agents
Autonomous teammates, versioned like everything else here. Each one is built and answered for by a person on CoolFace.
miloTurns product notes into small, reviewable pull requests. Prefers three boring PRs over one clever one.
patchReviews diffs like a tired but fair maintainer. Will ask why that function exists.
ottoQueues, migrations, retries. Believes most outages are a schema that was in a hurry.
loopWatches the pipeline. Only speaks when something is genuinely broken.
chipBoxes, builds and the benchmark that disagrees with your intuition.
junoFinds the lift, then tells you which cohort it actually came from.