999 LacsiraxAriscal 19683dw bluesox patkellyrh GloriousBeachead unklphil ThyReformer Andy0132 Poom3619 5556y Pizzarcatto Msurdej mrweista And then the rankings include the results of the community poll.",patkellyrh,civbattleroyale,2016-09,quick question: is there a list of who is power ranker or is it completely anonymous?,0,0.9812206029891968,TODO 19012428,1,You sicken me,hakujin214,XWingTMG,2016-09,"The True Spirit of Scum Contracted Scout (25)+ Deadeye (1), Plasma Torpedos (3), Extra Munitions (2), Overclocked R4 (1), Guidance Chips (0) = 32 Total Contracted Scout (25)+ Deadeye (1), Plasma Torpedos (3), Extra Munitions (2), Overclocked R4 (1), Guidance Chips (0) = 32 Total Fenn Rau (28)+ Push the Limit (3), Autothrusters (2), Concord Dawn Protector (1) = 34 Total 98 Points for a 2 point bid. I may be some sick filth for running this the as soon as I got my hand on the new wave... Only managed to get one game in with this today, and it felt a lot better than the version with the Party Bus.",0,0.695105254650116,TODO 0902251415,1,still beats eminent domain...,refreshbot,pics,2010-01,This is what happens in China when you don't want to sell your land to a company that bought everything around your house.,1,0.7335730791091919,TODO 0903250076,0,"Tilting at windmills, a veritable Don Quixote of politics I am.",IMJGalt,politics,2011-03,Sounds like a tough sell.,1,0.8777791857719421,TODO 4904251385,1,"come now... the obamabots would never concede to such an idea... it's always, only bush's fault.",ReverendWolf,reddit.com,2009-05,"Just wondering, at what point does this officially become the Bush/Cheney/Obama torture regime?",1,0.987625777721405,TODO 2905249691,1,"Hey, it happens to the best of us.",Down-Syndrome-Danny-,politics,2011-03,"Anti-Gay Pastor Wasn't Masturbating, he 'just had his pants open and his hand inside his zipper' in public",0,0.6020037531852722,TODO 1906249210,1,"Yeah bro, girls love it when you drunk-text them... Every message brings you closer to winning her affection!",TROLOLERT,funny,2011-09,"Heh, it's not as pathetic as it sounds, she's been out of my life in that way for years (due to other circumstances like distance, not loss of attraction). We're friends and talk often, I just remain taken with her and when I'm drunk, that's what I do. I intend to pursue her again when able and I suppose in the meantime my habits make my intentions clear! Okay, maybe it is as pathetic as it sounds, but it's only pathetic until it's romantic, and I'm a cocky son of a bitch so I'ma stick it out.",1,0.986621618270874,TODO 4907250460,0,"[](/pickletime ""you liked it"")",mintyice,fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu,2011-02,At first I didn't see what he was actually doing. Just saw his face. Then I did. Wish I hadn't.,0,0.9540753960609436,TODO 09081132,0,"""Everyone who disagrees with me is an idiot.""",_Relevant__Username_,PoliticalHumor,2016-12,Don't confuse Charisma with arrogance. Obama actually knew what he was speaking about. It's pretty easy for Trump to energize a crowd with bullshit lies when the average IQ of the crowd is equivalent to that of an Earthworm.,1,0.9769679307937622,TODO 2909249760,1,I enjoy watching him play videos I saw on here a month ago and dragging out the jokes until the video isn't funny anymore.,NoxiousNick,entertainment,2010-09,You love Tosh.0? Dear god why?,0,0.6271203756332397,TODO 3910307,0,Hope and Change,Wand_Cloak_Stone,news,2016-11,One can only hope.,0,0.5733761787414551,TODO 29112418,0,":) no hard feelings, all jokes",dustyjust,ClashRoyale,2016-10,Haha you asshole,0,0.857003927230835,TODO 0912249563,1,Because Jews only give loans to whitey.,imbcmdth,pics,2010-05,Why does he assume that less whitey means less prosperity?,1,0.9877225160598756,TODO 0913249838,0,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,ninjaDOLEMITE,pics,2011-05,I suppose I'll be the one to break this to you. It is a Pokemon. He double-reverse-whammy trolled you.,0,0.9762709140777588,TODO 0914642,0,The craziest thing is even though curry went off it was still a very competitive game,jordank94,nba,2016-11,"After not making a 3pt FG for the first time in 157 games, Steph Curry bounces back by setting the NBA record for three pointers in a game. He just hit his 13th with 2 minutes to go in the 4th, breaking the record of twelve which was shared by Curry himself, Kobe Bryant, and Donyell Marshall after going 0-10 against the Lakers last game.",0,0.9658651351928712,TODO 0915473,0,"I'd recommend the HP Omen, preferably.",Drj10156,gaming,2016-12,Is this a good gaming laptop.,0,0.8620471358299255,TODO 09161641,1,I'm sure that in the process of destroying many small businesses they've learned something about saving them...,StruckingFuggle,SquaredCircle,2016-12,"Why her? She's part of a global billion dollar company? What about that says ""small business""? I mean with all the money the McMahons donated they better have gotten something but it's weird. Probably couldn't go for a higher more well known spot to save face but still.",1,0.95284765958786,TODO 1917251114,1,"Not quite identical, you can only purify so much, that 0.1% composition is important!",Tiak,reddit.com,2010-10,"What the hell, if you're already inventing differences between chemically similar things, why not go all the way and make up differences between chemically identical things.",0,0.9720661044120787,TODO 0918249867,0,"We're not talking about total government spending here, just individual contribution rates.",greengordon,politics,2010-09,Not a $3 trillion/year one.,0,0.8845824599266052,TODO 2919562,1,They inject three proteins,WWalker17,powerlifting,2016-11,Can someone explain how untested elite lifters get stronger? It's like we see them add crazy weights to their numbers every few weeks. But what happens in between exactly?,1,0.5033406019210815,TODO 0920250765,1,Because 'merica fuck yeah.,BonzoTheBoss,reddit.com,2011-09,"Why did Ron Paul get booed for stating the real reasons Al-Qaeda attacked the US? In the debate tonight, Ron Paul was booed for saying the following? I'm paraphrasing here, he said, ""Al-Qaeda doesn't hate our freedom, they hate our bombing and occupation of their lands, and our socioeconomic treatment of their cultures.""",1,0.9367575645446776,TODO 09212233,1,Just because all that adipose tissue is making fucktons of estrogen doesn't mean doctor's can't give you 5 times the recommended dosage of plan B to counteract the hormones so you can fuck chubby chasers and not worry about not noticing a baby growing until it pops out of your oversized vagina.,GenocideSolution,TumblrPls,2016-09,Biological facts are problematic.,1,0.7852779030799866,TODO 09221273,0,"Oh yeah, Horizon Edition care are a whole lot more rare, so consider yourself lucky.",Diarangus,forza,2016-09,Somehow managed to get this in a spin. Should I consider it a rare item?,0,0.6489760279655457,TODO 4923249146,1,...but we have to learn to live in outer space...,yoda17,science,2010-10,"I guess my question would be, why? The technological advances that came from U.S. and Soviet manned space programs have already been made. It seems further manned space exploration will just be chasing the tail of the diminishing returns curve until we have a suitable power source to make long distance manned space flight a reality.",1,0.9427738785743712,TODO 4924250356,1,The first Uppity President of the United States?,BZenMojo,Libertarian,2010-11,American Narcissus- President Obama and his sense of self,1,0.8574243783950806,TODO 4925113,1,Who would've thought?,masonvd,canada,2016-11,"You won't hear it from media, but the suicide rate of transsexuals goes up after having reassignment surgery. Perhaps it's because they actually *are* mentally ill",1,0.9691696166992188,TODO 09261503,0,Not to be a bummer but I doubt that Waka is gonna come back,glass_head420,bonnaroo,2016-12,I'm tryna do Wakarusa and Bonnaroo back to back,0,0.9473232626914978,TODO 09271593,0,"This is a running joke throughout the series, not a fan theory",z3ntropy,FanTheories,2016-12,Dwight Schrute comes from a Nazi lineage,0,0.9740540385246276,TODO 4928251300,0,"As a Green Bay Packer fan, the Bears still suck!",BonJoevi,sports,2010-01,Bears Apologize For Shitty Season in Full-Page Ad,0,0.7426299452781677,TODO 09291719,0,Something about his general demeanor hinted strongly of that.,tach,bestof,2016-12,"Cool, sounds good to me :) Glad to hear you aren't going to reproduce",0,0.932332456111908,TODO 09301561,0,Very nice fire arrow on the drop.,-Dub21-,Rainbow6,2016-12,3 seconds left in ranked? 3 enemies ? No problem..,1,0.5194299817085266,TODO 3931662,0,"Well it's certainly uncommon, so I'd say it's worthy of a post.",WraithCadmus,Justrolledintotheshop,2016-10,"Remember when this sub was mechanical failures and not ""spotted"" ?",0,0.824353039264679,TODO 0932361,0,"Was just one of those jokes based on the avarage gamer/completely true in my case :P Anyways, thanks for the advice ;-)",Mogel89,RocketLeague,2016-09,You will! Just make sure she likes video games or doesn't mind you playing often if it's something you enjoy. Sometimes if was hell. Rumble cleared that all up though. We played almost all day yesterday and didn't do anything we were supposed to do. It was great,0,0.9838228821754456,TODO 0933568,0,"Mafia has been my favourite franchise for most of my life, along with Rainbow Six and they pull this shit Brilliant, 2K",wakingdemons,pcmasterrace,2016-10,They can kiss their asses goodbye then. What a fucking joke.,0,0.6830069422721863,TODO 193477,0,That's funny coming from someone who didn't finish middle school.,voteferpedro,PussyPass,2016-11,"""I know you are, but what am I!!"" Ahh, the middle school defense.",0,0.9065399765968324,TODO 2935249534,1,B-B-But that helps them create more jobs!,Iamnotyourhero,politics,2010-11,"What's most striking about Obama's deficit reduction committee's proposals is who is being asked to tighten their belts. They call for sacrifices from workers, the elderly, college students and veterans--while corporations and the wealthy are promised lower taxes.",1,0.9870122075080872,TODO 1936700,0,"Thanks, y-you too!",madeanotheraccount,4chan,2016-09,"Wow, epic roast my friend.",0,0.9733877778053284,TODO 09372062,1,"But it still gets cold during the winter, and hot during the summer.",Peach-e-Keen,todayilearned,2016-12,TIL That the Ozone Hole Has Shrunken by 4 Million Square Kilometers Since 2000,0,0.757698118686676,TODO 3938249916,1,TIL people in Norway are going to hell.,imright_anduknowit,atheism,2011-03,Atheist living in norway...,1,0.8222399353981018,TODO 09391459,1,"Wait, are you saying that lining up in the exact same position 95% of the time and running the exact same fly rout over n over ISN'T good coaching?",AbstractLogic,miamidolphins,2016-11,"I'm not mad at Wallace at all. He probably would've been great for us under Gase. I don't think he quit. I don't think he had ""bad chemistry"" with Tanne. I think he failed to live up the contract he was given because our offensive staff sucked and plays could never develop downfield because we've had the worst OLine in the league the three years prior to 2016.",1,0.9604196548461914,TODO 19401493,1,Yes because clearly the purpose of government is to provide stable jobs to career politicians who politely wait their turn.,ahfoo,Marijuana,2016-12,"Legalization is a hot potato issue. Legislators are afraid of supporting it, even if the polls seem to be in favor, because they fear a potential voter backlash that might cause them to lose their jobs. That's why some Congresspeople favor a state's rights approach. It's essentially a kick-the-can-down-the-road stance: let it be someone else's problem. Most legislators aren't going to feel comfortable voting to advance a legalization bill until legalization is reliably polling at more than two thirds, close to 70%. Thankfully, public opinion continues to evolve.",1,0.9868935346603394,TODO 4941249319,0,I like you.,pandagron,offbeat,2011-03,"Ahhh, I see. So that wasn't a question so much as a conclusion you reached about me, knowing absolutely nothing whatsoever about me. I wonder why you care so much, since I'm assuming nothing ever offends you. Or maybe you think you are God and only the things that you find offensive actually are. Just in case you are God, could you please do something about Jersey Shore? I *really* have to question your taste that you would let something like that become popular. You're losing credibility fast, my deity friend.",0,0.974388062953949,TODO 0942251193,1,"Anything by Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Michael Chriton, or Dan Brown.",vulcan99,AskReddit,2009-12,"What's the best book you've ever read? I'm starting this because I want some ideas on good books to read over the semester break, now that I actually have time to read :).",0,0.8797386288642883,TODO 0943251454,1,"Yes, for the two are *definitely* mutually exclusive.",talonparty,atheism,2010-01,"Indeed, same here. The tattoos are off putting. A plain, nice looking girl that isn't going to end up with weird coloured blotching arms as she gets older is much more my type, and one that has a rebellious attitude but shows it intellectually, rather than with tattoos.",1,0.901879072189331,TODO 0944251394,1,Who needs math when we have Paul the octopus!,musingson,soccer,2010-07,Mathematical formula predicts clear favorite for the FIFA World Cup,1,0.6884236931800842,TODO 39451957,1,We aren't going to ban his tweets... How else are we going to get paid?,ibbignerd,jailbreak,2016-12,"I agree with you to a point, but if people just keep reposting it clutters the subreddit, and people like coming here less. Also it's a joke",1,0.9620828032493592,TODO 09461239,0,If it was November 2009 Obama would already be **President** Obama not **President Elect** Obama,Toomuchdata00100,forwardsfromgrandma,2016-11,FWD: FWD: WOULDN't HAPPAN IF IT WAS OBUMMER!!1!!,0,0.6880300045013428,TODO 0947250342,1,Of course it's totally reasonable to believe that God came down from heaven and fucked over someone else just so you could have some textbooks while there is people dying of starvation and disease all over the world.,cjcrashoveride,pics,2011-01,Do you really think that's a justifiable reason?,1,0.9866958856582642,TODO 0948612,0,"Really, anything that has Seasonic parts in it will be good.",Azure_Flare,pcmasterrace,2016-10,And don't cheap out.. or you will end up without your CPU and GPU. I recommend EVGA G2 or GS.,0,0.9194475412368774,TODO 1949251291,1,"Yes, it's the same as a racial epithet.",natetheTANK73,politics,2010-05,"""Teabagger"" equivalent to the 'n' word, tea-partier claims. Teabagger please",1,0.959853172302246,TODO 0950250758,1,You mean SWTOR isn't a single player experience?,biosehnsucht,Games,2011-12,"KOTOR III. Yes, I know SWTOR is supposed to be KOTOR 3,4,5, etc. but KOTOR III was a project that was scrapped and I think a single player experience would have been much better.",1,0.9793932437896729,TODO 49511765,0,"CMC Vellore and St Stephens, among others.",ccombobbreaker,india,2016-12,mfw non Catholic Christian male with no reservation at all anywhere,0,0.9618057608604432,TODO 0952250724,1,"Yes, he slipped on water that Thomas threw 10-15 feet away.",mitallust,hockey,2012-01,looks like the puck slipped on some water and then so did Read,0,0.5079135894775391,TODO 49531399,1,Shhhhh I want to actually have a shot at it this year!,pabuum,MakeupAddiction,2016-11,Too Faced Cyber Monday Box I just got an email and Too Faced will be doing the cyber Monday box again. It will be 39 dollars!,0,0.9622483849525452,TODO 4954249266,0,Any DunedEnts floating round?,Thalamos,dunedin,2011-05,Tits out for the boys! Any scarfies up in this bitch?,0,0.8455150127410889,TODO 4955250963,1,"They used to be this great organization when they supported the same candidate I do, but now they are really just a bunch of racists destroying our country.",jk1150,politics,2010-02,"If this poll was taken a year ago, when Tea Parties were organized by Ron Paul and libertarians, I would have voted for ""Small government and fiscal responsibility"" But current tea parties are mostly about expanding the military complex, invading Iran, questioning Obama's birthplace and general racism.",1,0.7544541358947754,TODO 09562464,0,"At some point, being stupid just isn't an excuse anymore.",AppleBytes,politics,2016-09,"To broaden that a bit, he takes advantage of people that are weak and vulnerable to get ahead. With that in mind, consider his strongest supporters are poor and uneducated. They don't know he's grifting them so he can get something he wants.",0,0.942793071269989,TODO 19571146,0,Or tell a child who's mother died and father Joseph sent on a mission that God has commanded her (a 16 year old child) to be his wife... Well I guess I am just to damn picky for heaven.,thatgayguy12,exmormon,2016-10,He's right. I should expect a prophet to fuck the wives of married men. How could I have been so silly to think otherwise,1,0.9036733508110046,TODO 2958250119,1,Misogyny in a pill.,Liverotto,MensRights,2011-06,By 2015 we can take back the power! Reversible male contraception method lasts 10 years trials have begun!,1,0.6830896139144897,TODO 0959251355,1,I really don't see what could go wrong with this..,m-p-3,pics,2009-08,Redneck child bike seat,1,0.9097792506217957,TODO 2960549,1,"Well yeah, but mainly the ref's a bloody cheat too",FKJVMMP,rugbyunion,2016-11,Are they also suffering from food poisoning?,0,0.5389156341552734,TODO 09611789,1,I hate the loud fat fucks,snipeftw,CarletonU,2016-12,"Let's talk about greeks. what do we think? I'm just wondering what the general perception of Greeks are. I know lots of students don't like them and I've seen some shitty stuff from them on social media myself, but I want to hear both sides. I have some friends in Greek Life, but I wonder how the average student feels towards them",0,0.8042354583740234,TODO 3962249129,0,"Riyadh 1993-1999 Jeddah 1999-2001 Back around 2000 was when the very first ""tourist"" visas were implemented and handed out to about 5 scuba divers.",tcksam,AskReddit,2010-09,"Different time, different place I would say. While I'm no apologist, there are big problems in KSA, but I do not recognize your picture. Where did you live and when? I live in Jeddah where I have never even seen a mutawwa nor have I experienced any harassment of any form. The Arab news regularly write critical pieces about bad leadership and management, and other papers follow, but of course it still far from the critical press in western countries. Lately the religious influence has diminished a lot. The king has openly fired clerics that try to interfere with his aims to secularise and liberalise. No visa is requires to travel between provinces and cities anymore. The internet is still monitored, but no one is reported to any ministry, a wish from the clerics that the king refused to accept. Everyone uses proxies. I general, the policy is ""don't ask, don't tell"".",0,0.9015605449676514,TODO 1963250206,1,"Right, because no woman ever would get off on the idea of using a flesh light on a guy...",edfreemen,pics,2011-10,"I see it as a matter of what can be used during actual sex as well as during masturbation. Dildos generally vibrate, so they can be used during sex as well for clitoral stimulation and such, while man + woman + fleshlight = either woman or fleshlight being left out of the fun. Fleshlight is very FOREVER ALONE that way.",1,0.986522376537323,TODO 4964249718,1,"Yeah, I'm sure you don't",bashmental,todayilearned,2010-10,"I don't have an issue with black folks, just niggers. I had enough of those of every color in the neighborhoods of my youth.",1,0.956159234046936,TODO 2965250733,1,I DISAGREE ARRGGHH DOWNVOTE WHARGARBL,hobdodgeries,funny,2012-02,I don't get why people hate this so much... If the person wants to keep the tag on its his FUCKING CHOICE... plus some of those tags look good.. no idea why people get annoyed from something that doesn't affect them in the least..,1,0.9697130918502808,TODO 09662480,0,"I... well shucks, you're right XD",kyokenbyo,40krpg,2016-09,Says DH2 in the title :P,0,0.9083113074302672,TODO 29671085,1,Are 3.5 bards REALLY casters?,ravenclaw567,oots,2016-11,"Ah, but the Order still has once spellcaster in reserve! ...What? Elan counts! Technically.",0,0.5048404932022095,TODO 0968250891,1,"Sorry, windows millenium was still better.",blizzardice,AskReddit,2011-03,I'm gonna be that asshole... Windows 7.,1,0.8095014095306396,TODO 0969251325,1,what a bright future they both have...,col381,WTF,2009-02,Boy is a dad at 13,1,0.9749963283538818,TODO 2970250441,0,How many read 44-D and thought NSFW.,IrishJoe,politics,2010-02,44-D LiveStream: Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS Initial Meeting + President Obama Holds Town Hall in Nashua New Hampshire,0,0.7188771963119507,TODO 0971250823,0,BP to the rescue.,P-Dub,pics,2010-07,What you have just described is one of the most terrifying things I can imagine. *Fuck the ocean.*,1,0.6876652240753174,TODO 09721792,0,Is this movie good?,monkeyharris,NetflixBestOf,2016-12,"Die Hard (1988): NYPD cop John McClane's plan to reconcile with his wife is interrupted when, after he arrives at her office, the building is overtaken by terrorists.",0,0.7045021653175354,TODO 19731978,0,"Nah brah, we light him up every time we see him",Smitty120,penguins,2016-09,Why? Gibson is way better.,1,0.9809747934341432,TODO 39742329,1,I forgot a,AlexanderVelinxs,politics,2016-09,Birthing and breastfeeding?,1,0.989694118499756,TODO 09751426,1,Lol But but but Drumpf has 2 bankruptcies out of 500 business,throwawaymd123,The_Donald,2016-11,Redistribution of Wealth: Sanders fleeced poor Liberal Arts students for $200 million. Hillary conned the mega rich to the tune of 800 million. And now Jill Stein has suckered sore losers out of 7 million. Total haul: $1.007~ billion.,1,0.9836246967315674,TODO 3976249410,1,"Transit is for poor people, and we wouldn't want the poor mucking up the carefully polished and homogenized Eastside, would we?",smithmikeg,Seattle,2011-07,As long as the site will be directly served by East Link...,1,0.980262815952301,TODO 19772116,0,Did you get the key back?,TiFaeri,JUSTNOMIL,2016-09,"Lady Susan steals and eats crackers i just remembered a short but characteristic story that shows just how entitled Lady Susan is. that was after we banned Lady Susan wrom working on our apartment but made a grave mistake: we did not get a key back from her. We went away for a vacation for about a week. Got our friend to pet sit for us, told Lady Susan when we go away and get back but didnt say anything about pet sitting situation. (We were young and naive. We learned) Friend decided to crash on our couch as he has a nightmare of a mother too and was living with her at that point. He buys some junk food and, not expecting an ambush, leaves some of it on a kitchen table. Next thing he knows, it's saturday morning, he wakes up to Lady Susan casually letting herself in. He panics, mumbles something to her and locks himself in the bedroom. Lady Susan, never one to be deterred, helps herself to our coffe, enjoys a sigarette and fucking eats poor guy's food, then leaves. When we came back and confronted her about it, she made innocent eyes and said she thought we left those treats for her. She never explained why she was letting herself in without invitation in the first place.",0,0.819212794303894,TODO 09781520,1,"I'm shocked, shocked I tell you",BassFromThePast,trees,2016-12,Beer sales down in legal cannabis states,1,0.987038791179657,TODO 0979251597,1,"Yeah, while other companies are censoring on their own.",drakshadow,programming,2009-08,It wasn't google's idea. China made google censor china.,1,0.7576113939285278,TODO 4980250613,0,Is a check okay?,doubleD,DoesAnybodyElse,2009-09,Do you have $20?,0,0.9195645451545716,TODO 1981250707,1,But...but...they always said they were committed to truth!,TheRnegade,atheism,2010-10,Not least because they did a 180 on polygamy in order to get statehood for Utah (timeless moral values!). Any mention of it now gets treated like baseless anti-Mormon slander.,1,0.9868417978286744,TODO 3982250573,0,jesus christ monkey balls,aesamattki,Android,2010-06,2GHz Motorola Android smartphone tipped for 2010 | Android Community,0,0.9715887904167176,TODO 4983491,0,Write them a letter expressing your hatred of good surprises.,RolfIsSonOfShepnard,guns,2016-12,"I like my ammo a *specific way*. You knew I wanted reloads, yet you specifically went out of your way to give me more than what I wanted. Needless to say, you have just lost yourself a customer.",1,0.6751787662506104,TODO 1984249356,0,"Language is also meant to communicate ideas, something we can't do that well if people are just making up words and sentence structure all willy-nilly.",Diggtionary,politics,2010-08,"Get your little obnoxious head out of your ass. It's a fucking saying, an idiom of American-English. Language is non-uniform, and there are plenty of sayings which make little sense, or imply the opposite of their 'actual' meaning. Language is diverse and changes, that's what makes it strange and beautiful. Too chastise someone for the natural expression, just because you have some asinine hangup about it is immature, childish and makes you seem like a prick who gives out at the slightest thing, not allowing for any organic evolution or flow of language. Go read a book, at one time a lot of words and sayings were introduced to the English language. If narrow minded asshats like you had their way, they would never have been accepted, and English would be a less expressive, less beautiful language. Go do something which actually matters.",0,0.9653118252754213,TODO 2985250147,1,"Vatican says JPII cured a nun of Parkinsons, so it must be true!",Tuscany007,atheism,2011-01,Bet you'll believe in miracles now!,1,0.966829240322113,TODO 09861384,0,"It is not on Steam or Origin, so it is not in an acceptable format, so therefore, it isn't available on the PC.",CircularMatrix,pcgaming,2016-12,It's on PC. It's already on the platform your playing on.,1,0.9062361121177672,TODO 29871536,1,TD Place,EggsForEveryone,ottawa,2016-12,Where to dispose of cfl bulbs? Just finished replacing all the lights in my house to led so I a have a TON of cfls. Where can I take them to get rid of them?,0,0.790415346622467,TODO 4988251225,1,"Prop 13, fuck yeah!",kryx,AskReddit,2010-04,Many areas freeze property taxes for seniors too so that can be a negligible concern in retirement.,1,0.7452247738838196,TODO 0989249772,1,"Gentoo of course, for that -O3 goodness!",KeX3,geek,2010-07,"Really. OK, what would you call it? And your smug got in the way of answering my question.",1,0.8672570586204529,TODO 4990249820,1,I didn't realize it was so easy to convert currencies!,so_what_who_cares,gaming,2011-08,"Killing floor on sale cheap, double the price if you live in the UK.",1,0.9155362248420716,TODO 09911099,0,"Im in, thank you.",tg_wl,pcmasterrace,2016-09,$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway,0,0.9721882343292236,TODO 09921966,1,Type 4,Hobnail1,WorldofTanks,2016-12,What tanks outmatch the E75?,0,0.7288458943367004,TODO 3993250597,0,"Unless they were harming someone at the time pretty much anything done by anyone at 8:15am August 6, 1945 in Minami-ku.",sunnygovan,atheism,2010-12,I challenge you to come up with a single action that doesn't have the potential to have repercussions which cause harm to someone down the road.,0,0.9635945558547974,TODO 4994250691,1,If the frogs are evolving then why don't they turn in to people?,Sabin10,science,2010-12,Frogs around the world showing signs of developing resistance to the chytrid fungus that has been threatening them with extinction.,0,0.5349404811859131,TODO 2995250347,1,I take this as commentary on their corporate parent's political views.,knumbknuts,entertainment,2010-10,The sinking ship that is NBC,0,0.810234010219574,TODO 29962267,1,NA Masters,xtracom,heroesofthestorm,2016-09,"Don't worry, even at Masters, people don't understand objective timings. I'll be the only one hearthing just before the objective starts so I'm healed for the fight, even though I tell people ""obj soon""",1,0.5234297513961792,TODO 0997417,0,"This isn't something I did but in the beta I thought that the higher the rank the better your rating was so I saw people who were like 17 and I was like ""man they must not be very good"" I realized shortly after I was wrong.",_Swiggity_,deadbydaylight,2016-11,"What was the 'noobiest' thing you did when you first started and are ashamed to admit? I'll start, when I first got Spies from the shadow, I thought the head movements the crows did while standing still was the perk working as if they're pointing towards the survivors, it took about 3 games to realize the explosion noises were the crows and not my idiot self thinking it was the animation the crows were doing. Other noob moment was whispers for the first time thinking that it was sound directional and just not being in the area, I felt so stupid when I realized it.",0,0.981437921524048,TODO 2998251153,1,They were probably wall hacking anyway.,SirKeyboardCommando,WTF,2009-12,26 Asian students were beaten in one day at a high school in Philedelphia,1,0.9767732620239258,TODO 0999250543,1,Thumbs up if you love America!,CalmerPolice,pics,2011-07,Feels like I'm on YouTube reading the comments in this thread..,0,0.5816588997840881,TODO 310001350,0,"So, how many pounds were seized?",mad-n-fla,news,2016-10,"Coast Guard Cutter Returns with 29,000 Pounds of Seized Cocaine",0,0.6329740285873413,TODO 01001251520,1,I thought the vp was the leader of the senate?,liquidpele,atheism,2009-04,vp isnt the second highest position of power. at least not according to the US constitution...,1,0.5589466691017151,TODO 01002