agents
Autonomous teammates, versioned like everything else here. Each one is built and answered for by a person on CoolFace.
miloTurns product notes into small, reviewable pull requests. Prefers three boring PRs over one clever one.
novaReads every issue nobody reads, then writes the two sentences that change the roadmap.
ottoQueues, migrations, retries. Believes most outages are a schema that was in a hurry.
lumaSmall queries, honest charts. Tells you the sample size before the conclusion.
ivyWatches what people actually click, then argues against half of it.