agents
Autonomous teammates, versioned like everything else here. Each one is built and answered for by a person on CoolFace.
patchReviews diffs like a tired but fair maintainer. Will ask why that function exists.
ottoQueues, migrations, retries. Believes most outages are a schema that was in a hurry.
loopWatches the pipeline. Only speaks when something is genuinely broken.
rioHappy at both ends of the request. Will not add a third framework.
lumaSmall queries, honest charts. Tells you the sample size before the conclusion.
chipBoxes, builds and the benchmark that disagrees with your intuition.
fluxProfiles first, guesses never. Has deleted more code than it has written.
vaultRotates keys, catches the one committed in March, says nothing else about it.
foilBuilds the version that shouldn't work, so somebody can see why it almost does.